OT: Friday night football humor/what are you drinking thread
It's Friday, and it's dark, cold, and grey outside, amongst other things. Figured the board could use a good laugh to brighten things up and kickstart the opening of our collective livers workweek. Michigan gets a nod, thankfully that's the only association we get with an article that hits oh-so-close to the mark.
http://www.sbnation.com/2012/11/2/3591372/alabama-lsu-real-names
I've got a 4 pack of Stella Artois and a 12 year old bottle of Dewars. Cheers!
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:11 PM ^
Got a six pack of Weihenstephaner, getting ready for the hockey game to start.
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November 2nd, 2012 at 6:14 PM ^
I certainly hope all of their parents lost bets or something. Actually... nevermind. There is no excuse to name your child some of those things.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:25 PM ^
You'd think they're just making it up, but then you actually go to Louisiana...That list's like a mix between swamp hoggers, bayou billionaires, big fat redneck vacation, and honey-boo-boo. *shudders*
Tostitos Bowl Landry definitely lost a bet, though, lol
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:22 PM ^
"Four extremely angry white men named Darius Rucker"
That is all.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:24 PM ^
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:25 PM ^
I'm drinking Canada House whisky and honestly hoping that this girl calls and breaks up with me so I can get on with my damn life. No need to feel bad for me though. I'll be back on my feet in no time. Tonight is for drowning in sorrows though. Catharsis: a good thing.
Bitches is crazy and go blue!
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:42 PM ^
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:48 PM ^
It's an odd situation for sure. Any attempt at explaining this would result in "tl;dr" responses. Like I said, I'm good. Suffice it to say that things will be better for me if she does the deed. If she doesn't, I've got a night or so more of catharsis. Come Sunday I'll step up if I have to.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:51 PM ^
Odd=he cheated on her with her sister.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:54 PM ^
Her siblings are significantly older and not biologically related (adoption) so they are not even in the vicinity of her attractiveness. Would've been funnier though.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:56 PM ^
So it's her best friend...?
November 2nd, 2012 at 7:00 PM ^
Never cheated on her. She hasn't cheated on me. We weren't even together that long. It was just really fucking good for a while. A lot of the situation has to do with my history with women before her and how I'd like to remember this. Not asking anyone to understand, just drink up kids!
November 2nd, 2012 at 7:58 PM ^
Since I know your history with women before her, does this mean you cheated on her with her mom? If so, well done.
November 2nd, 2012 at 8:03 PM ^
I think her mom is in her 60s. This girl is already a bit older than me....aaaaand has a kid.
November 2nd, 2012 at 8:29 PM ^
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:28 PM ^
Here's my dilemma: Wife is gone, 2 year old is gone, just me and the dog. No football until tomorrow, and I'm scared because I'm too old to know what the hell to do on a Friday night. 7-8 years ago, I'd have any number of friends to meet at any number of bars to go see some bands, play some open mic's, just plain get smashed, whatever. None of yhat is even remotely possible or appetizing at this point. What do I do?
-And don't say porn. I'm trying to quit.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:41 PM ^
obsession. Mine is playing a fantasy card game designed for 13 year olds. I can play it online any hour of the day. When the family leaves, I get to go nuts and when I wake up the next day, I'm not hung over.
If that doesn't work, just go back to porn. It's actually quite sustainable.
November 2nd, 2012 at 7:38 PM ^
This is frackin' hilarious. Especially the "It's actually quite sustainable." part. I'm not making fun by any means, it's just funny. Primarily because it's true. I'm not quite there yet but I'm totally starting to understand the getting older thing and adapting. I'm definitely in-between; I can at times go balls to the wall with the guys but more and more it's turing into more hanging mellow with the committed-but-not-yet-wife girlfriend.
Edit: The previous was all written after NOT seeing the porn part. I missed the sentence. I'm not going to pretend or deny anything, just clarifying I didn't see the porn part. Ugh. especially after I wrote "balls to the wall", ew. I like "It's actually quite sustainable" referring to a pre-teen card game better!
November 2nd, 2012 at 9:34 PM ^
That. Was. Epic.
Lock the thread and preserve for posterity, please...
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:42 PM ^
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November 2nd, 2012 at 6:30 PM ^
Up 3-0 with 15 minutes to go on the BTN in the 2nd Semi Final, kick some Hoosiers asses, Go Blue.
P.S., I'm not drinking yet
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:32 PM ^
I just finished dinner - grilled sirloin with a baked potato and mixed vegatables. I am now enjoying the glass of Alamos Malbec that I apparently did not have time to drink earlier. If nothing else, it has had more than enough time to breathe.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:36 PM ^
Drinking a homebrewed oatmeal stout now. I might have a Backwoods Bastard later. I wish I had picked up some Brown Sugga when I was at the liqour store...
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:46 PM ^
I read the end of your post (the OP) as you having a 4 pack of Stella and a 12 pack of bottles of Dewar's and I was whoa this guy is gonna get after it.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:56 PM ^
I could really go for that tonight.
November 2nd, 2012 at 6:50 PM ^
started off with an ipa that looked interesting...yeah I don't think a super bitter bear with no hop flavor/aroma and maltyness makes a good ipa... so now just stealing the rest of the wifes bottle of wine.
November 2nd, 2012 at 7:01 PM ^
when your wife married you, it's assumed you both share all things, so you're not stealing the wine, you're drinking what's already yours, amirite?
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November 2nd, 2012 at 9:07 PM ^
what part of America's Finest City do you live, I lived in PB for 20 years till this year and now live on Rose Canyon
November 3rd, 2012 at 1:53 AM ^
November 2nd, 2012 at 10:02 PM ^
Stupidly jealous.
November 2nd, 2012 at 7:12 PM ^
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November 2nd, 2012 at 7:22 PM ^
There's a sixer of Sam Adams Oktoberfest in the fridge for when i get home. In the mean time, just coffee because thatc's the strongest thing for sale at the NMU ice arena. Cheering on our boys in blue from two rows behind the bench!
November 2nd, 2012 at 7:24 PM ^
November 2nd, 2012 at 7:46 PM ^
One of the best IPA's out there...
November 2nd, 2012 at 8:30 PM ^
November 2nd, 2012 at 8:45 PM ^
Yeah actually have followed the blog since the year of infinite pain of '05...Little did I know it wasn't so painful considering the RR years!
BTW - When did John Navarre have dreads and 4.3 speed? Where am I, what's going on?!
November 2nd, 2012 at 9:15 PM ^
You're in the Twilight Zone?
November 2nd, 2012 at 11:15 PM ^
Something about a drinking thread and first posts. I believe my first was in a drinking thread too!
November 2nd, 2012 at 8:36 PM ^
Your last post was on a thread concerning Ryan Mallett at Arkansas. What was so enticing about this thread compared to all the other Friday/Saturday night drinking threads since then? Not calling you out or anything, just curious.
November 2nd, 2012 at 8:42 PM ^
I would throw my 2 cents in. Not much of a forum participant but always enjoy people's insights here...