Murderwolf-O-Lantern
In this spooky time of the year, if you'd like to honor the deity that is Murderwolf, look no further than these plans to make your very own Murderwolf-O-Lantern.
https://twitter.com/blueandjoe/status/1055141380157292550
Download the outline: https://uploadfiles.io/c02rb
October 24th, 2018 at 2:55 PM ^
Ha! I made that. Thanks for sharing! Hope to see a bunch of Murder-lanterns!
October 24th, 2018 at 2:57 PM ^
I scrolled down to say "Jeez, this fan base is fucking big and so fucking weird, who among us had the applicable expertise and thought to make this?"...that you were the first comment: amazing.
October 24th, 2018 at 3:17 PM ^
Well done!!
October 24th, 2018 at 3:24 PM ^
How did you get the first comment?
By chance really?
October 24th, 2018 at 3:36 PM ^
I follow MGoFeed on Twitter
October 24th, 2018 at 3:46 PM ^
Asked below, but what site did you use to create the template?
October 25th, 2018 at 9:55 AM ^
That comment has always been here...
October 24th, 2018 at 3:26 PM ^
if points worked I would say we should make this a pos bang for you.... alas
October 25th, 2018 at 6:28 AM ^
How could you have made it when it always existed?
But, have a +1.
October 24th, 2018 at 2:56 PM ^
Glorious!
October 24th, 2018 at 2:59 PM ^
I'll be making this (or should I say attempting to make this) on Saturday, although that thin nose portion is gonna be tough.
October 24th, 2018 at 3:01 PM ^
HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. I am for sure carving a Murderwolf-O-Lantern.
Thank you.
October 24th, 2018 at 3:06 PM ^
This is fantastic. Kudos.
October 24th, 2018 at 3:08 PM ^
Trust me. It's harder than it looks
October 24th, 2018 at 3:18 PM ^
looks about right tbh
October 24th, 2018 at 3:21 PM ^
The 'old man shakes' got you, eh? LOL!!
October 24th, 2018 at 3:43 PM ^
I did it right after reading the responses to my post in the Rashan Gary's mom thread.
October 24th, 2018 at 4:24 PM ^
I remember trying to make a Rasheed Wallace pumpkin using a template from the Pistons website back in 2005. It didn't go well either. I even used the "precision" cutting kit. I just laughed and used the other side. I haven't used templates since then.
October 24th, 2018 at 5:05 PM ^
Just staple the template to your less than successful try, it will still work ... at least in the dark.
October 24th, 2018 at 5:22 PM ^
mGrowOld, please tell me you're not a surgeon.
October 24th, 2018 at 7:14 PM ^
First fucking laugh I've had all day. Thanks.
October 24th, 2018 at 10:37 PM ^
I have a strong suspicion that is the work of one of my old friends in Texas.
October 24th, 2018 at 3:17 PM ^
Nice work. What site did you use to create the template?
Think of all the possibilities this place could come up with...
October 24th, 2018 at 3:26 PM ^
I did not make the template, only found it on Twitter.
@blueandjoe is who originally posted this.
October 24th, 2018 at 3:54 PM ^
I didn't use a site. I designed it from scratch in Inkscape.
October 24th, 2018 at 3:33 PM ^
I have mad jack o' lantern skills (Humblebrag: won the "annual" carving contest at AA Whole Foods in 2011; Reality: there were only four other contestants, and they were probably kids).
I am carving Murderwolf this year - I will post the results next week!
Last year's carving:
October 24th, 2018 at 4:27 PM ^
That's friggin' badass my man!!! Nice job.
Edit: I said "my man", but if you are a woman, then I apologize.
October 24th, 2018 at 5:35 PM ^
Why did you carve it sideways?
October 24th, 2018 at 3:34 PM ^
WD will carve his pumpkin like this for sure. I thought for sure he was going to be the op.
Go Blue!!
October 24th, 2018 at 3:58 PM ^
My favorite
October 24th, 2018 at 4:39 PM ^
That is pretty bad ass... Great job! I would like a Mork one though so when I smash it a week after it will feel glorious and hopefully Bush League...
October 24th, 2018 at 4:45 PM ^
These have always been here
October 24th, 2018 at 4:49 PM ^
I am doing this....like, this weekend.
This pumpkin was always here, after all.
October 24th, 2018 at 4:55 PM ^
Is "MurderWolf" a Wolf or a Wolverine? If it's a Wolverine, shouldn't it be "MurderWolv"?
Disclaimer: I'm a hater a
nd think it should be MurderWolv
October 24th, 2018 at 11:05 PM ^
What is Devin Bush? Is he a human? Is he a Wolverine? Does that matter? What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
So what our mascot is MurderWolf. He has always been here.
October 24th, 2018 at 11:41 PM ^
An African Swallow or a European Swallow?
October 24th, 2018 at 9:37 PM ^
Yesssss making this Friday night!!