Neg Bang Friday

Submitted by xtramelanin on

Mates, 

It is a neg-bang Friday if there ever was one.   It's neg bang Friday for so many reasons:

1.  Our high-character team should be getting ready to play Kansas tomorrow.  We needed just one thing, one tiny thing out of a thousand to go right and we win last night.  Instead we'll watch a team with the worst uni's and some of the worst hair cuts on the planet get to play.   

2.   Neg bang for Portlandia and their fans.   You have got to be kidding me. 

3.   Neg bang for People like me who were so ready to see Beilein to the door 2 months ago. Not now, not ever.  That guy stays.

4.   Neg bang because  It's going to rain for 5 days up here.  In March, if you get 5 days of precipitation, it needs to be snow.  If I wanted to live somewhere where it rains for 5 days I'd live in Portlandia with those tea and skim milk drinkers. 

And then there's the neg bang for the really serious stuff

1.  Neg Bang for Caliwolverine who lost his wife to cancer and is now the single dad of 2 precious daughters. 

2.  Neg Bang for dear friends who buried their 17 month old son on Tuesday after one of the most heroic fights for life, and one of the greatest testaments to family character you could ever hope to see.

3.  Neg Bang for my old investigator who told me yesterday that his wife is getting out of the hospital - and what I thought was good news is instead because they are setting up hospice in his house.   They can't help her anymore, and she is losing the ability to breath.

4.   And while we're at it, Neg Bang for our country.  No politics, but my/your/their/other people's politics are screwed up, and this great country of ours is decaying from the inside out with all the in-fighting.   Our enemies only have to be patient, we're defeating ourselves.

XM

 

 

 

JTrain

March 24th, 2017 at 5:34 AM ^

For all of the above reasons...and more.



I hate Michigan's sissy-ass winters. The ground should freeze on December 15 and not thaw until the first day of spring. If it's going to precipitate during winter it may as well be snow.



I'm a Lions fan and the NFL draft is just around the corner. Need I say more?



Cancer sucks. No more needs to be said.



Huge painting project coming up in the house. I hate painting. HATE IT.



Oh...and my son had math homework last night. Common core. Need I say more?

The Fugitive

March 24th, 2017 at 6:01 AM ^

1. Mo to the NBA? More like Mo to the JV squad

2. Daniel Horton > Derrick Walton

3. Hell, Tommy Amaker > John Beilein

4. I'm glad we lost, now I have time to watch Beauty and the Beast

ijohnb

March 24th, 2017 at 6:04 AM ^

am jacking this thread and turning it into a pos-bang. Almost 70 degrees in Michigan today! Awesome BTT and sweet 16 run. Don't have to play Kansas cuz fuck that! Bang me!

Webber's Pimp

March 24th, 2017 at 6:24 AM ^

To all the John Beilein haters out there I'll exactly the same thing I said when people wanted to show Lloyd Carr the door. Be careful what you wish for.

And I'll add, We have a hell of a coach who represents this University with class and price. Always carrying the Michigan banner and holding the name to the highest standard. Did you guys see the JB interviews after we won against Louisville. The money quote: "We believe we have the greatest university in the world."

What more can we ask for?

Michigan Arrogance

March 24th, 2017 at 6:55 AM ^

we're trying to buy a house. We finally submit an offer they agree to, signed contract.

3 days later on sunday night we get a note from their realtor that they showed the house and will be accepting offers until noon the next day. We are free to submit a new offer.

we lose out on house.

 

I've been negbanging everything for 5 days.

 

 

BornInAA

March 24th, 2017 at 7:29 AM ^

Now for the longggggggggggg 5 months of nothing but crappy baseball and a few months of the dead wings.

Get outdoors, forget sports until August.

ScruffyTheJanitor

March 24th, 2017 at 8:12 AM ^

  • I don't find Rihanna attractive in the least.
  • I don't get why people like Beyonce so much. She's ok, I guess-- I don't actively hate her-- but I also don't get why people refer to her like she's some sort of demigoddess.
  • Taylor Swift sucks, but I love that "Shake it Off," song. 
  • Kings of Leon = "Meh."

Everyone Murders

March 24th, 2017 at 9:01 AM ^

I am a fan of Aha Shake Heartbreak.  The lead singer's voice on that album is terrific, the songwriting tight, and the album is really well-paced.  I don't like their new arena sound anywhere near as much, but I listen to ASH when driving and fucking sing along.

Total guilty pleasure of mine. I get it - Kings of Leon are about as cool as Nickleback, and I should be embarrassed to like that album.  I don't care.  It's the bomb and you're wrong if you disagree.

Hotel Putingrad

March 24th, 2017 at 8:20 AM ^

But that's sports. There are a whole lot of people hurting for real reasons right now, so I'm just going to keep quiet. Except to say, regarding the last point, it's all the Soviet Union's fault. If they hadn't collapsed, we'd still have a common enemy instead of spending all our energy fighting each other. It's all downhill from here.

Everyone Murders

March 24th, 2017 at 8:56 AM ^

Being honest, MSU had a better tournament than Michigan.  They may have lost in the second round, but they had Defeat with Dignity-TM.  DIGNITY, mfers.

At least we have men's hockey, amiright?

Sweet 16s aren't enough anymore.  We need some next-level, Tom Crean-esque coaching up in this hizzy.

Neg me, bastardos.  Neg me.

CRISPed in the DIAG

March 24th, 2017 at 9:27 AM ^

Neg my yard - front and back. Actually, create a new account and give each side of my yard a neg. It looks like shit - bare patches, clover, soon to be devastated by dandelion and crab grass. It never used to be that way. In the back yard, I gave up trying to take the acorns and there's dog shit everywhere. The natural area used to get a nice bed of pine straw and I gave up on that because fuck it. The HOA will probably knock on my door soon.

Darker Blue

March 24th, 2017 at 10:03 AM ^

Neg me because I am now working second shift and do not get much time with my family. Neg me because my daughter is pretty sick and is currently on her way to the doctor. Neg me because I fucking love John Beilein.