The jobs tournament coaches should really have
Incredible Twitter thread. Absolute must-read.
https://twitter.com/pregameempire/status/1503830355207462915?s=21
March 16th, 2022 at 11:12 PM ^
Some aren't very good but some are...hooo boy. Coach K's is Spot. On.
March 16th, 2022 at 11:21 PM ^
Funeral home director was Izzo's first choice for his vocation. But he enjoyed it too much.
March 16th, 2022 at 11:53 PM ^
And then he became the world’s worst parole officer.
March 16th, 2022 at 11:31 PM ^
Izzo quit because nobody would respond to his tantrums.
March 16th, 2022 at 11:32 PM ^
Notre Dame - Rutgers going down to the wire. Tied with under minute to go.
EDIT: OT
I thought the Gonzaga, Davidson, Texas, and Boise State ones were good. Izzo, too.
Less so: Memphis, Connecticut, and Montana State.
I think Painter looks more like a generic sales executive you'd see in Chicago / Indianapolis.
Brey (loan shark) and Izzo (funeral home director)—perfect.
Brey was my favorite.
Musselman was a good one too.
March 17th, 2022 at 10:01 AM ^
Izzo knows where the bodies are buried, so that is a perfect job for him.