John Harbaugh: My brother has never eaten a booger.

To those that tend to find humor in things, boogergate is pretty dang funny.

Everyone Murders... of course.

There are two things I can't stand in this world:

1) People who are intolerant of other people's cultures.

...and the Dutch.

 

 

I've never eaten a booger.  I mean, never one of my own.  Because that would be disgusting.

Build bridges your whole life and nobody will call you a bridge builder. Eat one booger and you are forever a booger eater. I have never eaten one. Fucking gross you booger eater.

this totally

As much as I agree with you, those institutions exist because at the end of the day, people don't like normal. They don't care about normal. Why? Because normal is boring and predictable. Are you going to watch the gameshow with the smart, calculated, level-headed contestant who takes his time and plays it safe, or are you going to watch the one with the hot-headed, obnoxious idiot who shoots first and asks questions later? 

It's like watching the Jersey Shore: sure, those are the last people in this country who should ever be looked to as role models, but they're entertainment. They're crazy, spontaneous, idiotic, whatever you want to call it. 

Those institutions also exist so we can snoop into other's private lives and feel better about ourselves. "Hmph, at least I don't eat boogers." Or "Hmph, at least I don't get drunk and cheat on my girlfriend in the next room every stinking episode." Or "Hmph, at least I'm not the idiot who will continue taking my cheating scumbag of a boyfriend back every single time."

It's all a big coping mechanism. 

It was not a pick!

we're more capable of having a mature discussion if we just stick to boogers

Ya sort of wishing it would go away now

Attention we could do without.

Boogers and whole millk