MSU Schadenfreude (2019 edition)

So in keeping with tradition, I have spent hours following the game collecting comments from Spartan fans via facebook, twitter, RCMB, Only Colors, etc. for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy the schadenfreude.

Pre-game thoughts from Spartan fans:

anyone else really looking forward to this? i cant wait. there isnt a more arrogant fanbase than scUM. fuck michigan. coach d is going to DESTROY them #gogreenbaby

MSU comes into the game on a 4 loss skid. Michigan comes in after a bye week. I smell a Spartan upset.

Good thing harbaugh wearin khakis. he bout to shit them pants #GoGreen

Fuck Michigan! Gimme a thumbs up if you agree!

not worried. michigan always pisses away the lead to us at home. gotta love harbaugh! oh he has trouble with the snap!!

This is it, Spartans! Do we kill some walmart wolverines today?

Watch Michigan's recruiting take a massive nosedive after todays loss. Then Coach D will take all that talent and we gon be back on top!!

Have you kicked a wolverine today?

We should get the hostility flowing early by standing in front of the "GO BLUE" banner that the Michigan team sprints through when they come out of the tunnel

I bet Michigan will get reprimanded and fined by the B1G for it and forced to change their long-standing pregame ritual.

Let’s hit these pompous fucks in the mouth early, get some early momentum, and change the season!! 

We have player as hype man

they have Harbaugh, what a fucking self centered prick

This broadcast is a fucking joke. seriously is it the M home TV station?

What the actual fuck is going on with this presentation. Not one word about Michigan State and the commentators are literally singing the Michigan fight song and saying Go Blue. How does this happen?

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU MICHIGAN LMAO overrated fucks

Go Green!!! Fuck Michigan!!! Beat these arrogant assholes

During the game:

Walverines want a call? they hold on every single play

ugh i hate their uniforms. are the people who design scUM uni's just blind or are they actually that stupid

haha of course michigan cant play!

fuck you michigan! lewerke bout to eat yo lunch!

lets gooooooooooo!!!! fuck these arrogant assholes!! 

Someday Michigan is going to realize that they simply have an awful program. The Spartans rule the state!!

WHERE ARE YOUR FIVE STARS MICHIGAN????? LMAO

spartans will! harbaugh you a bitch!

Getting tired of this shit from Patterson 

come on D make a play

Don Brown looks like Bollman

Lewerke is so freaking inconsistent on his throws
And just then good Lewerke is here 

wow great job White dragging two M players with him & extending

please be a TD
too much longtime MSU football PTSD to have this be 1st & goal from the 1 foot line 

Is there any question that Dantonio is a better coach than Harbaugh 

there's our first "Big House Magic" of the day, folks 

homer ass fucking refs you couldn't even see his knee
Big Hole homer calls 

pissed on them and their cheating refs!!!!!!!!

Call THAT one back

Nothing sweeter than scoring first against Michigan! Spartans always win!

oh look now their confidence is shaken! hahahaha wats the matter harbs???

THe look on Harbaugh's face after an MSU td is always priceless!!!!!

suck my dick harbaugh

lmao those wolv fannies are probably soooo pissed now at mgoblow

betcha mgobrian and ace just turned off their tvs

we score they lose, thats how it goes folks #GOGREEN

oh nooooo michigan you just let the little spartans into the endzone!! what are u gon do now??? lol btich

get a fuckin camera on dpj i wanna see that fucker cry

every td msu gets i get to get a little sumthin sumthin from my gf

Anyone notice Urban Meyer white shirt with a green tie? 

My Spartan daughter is in Arizona watching the game with a WalMart Wolvie
Torturing him unmercifully. After finding out he wasn’t a grad her first question was if he gets his gear from WalMart 

Zebras can't let UM get down 

eagerly waitin on that M targeting call, comin any minute nowww

we won the first quarter
let’s hold them to a turn over or a FG, and score again and win the second quarter too 

Just can't get over how bad our D is now
It’s a cosching miracle to make your team this much worse.
Dude the injuries are embarrassing. We have the softest team in CFB 

Seybert arguably started that, but I don't give a shit, fuck Michigan 

awesome punt! down they ass at the 2! FUCK MICHIGAN! GET A FUCKIN SAFETY ON THEY ASS!!

all we gotta do is force a punt. should be easy. no way they go 98 yards.

have you SEEN m's offense this year! they suck major ass

Well I guess with all these five stars we can assume they are just going to march down the field?

dear harbaugh, your wife is ugly

I honestly feel sorry for scUM fans sometimes. They don't realize how badly they suck at life.

wtf was that pass? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP HIM fucckkkkkkkkkkk

soft coverage as always. fucking patterson nails it.

michigan is not this good.

oh my god fuck those fucking asholes. just scUM

i fucking hate Michigan so much you guys

well so much for that. come on coach D! get serious!

AAAARRRRGHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK, HARBAUGH!!! FUCK YOU MICHIGAN!!!!

are you fuckin kidding me??? stop them already!!!

jfc. fire dantonio.

sigh....fuck michigan.

I am going to kill somebody. I can't deal with this for another fucking year. FUCK MICHIGAN

plenty of game left guys trust in coach d

this broadcast crew are such michigan homers, makes me sick

dantonio has no clue what he's doing

Patterson is garbage!! How is he doing this??

fuck u you overrated fucks #SpartansWill

Harbaugh of course shops at Walmart.

We need a stop here. #MSU

my son wants to go to michigan. i fucking hate him now.

Fuck Patterson

michigan girls are so ugly

Dan Roushar took over the play calling for Michigan in the red zone there. 

We was so different.... smh. 

WOW halftime show homers just basically called it over for UM
I hate that we don’t have the coaching or manpower anymore to keep throttling these arrogant bastards 

No one cares what you think, Charles Woodson. You overrated fuck.

lets go live to harbaugh i'm sure everyone wants to know what that cheating asshole thinks about the first half

If I’m a recruit, I go to MSU. Immediate playing time because the starter is probably gonna be already injured.

Targetting?
oh fuck that dirtbag
kick him out

Michigan picks up three penalties but only loses 15 yards, after MSU lost 30 on two dead-ball penalties in the first half. @NateAtkins_ says, "Michigan is smarter about being stupid." 

michigan's strategy:
concuss the opposing quarterback, rely on home cooking to not be penalized. collect interceptions. 

touchdown, M. damnit 

I would like Shea Patterson to start playing like shit now please

I don't care how many TDs Michigan scores they will ALWAYS be overrated! #gogreen

What did Dantonio tell our guys at halftime? They better nut the fuck up real quick!

scUM, always scUM. eject their shithead players already

I can't wait for the botched punt that results in us winning at the end of the game. You know its coming.

Harbaugh is such a terrible coach. He is a disgrace. No class. Asshole times a million.

When is Shea Patterson going to get a concussion? COME ON D

Donovan Peoples Jones. You are the worst person in the state of Michigan. I fuckin hate you.

I still have flashbacks

UGH WHYYYYYYYY COME ON DANTONIO WTF IS GOING ON

i miss kirk cousins

We are making Shea Patterson look like Patrick Mahomes.

what is that? that's anotehr fucking first down for the fuckin assholes

Wow. We suck.

KWITY PAYE IS DOWN!!! YESSSSSSSS
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Serves you right, Harbaugh

I hope he tore an acl

FUCKING LEWERE WTF MAN

Unbelievable. Just...unbelievable. I can't watch this.

And the blowout is on
Harvey committed too quick on the RPO; next play he’s out of position in pass Defense; play after that he fails to bring down a WR.
If you think only the Offensive staff needs to be replaced I’ve got some disappointing news for you.
THE ENTIRE STAFF IS FAILING. 

Remember when MSU was the physical team?
I do. And I miss it. 

This commentary is hilarious
I usually love Gus Johnson but man this Michigan circle jerk is hilarious. Michigan isn’t fast, we are just slow and terrible. Michigan really isn’t that great. 

Can we PLEASE get a fucking concussion on Patterson???? HIT HIS FUCKIN ASS

nail in the fuckin coffin. fuck you michigan

Fuck I thought our defense was going to show up. Noooooooope.

guys is going to be THAT much sweeter when we come back in the 4th and beat their walvie asses into the ground

I JUST caught up to the live feed
after getting home late… this isn’t AS bad as I expected, but that’s not saying much. This team is ass. Every time they get something going, they shoot themselves in the foot and kill any momentum they had. 

Dantonio had a great 6-season run...

Since 2016, we have had 3 shit seasons and a surprise 10-3 (that was SUPPOSED to be a stepping stone to bigger things)…

He needs to recruit better, change coaching staffs or get the fuck out…

Shit or get off the fucking pot Dantonio… Do something to fix this shit… 

This team is trash
I won’t be surprised if they lose to Maryland somehow. Fortunately, Rutgers is FCS level bad, so they should still win that one, cold comfort though. 

6-6 is looking like best case scenario.

Give me 5-7 just so we can stop paying attention to this dumpster fire
plus I don’t see how even Dantonio could be stubborn enough to not make changes if they lost to Maryland or Rutgers.

Gus going balls deep on UM love

It aint fuckin right. Fuck Michigan.

We should forfeit the rest of the season.

Harbaugh...you are the worst...I hate you...please just die

I don't even care anymore. Fuck up shea pattersons shit. someone break his spine

Michigan and Harbaugh are trash. We are Spartans. You are nothing.

get that fuckin comic book professor off my fuckin screen, he doesnt represent msu

oh jessus the walvies are going ot have a field day with that one

Dantonio will be back. We will recruit. And UM will go back to being shit. #GoGreen

Bench the seniors.
Seriously, don’t play anyone that isn’t going to be here next year for the rest of the season. Let the people that are going to be back next year get some game experience against the B1G East bottom-feeders. Can’t do worse than this. 

I have been a pretty staunch defender of Dantonio, but I would not be surprised or disappointed if he "retires" at the end of the season (and his entire staff gets fired). There is no excuse for this level of incompetence considering where we’re coming from.

My loyalty hinged on this performance
I am now in full fire evryfuckingbody mode 

This administration needs to grow some balls and either demand changes or make changes.
This is inexcusable to be this bad. 

Dantonio is lost and has lost

Please retire, Coach. It's over.

Sooooo...luke fickell?

Are our goals still in front of us?

How did we go from whupping Michigan's ass to losing like this?

FUCK YOU MICHIGAN YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER

someone please make this stopp

disappointing. fire dantonio.

I think someone else said this in weeks prior,
but ironic that Mark’s pride has led to State’s fall. 

My wife, an MSU grad as well, has requested I turn off the game.

"I can’t listen to their fight song another fucking time."

I agree. TV off, time for Saturday chores.

Time for a change, I’ve switched horses from "Please retire", to "Fire Dantonio". It’s time, he’s done. He’s not the program. I appreciate all that he did, but this mess was also by his design. It’s done.

If it wasn't clear this team has given up
Sadly, it is now 

ann arbor is still a whore

10 minutes to get 4 TD's
crazier things have happened

Pride did come before the Fall
Deviation away from the type of guys we normally recruited.
Too much stubbornness to see how broken our schemes on offense and defense are.
Doubling down on a staff that has clearly lost its player development edge.
Lack of humility in acknowledging the mistakes made.
Whoever is coaching us next year and into the future has to be willing to adjust scheme to personel. Has to constantly look for new ideas and wrinkles. Has to be willing to innovate. I’m very skeptical that Dantonio is that guy 

of course they have their starting QB in throwing for TDs while up 27 and 3 minutes to go in the game against our 2nd string D 

Man what a shit show

please patterson tear an acl, i want to see osu destroy u

Michigan doesn't even look good
this was just an utterly pathetic performance by us in every phase of the game 

I'm not going into work on Monday. #FuckMichigan

ballgame ovah
we suck 

even Sparty has thrown in the towel

I am so done with this team. Dantonio built something special by beating Michigan. We should build a statue to him. But look at where we are now. Michigan beating us should NEVER happen. The tide had changed! We were owning the state! Kids were growing up Spartan fans! Michigan was/is terrible! Harbaugh was on the hot seat! Why did we lose so much momentum so quickly? My kids are diehard Spartans, I hope they never change. We need more of the Free Press beat writers and local Michigan tv media on our side. I can't stand that Michigan gets so much positive attention. They don't deserve it. They deserve to lose all the time, especially to us! We are SPARTANS! The true lifeblood of the state of Michigan bleeds Green and White! Dantonio either needs to get us back to where we were in 2013-2014 or step aside. Our program means too much. I bleed Green and White all day every day, and will continue to do so! You suck, Michigan!

Harbaugh is a trump supporter

True Spartans don't quit! Eat shit and die Michigan!

Dantonio is better than Harbaugh, but today he was outcoached.

One day Michigan will face their comeuppance and will be hit with MASSIVE sanctions!

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Mark Dantonio

these stupid michigan fans think they special. you are nothing

msu all day. you still suck scum

Michigan is the little brother and they know it.

Fuck Jim Harbaugh. Fuck that guy with a fucking spoon until he cries like the bitch he is. We'll be back. #GoGreen #BeatMichigan #FuckUM

you think this will make UM fans mor arrogant? wouldnt shock me

congrats michigan, but you still suck ass

Harbaugh is a racist. He is the epitome of white privelege.

Of course Harbaugh supports Trump. He's a rich elitist who only cares about himself. Real, blue collar men of the state of Michigan go to MSU and play for Coach Dantonio.

I hate Michigan fans with every fiber of my being. At least they'll lose to OSU.

FUCK! YOU! MICHIGAN!

we shoulda got dpj

Shea Patterson = Overrated

A degree from UM isn't even worth that much anymore.

Dantonio won 8 of his first 11 against Michigan and covered the spread 10 of those. He's lost the last two and failed to cover in both. This one is an unmatched blowout. He's lost it, and there's nothing to show he hasn't.

MSU played this game like it'd never seen an RPO before. Josh Gattis embarrassed 'em. 

stupid walvies

I probably spent too much time copy and pasting these, but it was fun. Hope you enjoyed!