Communist Football

February 11th, 2020 at 12:48 PM ^

Agh, by pressing the "return" key it posted a blank post.  Here are the choice quotes (H/T RCMB).

"It's hard to imagine it being any more embarrassing," Finebaum said. "And the newest name to surface is Bret Bielema — remember the guy that used to be at Wisconsin? And Arkansas..."

"No," Finebaum said, regarding if MSU should pursue Bielema, who went 29-34 overall and 11-29 against SEC play in five years on the job with the Razorbacks. "I think he was a disaster at Arkansas. He was stubborn. He made countless mistakes. And putting him in that situation I think excites absolutely nobody..."

"Why is Bret Bielema a good name?" Finebaum said of Bielema, who went 68-24 overall and 37-19 against Big Ten play from 2006-12. "Has there been a legitimate Power Five school that has tried to hire him since he got fired at Arkansas?"...

"I think this is a job for a young, energetic person to start recruiting Ohio and start building up," Finebaum said. "I mean, there are plenty of names out there better than Bret Bielema. I mean, are you serious?"...

"I don't think Bret Bielema, right now, is a really great decision for Michigan State," Finebaum said. "Just to bring in a retread Big Ten guy that was good 10 years ago but hasn't done anything lately vs. finding somebody that's got connections and can energize. Most of you have heard me say that."

NeverPunt

February 11th, 2020 at 1:03 PM ^

They should only hire Bret Bielema if they're also poaching Barry Alvarez as AD and haveunearthed a secret treasure trove of underrecruited 6'8", 310 lb farmer's sons. 

If only someone had tried to let Bret coach a team without those things and also with several high caliber teams in his division so we could have some evidence of how it might go. 

Sounds perfect actually. HIRE BERT!

andidklein

February 11th, 2020 at 2:06 PM ^

Yes. When my son was 14 he was in the baseball Midwest regionals. Some of the kids from Wisconsin were my size (6’3” 230) the rest were bigger than any 14 year old on our team. My son asked one kid what the hell he eats. Biscuits and Gravy was the answer. 

DonAZ

February 11th, 2020 at 2:37 PM ^

There ain't nothing wrong with biscuits and gravy. :-)

Re: Wisconsin and big guys ... doesn't Wisconsin have a Scandinavian heritage?  I've been to Sweden and Norway ... they grow 'em big there.  I'm 6'0" and I was looking up at most men there.

ItsGreatToBe

February 11th, 2020 at 12:50 PM ^

Wait, what!?

For once, Pete didn't have something to say about anything related to football and the state of Michigan? Gonna have to watch out for flying pigs on my commute home.

MGlobules

February 11th, 2020 at 1:35 PM ^

I'm totally for a tired retreaded Bielema at MSU. I think that he could get them to a place of utter mediocrity pretty quickly--up from the lower depths they currently inhabit. And then he'd have just enough mooks worshipping him that they would dither for four or five more years about whether to get rid of him. If whoever replaces him requires another few years of adjustments. . . ten years of purgatory sounds about right.

Blue-Ray

February 11th, 2020 at 1:10 PM ^

I'm just happy Mork held out long enough for them not to get Leach or maybe Kiffin. 

If Leach was willing to go to that MSU he'd surely have considered Sparty. Kiffin would've been a longer shot though.

The Egg Bowl probably Thanks them as well. 

stephenrjking

February 11th, 2020 at 1:39 PM ^

This sounds like a correct take. Whomever MSU takes, they missed their chance to make an optimal choice with the way Dantonio stuck around to collect his bonus. And Leach absolutely could have gone for them—yeah, they’re in a bad spot in a tough division, but so is Mississippi State, and Michigan State has a better history and is a better university. Leach would have been a nightmare in the B1G.

Here’s something I don’t want MSU people to read: a guy they could take a shot at that would be good would be Bronco Mendenhall. He won at BYU and he’s winning at Virginia and I think he still has a move left in him, though he might not want this one. 

1VaBlue1

February 11th, 2020 at 2:02 PM ^

Bronco has really made an impact here, and he's dearly loved in Charlottesville.  He's built that thing from the inside out, like it should be done.  It'll be a few years, though, before UVA can really compete based on roster depth, overall talent, and other such mundane details.  But if he stays, he'll get it going.  I just don't know if he'll stay...

MSU is not the caliber program that will pull him away - it's a couple steps down from today's UVA.