Favorite Lines to Make Rival Fans Angry

Submitted by GoBlueFrom_RU on
We've all been in heated debates over college football, razzing friends / random people who root for other teams never gets old, or at least for me. That being said, what are your go-to lines to piss off your friends, coworkers, loved ones, etc who root for other teams? A personal favorite of mine for when Michigan beats Notre Dame was to call my uncle (a ND alumn) and say "Hey, I missed the game today I got caught up watching Rudy. Do you know what the score was?" Because we haven't played the past few years and I now know a bunch of kids who go to Penn State, I plan on calling all of the penn state people in my contact list when the maize and blue hold a 4 touchdown lead in the 4th quarter and saying, "Hey do you know what the score was, I missed the game because I was watching the 30 for 30 on the Sandusky scandal."

Wolverine Devotee

July 22nd, 2016 at 10:02 AM ^

What do Michigan, MSU and OSU fans all have in common?

They're all obessed with Michigan.

NFG

July 22nd, 2016 at 10:05 AM ^

Inferring that a MSU degree can only get you a fast food counter job is rediculous. That would insinuate that a majority of their alumni would have legible penmanship to fill out the application.




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grumbler

July 22nd, 2016 at 11:21 AM ^

They don't mean the same thing.  Ludicrous refers to an action absurd to a degree that it invites laughter.  No inference about the actor is made.  Ridiculous  refers to an action absurd to a degree that it invites scorn.  It also generally implies that the actor is reprehensible in some way.

Put another way, if you say something ludicrous and later realize the absurdity, you will laugh.  If you say something ridiculous and later realize the absurdity,  you will feel ashamed.

xtramelanin

July 22nd, 2016 at 10:14 AM ^

but i only use it when somebody has started something and isn't being a 'fun' rival fan, but a jerk.  

bgoblue02

July 22nd, 2016 at 11:49 AM ^

I once made the comment that the people that went to msu made up of three categories

1 - those rejected from Michigan

2 - those raised in a msu family because their parents were rejected from Michigan

3 - those from out of state / country and didn't know better

The room of ~10 people was very much upset but when I took a pool it covered 100% of the room.  

East German Judge

July 22nd, 2016 at 11:34 PM ^

Two for staee:

1)  "If you can't get in to college go to state" - to the tune of "If you are happy and you know it", and

2)  Friends don't let friends go to state.

 

For THEE ohio:

1)  Liquidate ohio state by Dick Purtan - (Sung to the tune of the OSU Fight Song)

Liquidate Ohio State and turn the Buckeyes blue.

They breed a lot of cattle in Columbus,

It looks just like a zoo.

 

Knock them off their ivory towers,

Send them crawling into the showers,

Down with Ohio State,

It’s a know-nothing party school!

 

They say the girls who go to O.S.U.,

Are husband hunting dames,

They dig the jocks who got the killer instinct,

Not the boys with brains.

 

At Columbus you’re way ahead,

With straight A’s in Physical Ed,

Down with Ohio State,

It’s a know-nothing party school.

 

Bust your guts for Tressel!

Move your butts for Tressel!

 

Liquidate Ohio State and turn the Buckeyes blue,

They breed a lot of cattle in Columbus,

It looks just like a zoo. Rah! Rah! Rah!

 

Knock them off their ivory towers,

Send them crawling into the showers,

Down with Ohio State,

It’s a know-nothing party schoooooooooool!