There's absolutely no way that ends up on a bulletin board somewhere
Molk helps Lewan get rid of a donkey
September 26th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
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Molk helps Lewan get rid of a donkey
September 26th, 2010 at 9:12 PM | 
the
the
September 26th, 2010 at 9:12 PM |
*FLAG*
*FLAG*
Illegal donkey punching.
September 26th, 2010 at 9:28 PM |
UFR
UFR
I think Brian needs to add a GTFO! column on the run chart.
September 26th, 2010 at 9:54 PM |
nice...
nice...
I like the UFR stat line...Lewan +9 - 3GTFO
"delusions of granger"
September 26th, 2010 at 9:57 PM |
Second
Second
We need a third and the motion will carry.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
September 26th, 2010 at 10:29 PM |
Third
Third
Move to adopt the motion by unanimous consent.
September 26th, 2010 at 11:59 PM |
without objection....
without objection....
objection? objection?
*gavel smack*
So moved!
September 26th, 2010 at 9:30 PM |
Thanks
Thanks
After reading some comments on a recent mlive article about our football team, I needed to smile. The intelligence of Mlive readers never surprises me.
Did I just hear a sprint commercial in spanish during this Miami vs Jets game? Thats a first. I dont quite know what to think. It is in Miami after all.
September 26th, 2010 at 10:34 PM |
It's Hispanic Heritage Month
It's Hispanic Heritage Month
It's Hispanic Heritage Month ... earlier during the game they were showing the team names in Spanish, among other things.
September 26th, 2010 at 9:45 PM |
It was a Spanish commercial....
It was a Spanish commercial....
and I could only think of the hillbilly watching the game...with all of his beers just cussing about how them "Mexicanos are takin this shit over!"
September 26th, 2010 at 11:33 PM |
I Picture It Something Like This
I Picture It Something Like This
"Blame no one. Expect nothing. Do something. That is attitude." -Bo
September 26th, 2010 at 9:53 PM |
ok
ok
I've been awol due to a new job... explanation on this meme?
September 26th, 2010 at 9:56 PM |
Which?
Which?
Donkey? Brian's Offensive UFR vs. UMass stated that Lewan first rode a donkey (defensive lineman), then decided he hated him and just destroyed him. "I hate you donkey."
GTFO is Get the F*** Out/Off
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
September 26th, 2010 at 10:17 PM |
I'm assuming he just meant
I'm assuming he just meant
I'm assuming he just meant the "donkey" reference. I don't think there's a soul on the Internet under the age of 50 who doesn't know what GTFO means.
"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."
- Jack Handey
September 26th, 2010 at 10:33 PM |
From the UMass UFR:
From the UMass UFR:
"Hello. My name is Taylor Lewan. I am here to inform you that, while you believe you are a linebacker, you are actually a donkey. Let's go for a ride."
. . .
"I hate you, donkey. Sincerely, Taylor Lewan."
September 26th, 2010 at 11:27 PM |
Taylor Lewan loves danger but
Taylor Lewan loves danger but
Taylor Lewan loves danger but hates donkey's.
Champions of the west, GO BLUE!
September 27th, 2010 at 7:03 AM |
So are you saying...
So are you saying...
Lewan's nickname should be: DONKEY KONG?
"Look, our helmets got wings."
September 27th, 2010 at 8:45 AM |
Well,
Well,
He's probably more proportional to Chunky Kong
(Donkey Kong 64 anyone? Also, sweet wings on DK, I dont have the skills/time)
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
GTFO makes it. I lol'd