I did not make this headline up
Hoke Poops Gold .gif
It coulda been a crackhead that got ahold of the wrongggg stufffff
Now that's sexy.
if the turd wasn't shaped like a penis.
A golden penis!
The mystery of the urinal deuce has been solved!
I was cool with it until the shit. That sorta ruined it for me. lol
entertaining, yet repulsive.
He's solved the State's financial problems too? What can't that man do?
Very well played!
Tee-pee for his bung hole! He is Cornhokio!
(anyone else old enough, and immature enough to remember that?)
Are you threatening me?
.....with the blood of the non-believers!!!
Should have made him excrete gold pants
I hope they go out of production for a decade or so and increase the market value, like the ultra-rare John Cooper-era gold pant.
It's comforting to know that if I ever become a football coach at a top D-I university and I start doing really well, I too can one day go on the Internet and see moving pictures of me with gold butt nuggets coming out of my arse. I can hardly think of a better reward.
P.S. that's not to suggest it's not a pretty sweet gif, though.
This is the dumbest gif I have ever seen in my life.
Yea.....umm not funny.
It is pretty high brow; tends to go over people's heads.
Yeah absolutly not funny, this is a serious medical issue guys. Thousands of mother hens die each year from golden stool syndrome. (Joke for the children and immature)
also that gif. was pure gold.
And BOOM goes the dynamite!
The title made me expect the worst. That was silly; this was probably the best possible outcome for a thread with this title. Well done.
The real reason for the developing coach's pants budget controversy.
Worst idea ever. Thanks for the image, Brian!
This needs to replace "your shoes sparkle in the moonlight, fancy dancer."