OT: Bret Bielema's DNA is all over...

Submitted by The Mad Hatter on

The Razorbacks' offense.

Arkansas’ style of play is no secret. Bielema prefers it that way.

"I always think of it in these terms: If we were involved in a crime scene and we did it, they should be able to tell right away because it's part of our DNA."

“There's nothing I love more than to watch a high-powered, fast-paced offense and to see their coaches pacing the sideline because they can't get the ball,” Bielema said. “It just pisses 'em off. It's a great tool because it begins to affect their psyche.”

http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/104976/with-a-throwback-style-bret-bielema-and-the-razorbacks-look-to-take-the-next-step

CRISPed in the DIAG

August 17th, 2015 at 12:43 PM ^

I don't understand what you're trying to say. I'm middle aged, but I've never used (or seen) those terms until I saw you post them. Jeans/ t shirts? Are those things "middle aged" or are you saying that people are "dicks" for wearing them, or are they not "connected" if they wear them? 

In fact, I've been the heavy in some threads for not finding the wisdom in calling something "retarded" or laughing about child rape at Penn St. 

MeanJoe07

August 17th, 2015 at 11:18 AM ^

My goal, like Bee llama, is to get my DNA everywhere. A little there. A little here. A little in the atmosphere. I plan to weaponize my DNA and drop it all over starting with HisDudeness. Right on his house.

Don

August 17th, 2015 at 11:47 AM ^

MGoFucktheWorldOutsideAnnArbor.com will be for those whose gaze is entirely restricted to Michigan sports and humblebragging drinking threads. If you don't want to be distracted with anything pertaining to the larger world of college football, that would be the place for you.

LSAClassOf2000

August 17th, 2015 at 12:34 PM ^

I admit as well that I saw this thinking that Bielema was on his way to usurping Steve Garvey as the butt of the joke the old line, "I haven't seen it this busy around here since Father's Day at ___________'s house" as told on the tonight show repeatedly during the Carson era. Glad to know that it is just about his irritatingly predictable offense. 

MaizeJacket

August 17th, 2015 at 2:10 PM ^

without Jonathan Williams, who has been ruled out for the season with a foot injury.  Sure, Arkansas is now stocked with tailbacks, including returning "co-starter" Alex Collins, but when you lose your leading rusher from last season, Williams in this case for Arkansas, it's never a good thing.