First Time post Iowa is cool

Submitted by varmitkong on September 20th, 2019 at 7:25 PM

Okay born and raised in Iowa but a lifelong Michigan fan * they sucked before Hayden Fry*, they are number two in heart and after ElAsscio last weekend. However, the wave at home games to the children's hospital and now this..... Gameday *yes this has been on the board before * however... an Iowa Legend is born..... his own bloody beer can.

 

https://www.goiowaawesome.com/iowa-hawkeyes-football/2019/09/4178/the-busch-light-venmo-iowa-state-fan-story-is-great

 

Be nice is first post... long tome reader, first time poster. I also did this because Michigan donors are the fraking beast... per EDSBS. 

 

 

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M and M Boys

September 21st, 2019 at 7:33 AM ^

 

aMAIZing..

Speaking of Kansas—

Did you know Phog Allen got his name from the “foghorn” voice he had when he was a baseball umpire?o

He played for Naismith and then trained Adolph Rupp, Dean Smith and recruited Wilt Chamberlain and turned down the part as the “Wizard” of Oz.

OK, I made that last part up—but it might be true that his only son changed his name to “Alex Karrasl” and was later born in Iowa Children’s Hospital.

The End.

 

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Midukman

September 21st, 2019 at 9:03 AM ^

I can’t translate but can verify Iowa is definitely not cool. I spent a week there on business traveling the whole state and came to the conclusion that the only thing to do there is drink beer. I was there in spring and never saw so many cows and fields in all my life. Nice people but if you make a turn anywhere off a paved road you will be on a dirt road. 

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dcloren2121

September 20th, 2019 at 7:49 PM ^

Isn't asking an internet forum to "take it easy" on you or "be nice" basically the same thing as uploading a photo of yourself holding an index card that states "Roast Me"?

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WesternWolverine96

September 20th, 2019 at 8:03 PM ^

you folks are cracking me up.... I see no reason for Mr. Kong to sober up at this point

sweet story though, had all the elements, beer, charity, football

busch lite is still considered beer to me, I guess, I don't know

 

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the fume

September 20th, 2019 at 9:45 PM ^

Jesus, you people act like you've never read an internet post before. Everything is perfectly readable except ElAsscio.....not sure what that's referring to.

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Don

September 20th, 2019 at 10:27 PM ^

“his own bloody beer can”

OK, class, your assignment for Monday is to write a 1,000 word short story built around these five words. Late submissions will be reduced a full letter grade. 

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Blue 4 Life

September 21st, 2019 at 2:35 AM ^

This post stinks of little brother. This feels like the work of East Lansing trying to get message boards trending away from Mork with his questionable recruiting and cover up tactics. The OP's lack of sentence structure and complete failure of the English language is MSU 101. 

On a side note, I think what Iowa does with the wave for the Children's hospital is such a powerful thing. Its very cool

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