EDSBS: HATIN' ASS SPURRIER
Look at it this way, Gus. Your offense is finally giving Auburn fans math they understand.
People think there's only one way to win a football game, and that's not true. For instance, I saw Hawaii didn't score a point but did get to leave Ohio after the game.
Bet Bret Bielema sends out hard to read emails. Only got twelve points to use on that font.
Oh, so now Bobby Petrino doesn't want to score.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/9/15/9325935/hatin-ass-spurrier
September 15th, 2015 at 12:44 PM ^
Is my 2nd favorite non-mgoblog regular behind only TWIS. Never not entertaining.
September 15th, 2015 at 1:23 PM ^
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September 15th, 2015 at 1:41 PM ^
It's always never not entertaining.
September 15th, 2015 at 1:26 PM ^
Better than non-Brian Cook TWIS, IMO
September 15th, 2015 at 1:26 PM ^
Once Brian gave up TWIS, it went into a bit of a decline. Hatin' Ass Spurrier is never not sometimes always fantastic though.
September 15th, 2015 at 9:50 PM ^
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September 15th, 2015 at 12:48 PM ^
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September 15th, 2015 at 12:51 PM ^
"Going to a Florida game's like shopping at Wal-Mart: the only people who have sleeves on work there and you're gonna see a grown man scream at a kid."
September 15th, 2015 at 3:14 PM ^
Hawaii and Ohio are the same place, really, long as you count Skyline Chili as a vent for hot, lethal gas escaping a crack on the earth.
Do they have Skyline in Cleveland?
September 15th, 2015 at 4:58 PM ^
One for the east siders, one for the west siders.
Two good friends of mine are Cincinnati natives who met while studying at CWRU. They went to Skyline on their first date. Despite that questionable choice, everything worked out well. They have been married for 14 years.
I used to work with some guys that would go there and load up their meals with the hot sauce, come back to work all red-faced and sweating and feel sick all afternoon. I never understood that, it tastes fine if you don't go begging for trouble.
September 15th, 2015 at 12:52 PM ^
"Saw that BYU player punching a Boise player in the jimmy. Mormon sex ed is weird."
September 15th, 2015 at 12:54 PM ^
"Not sure how we let a bunch of Kentucky fellas score 26. Figured our defense was at least as tough as the ACT." -- Gold.
September 15th, 2015 at 1:01 PM ^
Bret Beilema skis in his jeans.
September 15th, 2015 at 4:52 PM ^
i've done that.
i feel shame.
September 15th, 2015 at 8:14 PM ^
At first I thought it said that Bielema "skids in his jeans." Your reply still works!
September 15th, 2015 at 1:04 PM ^
Is this all stuff that Spurrier actually says, or is it a humorous projection of stuff he probably would say?
September 15th, 2015 at 1:19 PM ^
If this is a serious question, I plan to log-off the Internet for the rest of the day and just count my blessings...
September 15th, 2015 at 2:55 PM ^
I'll take that as a "no".
September 15th, 2015 at 1:13 PM ^
Leaving Ohio should always be counted as a win. Figuratively and in life.
September 15th, 2015 at 1:24 PM ^
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September 15th, 2015 at 3:14 PM ^
Yeah. I agree.
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September 15th, 2015 at 1:17 PM ^
September 15th, 2015 at 1:36 PM ^
Thujone said a few days ago that he's semi retired since he has a young kid. He's reserving shame paints for only the most shameful.
September 15th, 2015 at 2:11 PM ^
September 15th, 2015 at 1:38 PM ^
Totally uneducated guess is because he has a kid now. That was what marked the end of my available free time to draw penises on the Interwebs.
Edit, damnit why does somebody always post 10 seconds before me?
September 15th, 2015 at 1:25 PM ^
way Auburn fans no what math is.
September 15th, 2015 at 1:28 PM ^
Michigan fans no words good, though.
September 15th, 2015 at 2:35 PM ^
Derek Zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
"You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't."
September 15th, 2015 at 1:33 PM ^
September 15th, 2015 at 1:57 PM ^
got to shut it down today. That was bad, possibly the worst snark-backfire of my career. Talk to everybody tomorrow.
September 15th, 2015 at 4:56 PM ^
i once booed kids on an easter egg hunt when they couldn't find anything and then i found out they were blind. backfire.
September 15th, 2015 at 6:51 PM ^
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September 15th, 2015 at 1:36 PM ^
"Call Toledo Jim Henson, cause they're puttin' pigs in space."
Just almost choked on a gummi bear. Amazing.