Way OT but it's late, and it's the Grand Final: Collingwood vs. Geelong. I haven't watched Aussie Rules Football in many, many years. First encountered it in the dorm, where the lounge had cable and PASS. I wondered is it rugby? No, it's not rugby - what the hell is it?! It's weird to see them dribble that big oblong ball, punching it to pass, and the goal umps pointing with one or two hands to single a score. Huge field. Anyway, check out how they play football down under.
"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."