OT: Alligators Are Sensitive
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Is if it starts out with Florida man...
The best part "Woodward yelled almost immediately for help as a 10-foot alligator attacked him"
According to the CNN story, it was night time when he thought it was a good time for a swim.
Probably long overdue for the esteemed Darwin Award!
The idiot has a twin.
maybe they could have used the twin's photo? Listen, people, please submit THE BEST picture of your friend/loved one when something tragic happens. Unless you hate them. Then submit the picture in the article.
Smarter people have less kids so natural selection may be over
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Welcome to Costco, I love you.
I actually think that on premise alone - as well as a lot of subtle nuances - its a pretty good movie. But, to each their own...
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The thing is, as much as we herald the stupidification of the world, we are actually gaining in IQ from generation to generation. We are smarter now than ever before.
What was REALLY cool was to tell my 5 year old son that when he was my age, cars would all drive themselves, and not sound like some Jetson's fanboy.
I too will be surprised if this dead man can somehow last another 20 years or so... wait, what?
Area man's last words were "hey Cletus, hold my beer for a second."
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That is such a croc, you tried to bait us with that story.
I'm fighting the impulse tooth and nail.
I lived in South Florida, near the Glades, for five years. This always freaked me out. I never got used to how casual people were around alligators. I had no idea how overrun Florida is with gators. Our daughter was in kindergarten when we moved there and they taught alligator evasion classes to the five year olds. It's crazy. But not much you can do about it -- except not swim with them!
Swimming
Alligators
OR
No
Swimming,
Alligators
The comma makes a big difference I guess...
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I think similar to the "Let's eat Grandma." vs "Let's eat, Grandma." illustration, adding a comma only indicates you're talking to the alligators.
I think they should have used a period, or perhaps 4-5 exclamation points:
"No Swimming!!!!! Alligators"
I immediately thought someone put a tent stake in the Alligators' territory and thought, "MY GOD, SOMEONE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE." You can't just run around putting tent stakes in things. It's extremely offensive.
Hold my beer.
That picture of an obviously inebriated "Tommie Bubba Bobby Lee III" is classic...
That and the fact that a woman was with him but she wasn't injured. Hmmm......what does it all mean? She was probably smart enough to let him hit the water first :)
Since when is improving the gene pool heartbreaking?
Assuming this numbskull hasn't reproduced, he's a finalist in the 2015 Darwin Awards.
I think he might have been related to this guy: http://www.moron.com/worlds-drunkest-man/
It gets better (in a morose sort of way) - per the Newswek article that I saw the other day, this is also supposedly the first fatal encounter with an alligator in Texas in nearly two centuries (1836 was the last known fatality from an alligator, per the Houston Chronicle), and to think it happened in this fashion too - sad, but you cannot help but wonder what in blazes went through this person's mind. Yeah, there's a Darwin Award in this incident somewhere.
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Not playing moral police, just voicing what my emotions are when I read this.
but you just can't help some people. That was a pretty poor decision on his part and very likely intoxicated.