Open Thread - Michigan Vs. Rutgers

I'd rather have Charlie Weis as a head coach.

Lol at NW against Wisconsin today. That defensive performance alone should warrant a Don Brown firing. 
 

But here we are, probably in a nail biter against, checks notes, Rutgers. 

Fire everyone.  Even the players.  Burn it all down and scatter the ashes.

Rutgers is gonna get some payback for the last 5 years. I'll watch until I can't watch.

Time to prepare ... what station is carrying the cornhole championships?

Why are we doing this to ourselves exactly? Life is better without Michigan football

Longest home losing streak in the nation... 

Michigan loves to snap streaks like these. 

#winoneforjim #bestcoachsinceyost #dependsonhismaskusage

BTN commentator 1:  "should be a good game.  Really looking forward to this one."

BTN commentator 2:  snot comes out of nose from sudden laughter

I’m guessing our 1st offensive play will be a run up the middle for 1 yard.

We make every team look like national title contenders.

Not one, but TWO armed police officers as “security” for the coaches running out to the field.  In an empty stadium.   Why? 

How long before Cade is in?

Drinking! Why didn't I think of that?

Fingers crossed we dont have a huge mistake in the first few minutes like every other game

Don’t know what to expect tonight, but I did just learn that Not Your Father’s Root Beer is freaking delicious!

Lord, give me strength...

Harboner time

Okay, 2 yard run and incomplete pass. If I stop watching now, I'll have seen success.

Outstanding start by the D ? 

A three an out?

3 and out, no way!

I see that Rutgers has rostered the brother of Tacopants. Nice.

Was that a zone defense?!?!?!?

Sweet 3 and out!

We will take it

Rutgers making our defense look...serviceable?

O/U on number of trick plays?

Giles looking like Jabrill receiving that short pint!

Ugh, run up the middle

I was wrong we lose a yard on our 1st play.

We can't run the ball against Rutgers.  

jfc

Nice.  It looks like Utgers can't pass 

A tight end actually caught the ball?

What two consecutive plays with the SAME RB!!!

Frustrating first play.  Then two good calls

Are you kidding me?  LOL!!!  Shit starts early...

Garbage 

Turnover. Can we have nice things?

Most undisciplined team. Every year under Harbaugh this shit has happened.

Lol. More turnovers. 

Fuck.  That was a promising drive.

My dear god