Michigan "sweat-activated" t-shirts by Nike
- Jordan Men's or Unisex Dark Heather Gray Short Sleeve Dri-FIT Tee
- 100% Polyester
- Screen Printed
- Sweat Activated Design
- Standard Fit
- Dri-FIT Knit Fabric Wicks Sweat Away and Helps Keep You Dry and Comfortable
- Officially Licensed Collegiate Product..
Look, I've been dehydrated!
Well Vlad, that's what happens when you have hot girlfriends named Alina and Alisa. I believe their combined ages do not equal yours.
It's good to be King. Or Tsar. Or President for Life.
You two Marxists---get a room!
In Soviet Russia, shirt sweats on you!
I hate gray Michigan gear.
I fully agree, NO gray! NONE of my Michigan shirts are in the color of the enemy.
I won't even wear any of my red Detroit Red Wings shirts during football season, white only until after bowl games.
The main color at Rutger is scarlet.
We're talking about gray here.
OK Brady Hoke, we get it
/s
There's no such thing as gray Michigan gear. It's silver.
That is the definition of a gray shirt.
it's literally called Dark Heather Gray in the link and on the site
Why are you the way that you are?
Honestly, every time we try to do something fun or exciting,he makes it not that way. I hate so much about the things that WD chooses to be.
To commemorate our finish in the B1G East, I presume.
Silver, gray, red, scarlet, yellow, maize, The only difference is the name.
How necessary is this? We sweat for a reason and you’re still going to smell and need to take a shower and change.
It's unnecessary because...it's dri-fit? Dri-fit's whole thing is that it wicks moisture. Who can sweat this much to keep the shirt wet long enough to achieve the shirt's graphic effect?
You'd need to jump into a pool fully clothed.
It's unnecessary because...it's dri-fit? Dri-fit's whole thing is that it wicks moisture. Who can sweat this much to keep the shirt wet long enough to achieve the shirt's graphic effect?
You'd need to jump into a pool fully clothed.
??? You’re not working hard enough. My workouts are nothing special, but in this weather I soak my shirts through completely top to bottom.
+1 for such a convincing argument despite obviously having no sweat glands left, Don.
Work twice as hard
Do you live in Siberia? It's 120 here in California consistently right now, you need only walk outside to look like this.
I soak my entire shirt in the gym and the temperature in there is 76.
A big win for heavyset youth football coaches everywhere.
Underrated comment.
Are you suggesting, Sir, that I perspire? I do take offense.
No, you just glow.
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, but I am biting my thumb!
Is the law in our favour if I say aye?
Hark! I hear the cannon's roar...!
7-17-19
Today's date will long be remembered as the day that the shark jumped WD.
He already posted this shit and we discussed the sweat-soaked t-shirt. I think he's losing his goddamn mind.
The ladies will be impressed!
Nothing like 100% polyester on a hot humid day.
Do they have a back hair activated shirt? Asking for a friend.
I thought back hair acted as a natural wick
I find myself saying this more and more lately but I don't get it.
Just need some fart activated mesh shorts to pair with it. Nike is really tapping into a new market with this gear.
The mesh wicks away the sulfur smell.
That's sort of cool but at the same time completely gross. It's like when John Madden talked about lineman butt sweat. He was circling it on the video monitor. Cool that he had the tech, but a poor decision overall.
Did they beta-test these on their factory workers?
They don't make them in Youth sizes..
This comment wins the thread.
As a man who can sweat in an igloo this is exactly what I want, a shirt that doesn't hide my perspiration but instead announces it to the world! I'll take five!
Male menopause: the struggle is real
Apparel thread - check.
WD is OP - check.
Make it stop.
The sweat activated design is a sweat stain?
This is a dumb idea and a shitty shirt.
Awesome job, Nike.
If my understanding is correct, dri-fit “wicks” sweat away from your body and to the outside of the fabric where it can evaporate more quickly. However, after a strenuous workout the fabric is still going to be damp from sweat.
Sounds like marketing nonsense.