Former DE Mike Morris adding bulk and switching to DT.
Cool update on a former Michigan man. Already up to 300lbs and moving inside, excited to see how he does for Seattle.
August 3rd, 2023 at 10:55 AM ^
Mike Morse is also bulking up to 300 pounds and moving from personal injury to wills and estates!
August 3rd, 2023 at 11:02 AM ^
Surprising change of roles given his new build. Maybe it's a new archetype for the W&E position
August 3rd, 2023 at 11:14 AM ^
Should be bulking up to go to prison. As an attorney in MI, the shit that some people get away with and the lack of any enforcement by the AGC is disturbing. Seeing those commercials actively annoyed me.
August 3rd, 2023 at 11:26 AM ^
I've always been surprised how many personal injury billboards I see driving around metro Detroit. That said, my wife and I have made a game of spotting the Joumana billboards (there's two facing the I-94 directly across the street from each other near DTW) so now I feel a sense of childlike amusement whenever I see her watchful eye.
been through cleveland lately? there's an atty there Misny.... has billboards all over the city, some with just his creepy looking bald head and one raised eyebrow.....
you will never look at the billboards the same again. Or vice versa, with the muppets.
https://cheezburger.com/7633867776/attorney-joumana-kayrouz-totally-looks-like-janice-the-muppet
I still maintain that Joumana is the best Halloween costume in the Detroit area if you can pull it off.
Is she related to Juwanna Mann?
August 3rd, 2023 at 10:49 PM ^
No, but is related to Joe Mama.
You're advocating prison time for a football player for appearing in a PI ad, rather than discipline for the attorney whose firm was advertised? In a metro area where more people know who Joumana Kayrouz is than they do Gretchen Whitmer? Kris Jenkins doesn't have to abide by the rules of professional conduct because he's, you know, a football player.
August 3rd, 2023 at 11:34 AM ^
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When I was living in metro Detroit, Mike got in alot of trouble for getting handsy with female employees. Can't remember what became of the accusations but I had a fun time singing his commercial jingle which aired every 10 minutes.
"Mike Morse, go for the boobs!!!! (win)...
August 3rd, 2023 at 11:00 AM ^
Interesting. Mike had 7.5 sacks and 11 TFL last year. Seems like he used a bull rush as his primary way of getting to the backfield. Will be interested to see what Brandon Jordan comes up with for him(that's funny to type).
August 3rd, 2023 at 12:34 PM ^
Thing about Mike Morris is he's a below average athlete at best based on the combine testing results. 4.95 40, sub 30" vertical jump, barely hitting 9' in broad jump. These are not edge position player in terms of athletic testing. He's already big so it makes more sense to move him to 3 tech
August 3rd, 2023 at 12:49 PM ^
I don't know if any NFL player qualifies for the term "below average athlete at best".
That is in comparison to the rest of the NFL players in their position group. He is a below average athlete at best.
If you're comparing to the rest of the population, he's an elite athlete, but that's not what I'm talking about.
This is how he rate as a DE in terms of athletic testing score:
He's a below average athlete at DE. That's why he's moving to DT.
It should be fairly obvious that that is meant in relation to his peers
August 3rd, 2023 at 12:08 PM ^
I could see this coming. Not enough speed to get there from the outside but more than enough power to get to the QB! I'll be rooting for you Big Fella!!! As always GO BLUE FOREVER!
August 3rd, 2023 at 12:27 PM ^
His combine performance completely put to rest any idea he was playable as a NFL DE.
They don’t make this move unless there is a guy behind him that they think is ready
Makes sense. Given his profile, being a quick disruptive DT is a more likely path to the field. NFL DE's are freaks and he is not that.
August 3rd, 2023 at 10:35 PM ^
He’s gonna take away some of Brian Mone’s snaps.