Kirk Ferentz: "I anticipate no changes in our staff.... I thought they did a great job last year....""

Submitted by Ezekiels Creatures on February 1st, 2023 at 8:30 PM

 

https://twitter.com/MurphyKeith/status/1620902269997785121

 

https://twitter.com/PineNutPesto/status/1620957285739794432

 

For those that don't know, Iowa's offense is run by Kirk Ferentz's son.

 

https://twitter.com/PineNutPesto/status/1620955750234476544

 

Perkis-Size Me

February 1st, 2023 at 8:41 PM ^

He knows they won’t fire him, so what incentive does he have to change?

I swear, though, that it seems like there’s times where he is just passively trolling everyone who wants him fired because of his antiquated offenses. When he makes comments like these, I feel like it HAS to be trolling.

He’s just daring Iowa to fire him, and he knows they won’t. 

KRK

February 2nd, 2023 at 12:45 PM ^

This all comes down to have your expectations being grounded in reality. Iowa knows exactly who they are and they have found contentment. Nebraska still thinks they are who they were 20-40 years ago and can't let go.

Iowa drives a mini-van loaded with kids, plays golf every so often, loves to BBQ and is still in love with its wife.  Could life be better? Maybe, but they're happy so why bother.

Nebraska drives a Corvette, is on it's fourth wife, creepily hits on the cart girls at the course, and thinks the women he meets on his Vegas trips are actually into him.

ESNY

February 2nd, 2023 at 6:50 AM ^

Let’s say you have the nicest house in the neighborhood. Sure it’s not the fanciest areas to live but your house is bigger and more well kept than all the others. 
You spend a lot of time landscaping, gardening, just general upkeep to make your house continue to be regarded as the nicest in the area. 
but then you get a dog named Brian and decide not to train him and he just shits all over the front lawn, the sidewalk, eats the mulch, pisses on the front door, etc. now your house doesn’t always look as well kept as it used it.  Neighbors pass by and remark that such a nice house has such potential if they would just do something about the dog shitting all over the place.
sometimes your dog Brian stops shitting all the front yard  and goes to the backyard instead so your house begins to resemble the nicest again but that usually only lasts a short period of time before he’s shitting all over the front yard again

You love that damn dog so much you refuse to train him or send him to a school to teach him much you the confusion of your neighbors who know your house could stand apart once again if you would just have Brian stop shitting alll over it. But you are set in your ways and refuse to do anything that might help Brian stop shitting on your nice house and we’ll manicured and landscaped lawn. 
 

That’s Iowa football 

Jordan2323

February 1st, 2023 at 8:45 PM ^

I find it hilarious myself. Cade and All go over there acting like Iowa is gonna revolutionize their offense around them and it’ll be the same shit Ferentz has been running for 20+ years now. 

NJblue2

February 1st, 2023 at 11:28 PM ^

TE is the one position at Iowa that they'll do well at no matter what. They have a couple of 1st round picks at TE, LaPorta will probably be drafted in a middle round. Those guys are weirdly good at TEs and DBs. 

Now for Cade, he'll be very game manager like, but I think just having him compared to their old QB, they will solidly be a top 80 meh offense.

I'mTheStig

February 2nd, 2023 at 11:58 AM ^

TE is the one position at Iowa that they'll do well at no matter what. 

Same with Michigan.  Harbaugh has a hard on for TEs.  He'll put three of them on the field at the same time.  TE screen is a go to play call.

But for folks to imply that All will do fine as a TE at Iowa because it's Iowa is ridiculous.  It's still a shit offense let by the coach's incompetent son.