Funny Penn St. family in front of me

PSU has the weirdest fans besides possibly Ohio State. One guy in a white tshirt came up to the tunnel and said "we'll be back and don't forget it."

I had a penn state fan behind me. Then he left at 35-10 or whatever. Also had an annoying Michigan fan yelling "RUN!!!" "PASS!!!!" "SCREEEN!!!" On every play. Every play.

I think you could make an argument that she was handicapped

This is why husbands need to learn to use the word "No!". Frequently and decisively. There is no way you could pry me out of my seat of a game at Michigan Stadium no matter how fed up she might be. If my wife did that would tip every usher I could find to have her removed.

You left out the part about her slipping on a banana peel, and subsequently falling down the stairs all 70ish rows into the brick wall with a resounding THUD! I'm here all week.

I much enjoyed the PSU fan in front just quietly languishing in his misery. I asked him why he stayed to the end and he said "we deserve it." Would've bought him a beer if I could.

She probably didn't want to be there.  This was a convenient excuse.  She avoids traffic and gets home early.

I'm a partial season ticket holder of the Tigers behind the net. Family of 4 sits next to us.  Everything's fine.

After about 1 inning, one of the kids, after eating a ton of sugar etc.  Starts being a kid between 4-7.  Asking questions, pointing at vendors etc.  Mostly about the game or people around asking for cotton candy.  Being a kid stuff 

After about 3 minutes of this,  the Mom says "That's it, We're leaving,  You're not paying attention"  I think it was middle of the 2nd.  

He was really just being a kid, and actually was paying attention.

I think this person walked into Michigan Stadium with a certain mental image of what the gameday experience would be. Her expectations were not met and this was a non-negotiable situation.

So she left.

woud if they could be related to JOEPA

Her struggle was real.....
Real dumb.

of the Americans Feigning Disabilities Act. There is precedent. Indiana v That guy that really had to poop.

The husband should have the key and make her walk back and wait near the car. She should have gone to a movie.

is horseshit

 

We cleared stadium space to accommodate fans with physical challenges that ostensibly required the additional space.

So typical game, how many of those expanded seating arrangements are ACTUALLY utilized by game attendees who require the extra space?

I am sincerely interested in the factual data.

I bought by 12 year old son front row tickets to the Hawaii game in the SE corner of the stadium, on StubHub I actually hate sitting down that low, but I overpaid for the tickets, and to a 12 year old it was pretty exciting - he was stoked. 

Turns out "row 1" is not the front row in that section, but rather there is a "row A" and "row B" in front of us.  My son was really bummed at first, but it really turned out to be no big deal.

Did I call the usher over and bitch because I didn't understand the seating when I bought my ticket, then storm out of the game?  No.  No I did not.

And that, my friends, is "the Michigan Difference"

the more stories I hear about attending games and the more times I do it, the less I want to in the future.  

Shit, I'd rather fly up to AA, tailgate, and chill outside the stadium.

The idiots outbreed us all, so it's a race to the bottom.

Bring back Count Scarry too!

It's almost as if Penn State fans are delusional people who feel entitled to a certain perspective and have no idea how the rest of the world seess them.  Almost.

Penn State fans are some of the worst.  During the 2005 game, I took my parents to their first ever Michigan game (what a game to go to, by the way!) and we were seated in front of these Penn State brahs that talked shit the whole game.  And not just friendly banter stuff...like totally inappropriate stuff ("the band is a bunch of fa%%ots.  Shut up!").  We had to endure that crap all game, and I was embarassed that my parents had to listen to it.  But when Manningham caught that TD pass, a few fans around us took joy in rubbing it in their face.  Their response: "way to stay classy, guys...act like you've won before."

Damn.  Someone is married to that woman. 

I guess he must evaluate the hot/crazy axis differently than I do.

I want to see this re-enacted by Key and Peele.

Nothing like trying to game the system and being mad that other human beings aren't going to let you occupy handicap spots.  BTW, 99% certain those kids wouldn't care about having a slightly obstructed view.