Friday POSBANG: The "Man, I thought I chewed that corn up better than that" Edition
Anyone else bothered by the way corn on the cob doesn't seem to be digested like everything else? You never notice until the next morning though. It's like a tracer round for your digestive system.
But it has the same result that the team we're playing tomorrow will have... Going down the toilet. I'm feeling some revenge after the heart attack I had two years ago on their field. Let's leave no doubt and flush this corn.
Oh... And let's bang.
September 29th, 2023 at 12:13 AM ^
You waited til midnight to post this bruh, chill!
September 29th, 2023 at 12:39 AM ^
Been doing it all season, bruh
September 29th, 2023 at 10:19 AM ^
and doing it well
September 29th, 2023 at 12:26 AM ^
Can't wait to whoop some Husker ass. 
September 29th, 2023 at 12:32 AM ^
What is it made of, that is the one thing on earth my GI tract can't transform into poop? That's some weird reverse-alchemy crap right there.
September 29th, 2023 at 12:36 AM ^
The shell is made of cellulose and the bond can't be broken down by animal stomachs.
That's why goats, cows, etc. have symbiotic bacteria in their gut that can.
Life is weird.
September 29th, 2023 at 7:53 AM ^
just chew more completely, GO BLUE!
September 29th, 2023 at 7:29 PM ^
Aren't goats, cows, etc animals? Asking for a friend.
September 29th, 2023 at 7:02 AM ^
According to the world's foremost expert, it's made of big lumpy knobs.
September 29th, 2023 at 9:37 AM ^
It has the juice
September 29th, 2023 at 12:41 AM ^
I’m just going to go with a simple Go Lions and take the points.
Here’s to what should be a great weekend and Corum eating corn on the cob repeatedly in the Husker endzone.
September 29th, 2023 at 1:10 AM ^
My guy you cant eat the cob as well. That is the issue. Its like a drill coming out!
September 29th, 2023 at 1:24 AM ^
Westbound and down! I've seen about a dozen fellow Michigan fans headed west on I-80 through Illinois and Iowa! Safe travels and Go Blue!
September 29th, 2023 at 6:01 AM ^
Go Blue! Have fun and be safe everyone!
September 29th, 2023 at 1:47 AM ^
We're on a mission from God.
September 29th, 2023 at 8:20 AM ^
They've only had one winning season since Bo Pelini was fired.
I hope they never have another one.
September 29th, 2023 at 8:36 AM ^
Matt Rhule seems like a good dude and he clearly knows what he's doing - that defense has been incredibly disciplined and outplays its player composite.
I'm fairly certain he'll get them some 8-10 win seasons here and there.
September 29th, 2023 at 9:50 AM ^
I do.
September 29th, 2023 at 9:56 AM ^
I miss the cat.
September 29th, 2023 at 2:43 AM ^
I don't usually snoop on my wife's phone, but there was this one time, a long time ago, that I did. It was a message from my MIL to her daughter (my wife), when she said she passed the corn test. She was praising her daughter for suggesting the corn test. Here's how it works: Step 1: Swallow 8-15 unpopped corn kernels (no chewing). Log the date and time. Step 2: Check the toilet for kernels each time you poop. I don't know how many kernels were left, or the exact time she pooped, but it came out in her favor.
September 29th, 2023 at 9:11 AM ^
What constitutes passing the test? What are they trying to measure?
September 29th, 2023 at 9:57 AM ^
Do you really want to know?
September 29th, 2023 at 10:16 AM ^
How many pop
September 29th, 2023 at 8:38 AM ^
Okay now do a coconut
September 29th, 2023 at 9:28 AM ^
I'm going to the dentist this morning to get a crown. This made me wince. I can hear the sound of the drill now.
September 29th, 2023 at 5:17 AM ^
lions crushed the pack last night. (forward down the field!)
high school game tonight
college game(s) tomorrow.
indian summer weather still holding out up north.
these are the days
September 29th, 2023 at 12:24 PM ^
I am actually concerned with how hot it is supposed to be for the game, I am now seeing 92-95 degrees at gametime. Very hot.
September 29th, 2023 at 12:40 PM ^
As she glances nervously off-camera at her pimp.
September 29th, 2023 at 6:00 AM ^
Go Blue! Can't wait for tomorrow!
September 29th, 2023 at 6:18 AM ^
You need a window that looks out not down!
September 29th, 2023 at 6:24 AM ^
Bang bang! Ready for this week to be over, Go Blue!!
September 29th, 2023 at 6:58 AM ^
The best part about tomorrow's game....I don't care for the Cornhuskers, nor do I really care for corn that much, come to think of it, even though some facet of it is in tons of things. Yes, let's make them sad in Lincoln (I said Omaha at first, which shows you how little I think of Nebraska).
September 29th, 2023 at 7:15 AM ^
September 29th, 2023 at 1:38 PM ^
So does their swim team he took their game controller.
September 29th, 2023 at 8:25 AM ^
Eh, Lincoln is right next to Omaha, so same difference.
September 29th, 2023 at 8:46 AM ^
There’s plenty of folk in Omaha who will be sad when we roll them. So your original statement still holds. Go Blue!
September 29th, 2023 at 9:46 AM ^
Maybe you've never tried elotes, a Mexican dish with corn, chile powder, a little crema, lime juice, and cotija cheese. It has it all going on: chewy corn, salty cheese, spicy chile, piquant lime juice.
September 29th, 2023 at 7:11 AM ^
It's happening... those huskers are going to leave their corn all over the field!!!
September 29th, 2023 at 7:24 AM ^
It's time for HUSKER TIPPING! GO BLUE!
September 29th, 2023 at 7:43 AM ^
This might be the most interesting topic yet posted on MGoBlog.