ND vs MSU Satisfaction Survey
As we sit in the post-coital afterglow of the MSU game, let's take a moment for an important survey. Which anal-romping was more satisfying, the 45-14 destruction of the irish, or the 44-10 thrashing of state? To avoid recency bias, before answering take a moment to remember the ND game: 1) The dominant D, 2) The 300 yds of rushing, 3) The post WI mental anguish.
November 17th, 2019 at 4:37 PM ^
First, let us never call anything an "anal romping" again - sheesh, who wants that imagery.
Second, MSU was much more satisfying. Mork's face says it all.
November 17th, 2019 at 4:58 PM ^
sheesh, who wants that imagery.
Raises hand.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:22 PM ^
Chuck Norris doesn’t anal romp. The anus happily accepts the punishment.
November 17th, 2019 at 7:52 PM ^
ND is a rival. MSU is only a little brother.
November 17th, 2019 at 7:58 PM ^
Anal romping....
November 17th, 2019 at 4:37 PM ^
Probably ND because I was more surprised, and also because ND isn’t a dog shit program like MSU.
November 17th, 2019 at 8:01 PM ^
....but they do have a murderer as a coach.
November 17th, 2019 at 8:13 PM ^
Nobody is perfect. Everybody murders.
November 17th, 2019 at 8:49 PM ^
Plus, if Michigan had lost against ND, we would have to hear about it until the 2030's.
November 17th, 2019 at 4:37 PM ^
Ginger or MaryAnn?
November 17th, 2019 at 5:07 PM ^
MaryAnn. Always MaryAnn
November 17th, 2019 at 5:35 PM ^
Honestly? Yeah Dawn Wells' booty always sealed that deal for me. Ooo la-la.
November 17th, 2019 at 7:03 PM ^
Mary Ann
Ginger is more of an “ouch, you’re on my hair - get off!”
November 17th, 2019 at 5:19 PM ^
MSU is neither Ginger or MaryAnn.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:21 PM ^
They’re Gillian’s dumber brother.
November 17th, 2019 at 4:38 PM ^
I'm intrigued by your choice of idioms
November 17th, 2019 at 4:38 PM ^
I think ND. Don’t get me wrong, loved the MSU beat down. ND was unexpected though, and came at a time we really needed a win like that. Also, I like going on the 10 yr series pause on that note.
November 17th, 2019 at 7:05 PM ^
But we get 10 more years of punishing Sparty
November 17th, 2019 at 4:38 PM ^
Trick question - both wins are equally delightful and, while different flavors, the tears of their fans are refreshingly satisfying.
November 17th, 2019 at 8:02 PM ^
Obligatory....
November 17th, 2019 at 4:43 PM ^
Look at this thread.
The OP refers to a game as "anal romping" and posters include a guy named pptoilet and Mitch Cumstein. Not to mention Stinky McStinkerton.
I worry about America.
Perhaps we do have the right man in the White House.
November 17th, 2019 at 4:57 PM ^
Hey... it's a family name! </wink>
November 17th, 2019 at 5:39 PM ^
Also...JamesBondsHerpesMeds. And Mike Damone (Poor Jennifer Jason Leigh. You could've at least driven her to the clinic, you bastard!).
November 17th, 2019 at 8:17 PM ^
you mean "prick"
November 17th, 2019 at 5:45 PM ^
Perhaps we do have the right man in the White House.
We most certainly do not... NO POLITICS, just facts
November 17th, 2019 at 7:31 PM ^
Paging Carlos Spicywiener.
November 17th, 2019 at 4:46 PM ^
ND for me. MSU went pretty much as expected but ND was a top 10 program and I had no expectation of a win.
November 17th, 2019 at 7:58 PM ^
Thats the key ND was #8 MSU was like #58 having said that we do share the state with #58 oh hell I can't decide I loved them both equally
November 17th, 2019 at 4:49 PM ^
We were expected to beat down Sparty - the pantsing of the Irish was an unexpected surprise.
November 17th, 2019 at 4:55 PM ^
Notre Dame because ND thinks they're good, sparty wishes they were good.
November 17th, 2019 at 4:56 PM ^
Notre Dame was more satisfying because they're a real rival and a good team, but I think I enjoyed watching the MSU game more. Seeing us beat them through the air was outstanding.
Also, I'll be stealing the phrase anal romping.
November 17th, 2019 at 4:57 PM ^
Logically it's ND which was much more unexpected but for me it's MSU because I live in Lansing and have to deal with Sparty juggalos on a daily basis
November 17th, 2019 at 4:57 PM ^
For me, the thrashing of ND because it was the last chance to do so for over a decade. I relish the fact they will have the taste of that game in their mouths for years to come. I also still resent the underhanded way they canceled the series to get an extra home game. State is on the schedule yearly, lots of chances to whomp their asses.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:03 PM ^
MSU is the devil.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:04 PM ^
ND. They best us last year and looked like a legit team after close games with Georgia.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:07 PM ^
No wrong answer. But because Dantonio is such a smarmy ass after he wins it was more satisfying to rub his face in it
November 17th, 2019 at 5:05 PM ^
msu
I understand Notre Dame is a better team right now and it was completely unexpected to win let alone ruin them, but i was more satisfied with the msu win.
Michigan was supposed to win against msu, but not by much and throttled them instead. Not only was there serious throat stepping, but a lot of it was done through the air. For the first time in a long time Patterson looked like he could contribute to a big win. We already knew the coaches and RBs could scheme and pave their way to a win against another team, but this is the first time we've seen the passing offense look like they might have more to contribute.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:51 PM ^
>supposed to win against msu, but not by much
Really? Weren't we like 14 point favorites? That's a big spread against a rival.
November 17th, 2019 at 6:56 PM ^
14 points is comfortable. 30 is a lot. 50 is baby seal territory.
So, no. 14 is not a big win.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:06 PM ^
Even. Both are equal. Although ND was a top 10 team and MSU sucks. But Kelly and Dantonio are equally annoying in different ways.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:07 PM ^
MSU. That kind of loss should pull the life support and crater that abomination of a program. Fuck them.
I also hate Notre Dame but it’s more of a rivalry heathy kind of hate. MSU and Mork can roast in the hell they’ve created.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:08 PM ^
November 17th, 2019 at 5:09 PM ^
I love them both so much. Don’t make me choose.
They’re both jackass fan bases who deserved what happened to them.
What I wouldn’t give to have the jackassiest of jackass fan base feel this pain two weeks. Like the good old days
November 17th, 2019 at 5:10 PM ^
Both were 10 out of 10 satisfactory for me. I loved passing it on them late.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:15 PM ^
MSU
Because I am surrounded by MSU tough guy's. The Notre Dame fans I encounter now and throughout my life, have been pretty cool and WAY less obnoxious.
November 17th, 2019 at 5:57 PM ^
Exactly this. I have a few Irish friends and they are intense but tolerable. I have quite a few sporty friends and they are all full of it. You would think that beat down would shut them up, but now they’re resorting to bringing up OSU.
November 17th, 2019 at 7:09 PM ^
MSU using OSU as a win by proxy? How very little brotherish. Exactly how it should be. We need to beat OSU at some point but we need to own MSU and it looks like we do and should for the foreseeable future.
November 17th, 2019 at 7:17 PM ^
Wait, your friends are full of it? Why are they your friends?