Denard Robinson Crashes Car Into pond
Please don't let this be Denard's Chappaquiddick.
And there wasnt a Kennedy in the car ... or was there, what are you sayin?
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It's definitely a weird situation. I first assumed the worst, but it really sounds like he just sort of...passed out. But there was also a passnger. I'm super-confused.
Poor guy fell asleep behind the wheel and drove into a pond because he's been practicing so hard and giving back to the community. This is a good lesson for athletes everywhere not to let their professional and charitable commitments become so numerous that it drives them to the point of exhaustion. Denard almost killed himself for us.
Weed makes you paranoid as hell while driving. High people tend to drive REAL SLOW and REAL CAREFUL. Only done it once myself and I was never so focused in my entire life. I have friends who regularly drive high though, and they are usually better at driving high than driving sober.
I have a feeling he was either on something harder, or maybe the Carbon Monoxide theory. I could've bought him falling asleep if he hadn't had that total non-freakout about driving into a pond. But no, let's not have a double standard when it comes to athletes from other schools compared to athletes from ours.
my one issue with these ambien / concussion theories is that the passenger was just as loopy as Denard was that night.
doubtful. unless it was mixed with some sort of benzo like ambien.
My guess is ambien. That shit is all kinds of messed up.
Ambien isnt a benzo. Benzos work relatively predictably. Ambien is the worst medication on earth.
Certainly a possibity here though. Ambien by itself can cause things like this and worse.
from their dilithium activities earlier in the evening.
are fine. My guess like what happened to me driving so tired I could barely stay awake and finally pulled over before I did fall a sleep. I wasn't drinking or smoking anything mind altering. I was on my way home from work after a midnight shift I volunteered for and simply should not have been driving. This could be simular in that they should have got a room instead of trying to make it home. I also wonder if the car was filling with carbon monoxide poisoning while they were asleep which would explain the lackadaisical reaction when told they were in danger.
Sounds like he prefers the pond. Natural spring you know.
P.S. Is that what you wanted, MGrowOld? A little self-deprecating humor?
As Kai was filming his spoof scene.
The cops are being investigated.
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-sheriff-orders-rev…
lol @ this photo from a NYTimes article that just went up: link
Edit: nevermind, they fixed it. It was:
