My plan for a 17.5 team B1G and to save college football as we know it [Drinking Thread]

Submitted by Blue@LSU on August 5th, 2023 at 7:15 PM

Sorry, I’m still working out the kinks. I just can’t figure out what to do with a .5 Rutger. 

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In the meantime, what are you drinking, smoking, and/or eating tonight?

wunderground said it was 105 degrees with a ‘feels like’ temp of 132 here today. So I’m staying hydrated with vodka and soda.

And where the hell is XM to start these threads? Are we going to need to put an APB out for him?

The Deer Hunter

August 6th, 2023 at 12:20 PM ^

No judgement here either. I smoked 25 years up to 2 packs a day. Nothing I've ever done has given me a better quality of life back than giving them up. I tried quitting 4 times and finally went the e-cig (vapes) route for a crutch and nicotine hit. Slowly stepped down the nicotine mg to zero. Haven't touched either in 10 years. Totally agree with your point, and the inhaling part was the most difficult to kick for me anyway.

Vasav

August 5th, 2023 at 7:28 PM ^

Oh man you just gotta carry over the remainder and remember that UNAM can get out of their contract with Liga MX and then YOURE REALLY ONTO SOMETHING 

SouthOfHeaven

August 5th, 2023 at 7:37 PM ^

I, for one, kinda like Rutgers. I think they should have a rivalry game with sparty with a great, big "S" for a trophy. Rutger vs. Party, and the winner gets the S. 

NittanyFan

August 5th, 2023 at 7:45 PM ^

In years that are evenly divisible by 3, Rutgers is in the B1G, Cincinnati is in the Big XII, Pittsburgh is in the ACC (e.g., how it is now).

If the remainder is 1 (when dividing by 3), Rutgers rotates to the Big XII, Cincinnati is in the ACC, Pittsburgh is in the B1G.

The other third of years: Rutgers is in the ACC, Cincinnati is in the B1G, Pittsburgh is in the Big XII.

It's the newest innovation in realignment!!!  Conference "expansion" without increasing the actual number!  Shoot, why not throw Maryland/WVU/Syracuse into the above too.

Hotel Putingrad

August 5th, 2023 at 7:50 PM ^

Sam Adams Summer Ale or three 

I threw old fashioned (read: skin on) hot dogs, sauerkraut, frozen french fries, cheese, a stick of butter and a cup of Frank's red hot into a slow cooker. Could be good. We'll see.

Flying to Dallas tomorrow. Looking forward to a spending a few days of 105+ temps with half our C-suite. I hope the rental car tires don't melt on our way to Waco.

Rendezvous

August 5th, 2023 at 7:58 PM ^

Next to last trailer load today of my move to the farm. Too tired now to finish unloading it, so I’m going to go into town and bring home the local pizzeria’s Deluxe, and wash it down with a couple UPAs from Upper Hand. Then I’m gonna count all the deer in my yard, but I’ll have to take off my shoes and socks to do that, and that’ll get me started on getting ready for an early bedtime. 

Rendezvous

August 5th, 2023 at 8:41 PM ^

Nah, nothing as exciting as all that. Mid-Michigan, about half an hour northeast of Spartyville. Close enough to my elderly parents in EL so I can better meet their needs, while at the same time fulfilling a longtime dream. Thank you for inquiring!

turtleboy

August 5th, 2023 at 7:59 PM ^

Beer, and iced tea, mostly because it's been 105 out for a couple months now in Texas. My dream Big10 would have 2 Divisions: one division would be the Big10, and the other would be all the other teams we've added on. 

Wendyk5

August 5th, 2023 at 8:13 PM ^

Eating Kevin's cilantro lime chicken with rice and drinking diet coke and talking about the time I was charged over $14,000 for a couple of steaks at Paulina Meat Market in Chicago and no one noticed, not me nor the person at the counter nor my credit card company. The next day I get a call from the meat market saying they were going through their receipts from the day before and found mine for $14,465. 72. I still have the receipt pinned to my wall. 

uferfan

August 5th, 2023 at 8:25 PM ^

…and this is what happens when you are multitasking and kids are around you barraging you with demands. This was supposed to be a text, but now it stays as a testament to my slow descent into insanity.

The response that was intended for this thread is Tullimore Dew.

BlueMan80

August 5th, 2023 at 8:46 PM ^

Sitting down to enjoy a dorm room worthy pizza and beer dinner.  NY style pizza and a Bud because that’s about all the energy we have to put into a meal.  Drove back from our place in Canada on Lake Huron and it took two frickin’ hours to cross the Blue Water Bridge.  Hope they get done on time in October.  Going to raise hell with a few of our trips there during football season.

BLUEinRockford

August 5th, 2023 at 8:56 PM ^

Having a few pours of a Blanton's store pick courtesy of a fellow poster 🥃👍.

The Mgowife and I are celebrating our 17th wedding anniversary today.

Wishing all of you Mgobloggers a safe and enjoyable Saturday evening!!!

Go Blue!!!!!!!