CHOBANI IS DELICIOUS
From the official Facebook page of Michigan football:
I hope the Chobani flows like wine in the Big House tomorrow. That would be a WOW EXPERIENCE™.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:17 PM ^
Every single thing like this that they put up on the Facebook page has an advertisement on it. It's been that way all year. It's tacky, but that's marketing these days, I guess.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:21 PM ^
But what is "CHOBANI + M" supposed to mean?
September 18th, 2014 at 8:28 PM ^
CHOBANIM
September 18th, 2014 at 8:48 PM ^
My favorite hebrew song from Sunday school.
September 19th, 2014 at 12:38 AM ^
Wouldn't that be Saturday School?
September 19th, 2014 at 9:57 AM ^
Many (if not all) temples do Sunday School, not Saturday School, because of the restrictions on working on the Sabbath. No one can teach the kids, because that'd be work, and you can't work on the Sabbath. My temple growing up did Sunday School, plus Hebrew School on Thursday nights.
September 19th, 2014 at 12:46 PM ^
September 21st, 2014 at 1:09 PM ^
When Christianity reaches 5,000 years, they'll have two nights for every holiday as well. It takes a religion about 2600 years before it realizes there are two sides of the family you have to please.
September 19th, 2014 at 9:34 AM ^
September 18th, 2014 at 8:56 PM ^
is the singular of Chobani. It's like one Choban.
September 18th, 2014 at 9:00 PM ^
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September 19th, 2014 at 10:40 AM ^
to send an offending MGoUser to Bolivia.
September 19th, 2014 at 12:01 PM ^
an ending im would usually be plural.
If it were Latin it would be Chobanum, Chobana. For the plural to be Chobani, it would have to be second declension, so Chobanus.
But anyway, Chobani's actual language of origin is Turkish. The founder is a Kurdish Turk, Or would be be a Turkish Kurd... Funny that a Kurd works in dairy.
September 19th, 2014 at 12:07 PM ^
I always lost at FuzzyDuck <=> DuckyFuzz
September 19th, 2014 at 4:58 AM ^
ChobaniUm?
September 19th, 2014 at 8:12 AM ^
ChobaniUM
September 19th, 2014 at 9:35 AM ^
It's been a while since I was in Catholic school. Are Chobanim above or below Seraphim in the heirarchy of Angels?
September 18th, 2014 at 8:29 PM ^
September 19th, 2014 at 12:06 AM ^
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September 18th, 2014 at 8:34 PM ^
You keep talking about how tacky U-M's marketing tactics currently are. So I take it you weren't a fan of Don Canham either.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:36 PM ^
Because "Chobani+M" is obviously the same thing as putting the Block M on t-shirts, bumper stickers, hats, and coffee mugs.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:54 PM ^
That's not all he did. How about bringing the San Diego Chicken and the Clydesdale horses into Michigan Stadium? It wasn't Michigan football alone that filled the stadium.
In the Flyover thread, you specifically railed on Brandon for turning Michigan football into a carnival. Here's Canham in his own words (from a Daily article):
We changed what a football game meant to people. We made it a spectacle, a carnival, a ball. Now they come at seven in the morning, go to the game, then go back to their tailgates. We realized early that you can’t always be No. 1, and can’t advertise that — so we made Saturday an event.
My point is that if Canham were in charge of the AD today, he'd be doing many of the same things that Brandon and his staff are doing. This is a different era. And there are dozens more things people can chose to do rather than go to a football game. Plus, all the games are now on TV, whereas in Canham's days few were, so if you wanted to actually see the games, you had to go to them.
The bottom line is that Canham did all kinds of things to fill the stadium, yet any little or not-so-little change that Brandon makes or any new event he tries is instantly attacked by people on this site.
September 18th, 2014 at 10:05 PM ^
September 18th, 2014 at 10:17 PM ^
September 18th, 2014 at 10:22 PM ^
I mean, from that same artice: "We hadn't sold out the Ohio State game in 14 years." Let me repeat that -- the biggest game in UM's schedule had NOT sold out in over a decade! For other games, UM had tens of thousands of empty seats. UM in 2014 has challenges, but nothing like what Canham faced.
Canham was (perhaps to a fault) willing to do almost anything to get anyone to a UM game. I'm sure he would have done some of the things Brandon has done (e.g., Beyonce; James Bond/jet packs; UTL; uniformz) as those -- in theory -- get people to the stadium and/or to watch the game.
But how does "Chobani + M" get more people to the game or more interested in football? It's simply Chobani giving UM money to promote Chobani.
I mean, go look at the Chobani press release. See anything about getting more people to appreciate/like UM football, like all the crazy stuff Canham did? UM (and OSU and Oregon, etc) are just target markets, selling out their "nonprofit" brand for more money ---money that does us no good, except so that administrators can dive, Scrooge McDuck like, into huge piles of cash.
As has been said, it makes people less "fans" than "customers" -- and that's not good, long-term, for UM.
http://www.9and10news.com/story/26190418/chobani-partners-with-img-to-r…
September 19th, 2014 at 8:23 AM ^
September 19th, 2014 at 10:46 AM ^
Somebody has to pay for those empty seats...
September 19th, 2014 at 1:51 PM ^
Big time college sports is in an arms race to build up cash reserves.
All of it is to used to get better coaches, more money for recruiting, better facilities, and better all around programs. When was the last time Michigan had coaches with the pedigree of Mattison, Nussmeier, Beilein (Alexander, Jordan, Meyer), Hutchinson, Berenson, Bakich, Golder, Barnes Arico, Rosen, and more all at the same time?
That is how the game is played now. I don't like it. But it would really piss me off if Brandon decided he didn't want to compete at an elite level and let other schools pass Michigan by.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:49 PM ^
September 18th, 2014 at 9:14 PM ^
Are you really comparing David Brandon to Don Canham? Don Canham was a pioneer and a leader who created revenue while protecting and preserving MIchigan's tradition. David Brandon is just a greedy businessman squeezes every penny he can out of the fanbase while demeaning and deteriorating the product on a regular basis.
Other than that, though, they're EXACTLY alike....
September 18th, 2014 at 8:20 PM ^
Thanks, Dave. Back to you, Dave.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:23 PM ^
So are Michigan wins.
GO BLUE!
September 18th, 2014 at 8:23 PM ^
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September 18th, 2014 at 8:41 PM ^
September 18th, 2014 at 9:19 PM ^
It's not grrek, but I love Noosa.
September 19th, 2014 at 10:02 AM ^
And now all of you can't un-know that.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:42 PM ^
Go-gurt.
You guys missed out. It's a late 90s/early-mid 2000s kid thing.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:43 PM ^
Not a spoon!
September 18th, 2014 at 8:52 PM ^
Blue or Red go-gurt. Every single day at lunch during elementary school they served it.
Even back then, I always got the Blue and knew better not to have red anything.
September 19th, 2014 at 9:08 AM ^
That's what she said!
September 18th, 2014 at 8:58 PM ^
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September 19th, 2014 at 1:27 AM ^
September 19th, 2014 at 12:54 PM ^
Go-gurt is still available. Saw it at walmart the other day. My mom packed mine for me back in the day (not that long ago) as well.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:23 PM ^
This is not how you get me to donate to the Athletic Department.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:27 PM ^
Good thing Chobani is donating more than you ever would.
September 18th, 2014 at 8:31 PM ^
September 18th, 2014 at 8:41 PM ^
+1 Funny
September 18th, 2014 at 8:41 PM ^
Do you know what a white coat ceremony is?
September 18th, 2014 at 8:43 PM ^
That thing you get to do right before you plunge into six figures of debt?