OT: cooler poopers in training
Utterly revolting behavior in the Columbus suburbs:
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/k-12/ohio-teen-tampering-649230
September 4th, 2019 at 8:17 AM ^
What the hell is this website? Not really going to read much from something that has a graphic pasted on the screen exclaiming "Ow, my balls!" while trying to present itself as a "news" website.
September 4th, 2019 at 8:26 AM ^
+1
Thanks for the NSFW warning!
September 4th, 2019 at 8:30 AM ^
The smoking gun has been around for a long time. Basically takes public records of arrests, mug shots, etc. and posts the info chronologically. There are some funny gems.
September 4th, 2019 at 8:49 AM ^
Some peeps have lots of idle time at their disposal (and a very active browser).
September 4th, 2019 at 9:17 AM ^
The Smoking Gun is blocked where I work, but they have some truly funny stuff there all detailing real situations where humans do stupid things.
September 4th, 2019 at 11:14 AM ^
Check it out on mobile or when you get home.
The article is pretty appalling. If it wasn't Ohio, then I would imagine Florida.
I hope the teachers press charges/sue. Don't know about Ohio but in some states, what those kids did is considered assault.
September 4th, 2019 at 11:20 AM ^
If this is the special sauce for crepes, I read about it last night.
I definitely agree the teachers need a legal recourse here. This is way beyond a prank or high jinks.
September 4th, 2019 at 9:25 AM ^
Have you looked at the banner for this website recently?
September 4th, 2019 at 8:48 AM ^
From the same fine publication, shit happens if you don't flush:
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/stuff-happens-185972
September 4th, 2019 at 8:54 AM ^
Are crepes supposed to taste salty?
September 4th, 2019 at 8:59 AM ^
T minus 10 seconds until East German Judge posts the Stifler cooler poop gif for the 891st time.
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September 4th, 2019 at 9:19 AM ^
I upvoted every single one.
September 4th, 2019 at 9:34 AM ^
EYB = EGJ
the new math. mind blown.
September 4th, 2019 at 9:49 AM ^
Hmmm...could be true. 3 letters, both begin with E.
Y is the 25 letter of the alphabet, but the 2nd letter if you are doing the alphabet backwards. B is the second letter:
2 - 2 = 0.
G is the 7th letter. J is the 10th letter.
10/7 = 1.43.
Using Y as the value of 2...
2 - 1.43 = .56. Rounding down = 0.
There you have it. The same person. Thanks!
Glad I listed to that Coast to Coast AM segment on numerology.
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September 4th, 2019 at 9:52 AM ^
Is there any way to truly know for sure that all of us are not the same person displaying an extreme case of dissociative identity disorder?
September 4th, 2019 at 10:30 AM ^
"My name is Legion, for we are many."
September 4th, 2019 at 1:05 PM ^
We are stardust
Billion year old carbon
We are golden
Caught in the Devil's Bargain
And we've got to get ourselves
Back to the garden
September 4th, 2019 at 12:18 PM ^
I think, therefore, we are.
September 4th, 2019 at 11:20 AM ^
actually, i think i have to fix my math. if we're going to be accurate, it'd be
EYB x 9 = EGJ. or maybe its EYB to the 9th power.
September 4th, 2019 at 11:23 AM ^
No, I think you were right the first time, but you are right with your new math as well.
The EYB to the 9th power is valid on the 666th level of the Abyss.
See:
6 - 6 = 0 x 6 = 0.
Wow, back to zero any way you cut it. Yep, same person.
September 4th, 2019 at 11:44 AM ^
I believe, from a rationality perspective, my equation would be
X/0=EYB
September 4th, 2019 at 9:45 AM ^
Chuckie, it has only been 791, please don't exaggerate.
September 4th, 2019 at 10:49 AM ^
Knew my count was probably off somewhere... gah. Back to square one!
September 4th, 2019 at 9:11 AM ^
I live in this area and know people involved one way or the other. The acts committed have been nothing short of disgusting, and ruthless. Some faculty have actually resigned due to the event and the shame it has given them. Others have been facing other issues that have stemmed from the event, via either mental health or just a fear of it happening again, wherever they go. Truly an awful event, and the students will be held accountable.
September 4th, 2019 at 9:50 AM ^
You are right this is beyond disgusting! I can't imagine what the boys' defense attorney will come up with....affluenza again.
Should they be tried as adults and / or need to register as sex offenders?
September 4th, 2019 at 9:16 AM ^
Guh. Pranks and practical jokes ain't what they used to be.
September 4th, 2019 at 9:21 AM ^
Yes, back in the day there was no social media to use to brag about the prank and if everybody kept their mouths shut nobody was wiser to the prank.
September 4th, 2019 at 9:33 AM ^
Yep. Stupid little shits have to record everything (including felonies) and share it. So glad I came up in the era before digital cameras and social media.
September 4th, 2019 at 9:50 AM ^
Agreed, I'd still be in prison today if we had social media in the 70s.
September 4th, 2019 at 3:30 PM ^
The Mad Hatter...how did the MRI results go?
September 4th, 2019 at 11:16 AM ^
Back in the day, pranks were funny.
This is just fucked up. I hope the teachers go after those punks.
September 4th, 2019 at 1:07 PM ^
Neither is the old gray mare....many long years ago.
September 4th, 2019 at 9:20 AM ^
really not worthy of a thread here.....
September 4th, 2019 at 9:21 AM ^
Yes, the wasteland between Ann Arbor and Pittsburgh.
September 4th, 2019 at 9:24 AM ^
I can't wait for football season to start...wait a minute.
Didn't click, but I thought OT season was over?
September 4th, 2019 at 9:31 AM ^
Each of the charged defendants resides with their families in spacious private homes, while several of the teens play on local lacrosse and soccer teams.
Is that their way of saying rich, white kids? Kinda like the gritty, lunch-pail, son of a coach wide receiver.
September 4th, 2019 at 11:18 AM ^
Yeah, the author clearly has an axe to grind too.
September 4th, 2019 at 10:35 AM ^
Never eat anything prepared by a student. I feel bad for the teachers, because that would seriously destroy trust in one's community.
On another note, my local school district just got sued in federal court for systemic racial animus for several years' worth of disturbing incidents.
So while bad seeds abound, the common denominator is awful parenting.
September 4th, 2019 at 2:00 PM ^
Powell, Ohio is a very wealthy enclave of Dublin, where wealth runs from other wealth. Little shits will grow up to be corporate executives and sit around laughing about this over expensive scotch in the future. Their criminal files will likely be wiped at 18 because they have money and resources.
September 4th, 2019 at 4:07 PM ^
Yes, I'm sure that this couldn't happen in Michigan and if it did, you would impugn the entire area around it. Tribalistic people are so sad.