Bert claims MSU being sketchy with injury info
He is saying that they faked injuries before the game I guess, so that Illinois was not planning on facing them. But I thought Bert said that Mel Tucker was a "tremendous coach", sure he would not do such a thing?
Seems like sour grapes, tbh, if I consider the MSU suspensions and how the Illini were favored.
November 6th, 2022 at 12:48 PM ^
This matters why? Just saying.
November 6th, 2022 at 2:09 PM ^
He actually said there were many injuries of Michigan St players during drives by Illinois that were momentum killers. Apparently two Michigan St players were injured twice, and came back into the game. I posted it a comment below.
November 6th, 2022 at 12:50 PM ^
It’s thanksgiving month, Bert is distracted
November 6th, 2022 at 1:02 PM ^
My wife caught a glimpse of Bert when I switched over to the msu illini game. I heard her gasp and say "Oh my God, he's so big".
Just felt like sharing.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:06 PM ^
I was pretty shocked too. No fat shaming, but that man is a sphere perched on legs.
And I'm the one with coronary artery disease...
November 6th, 2022 at 1:30 PM ^
This is what he looked like at the 2006 Wisconsin game....
The man is a massive tool. But he eventually might need one of those scooters that Charlie Weiss had to use at Notre Dame.
November 6th, 2022 at 2:58 PM ^
Is he growing his body to match the size of his head?
November 6th, 2022 at 6:22 PM ^
Shortly after taking the Illinois job, Bert was lost and asked a passerby, “How do I get to 294?”
The reply: “Cut back on the sweets and exercise.”
November 6th, 2022 at 1:31 PM ^
Are you sure that she was referring to his weight?
November 6th, 2022 at 1:54 PM ^
Lol! Dude, that was especially good. +1
November 6th, 2022 at 2:17 PM ^
Did you see something we didn't see, because all I could see was a melon head and huge belly
November 6th, 2022 at 2:32 PM ^
Bert might only know from memory at this point
November 6th, 2022 at 4:36 PM ^
Username fits!
November 6th, 2022 at 4:42 PM ^
Bert walks up and down the sidelines like he has a big load in his pants....
November 6th, 2022 at 9:27 PM ^
He might be big but I am pretty sure his wife is very good looking. If I am thinking right. He was pulling out of his league but money talks along with fame and power.
November 6th, 2022 at 12:55 PM ^
In two weeks he'll be blaming the tunnel
November 6th, 2022 at 1:05 PM ^
I saw the Rutger tunnel last night. Looked like the same deal as ours - one team at a time.
I also saw Michigan and Rutger players bro huggin, smiling, talking after the game. As it should be!
November 6th, 2022 at 1:42 PM ^
Rutgers knows how to take a beating. PSU and MSU haven't learned yet.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:48 PM ^
After the PSU game there were no issues in the tunnel. All the woofing happened at halftime.
November 6th, 2022 at 2:20 PM ^
I thought the PB&J tossing was after the game. Was that halftime?
November 6th, 2022 at 2:25 PM ^
It was at halftime. Same with the OSU game last year.
MSU this year is the only time there's been something after a game, as far as anyone seems to remember - and the only time it's gotten physical.
November 6th, 2022 at 3:02 PM ^
Since MSU is an unethical culture of insecure people intent on 60 minutes of unnecessary roughness and gleeful at winning by clock managers and blown calls I would love to have them removed from Michigan's schedule. If for no other reason than our players safety!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F them!
November 6th, 2022 at 1:27 PM ^
Will he fit through the tunnel? Da dat dah
November 6th, 2022 at 12:55 PM ^
Pot calling the kettle black
November 6th, 2022 at 1:04 PM ^
Thatsracist.gif
November 6th, 2022 at 1:25 PM ^
Racist against pots or kettles?
November 6th, 2022 at 1:25 PM ^
Pot calling the kettle fat?
November 6th, 2022 at 1:52 PM ^
These days? All of the above!
November 6th, 2022 at 12:57 PM ^
He’s not saying they faked injuries before the game so that Illinois wasn’t planning on facing them. He’s saying they faked injuries during the game to stop play so that Illinois couldn’t run the offense with their preferred tempo.
This is particularly ironic coming from Bert who, when he was head coach at Arkansas, whined nonstop about high tempo offenses because they result in more plays per game which results in more potential for injury and head trauma. Hint: while Bert was right about that, that wasn’t the real reason he opposed high tempo offenses; he actually just stunk at stopping them.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:21 PM ^
I happened to be on the field for part of the game yesterday. My son is in the Illinois marching band and it was Dad's Day so we got to be on the field for halftime.
Bert definitely has a point. There were at least three moments in the game when Illinois was lining up on offense and a defensive player for MSU went down and then "limped off" with the trainers only to come back a couple plays later.
Impossible to know for sure and I hate to speculate on injuries, but it was MSU so they can't be trusted. Seemed sketchy from about 50 feet away toward the end of the half.
My bigger question for the board is about what the refs did with Tucker. He declined a penalty, which seemed dumb, the ref announced it to the stadium, Illinois ran their FG team on, then Tucker called the refs over and changed his mind, forcing Illinois out of FG range. I am sure this happens, but it felt like cheating live.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:23 PM ^
Bielma claimed the refs apologized to him about that.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:35 PM ^
Hmm, I don't know if he's correct about that. I remember when Rodriguez got here and people complained about running QBs being more likely to get hit and therefore get hurt, but someone did a study showing that running QBs were actually less likely to get hurt because they got blind sided far less often. I feel like high tempo offenses result in fewer high impact collisions per play, whereas the slower "beefy" man ball offenses have bigger pileup type plays where nasty injuries can happen.
All that to say, Bert is a big whiner
November 6th, 2022 at 2:14 PM ^
The statement isn’t about running QBs, it’s about teams whose offense moves at a quick tempo between plays so there are more plays per game. More plays per game = more hits per game, which means more potential for immediate injury as well as more long term wear & tear on the players’ bodies.
November 6th, 2022 at 12:58 PM ^
After taking the opportunity to kiss Mel's ass and take a shot at Michigan this week, I hope he does feel cheated. I also hope, if State ends up finishing with six wins and bowl eligibility, that that loss costs Illinois the division. Though I'll also be happy to beat their ass twice.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:00 PM ^
Big ten. If you're not whining, you're not trying.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:06 PM ^
Let's add Black Beard from C-Bus to that list. Bad weather in November in the Big-10? This isn't San Diego State country year round.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:58 PM ^
This is a weird take from this fanbase considering people still whine to this day about the monsoon when Michigan shit the bed against Staee 10-14.
November 6th, 2022 at 2:36 PM ^
I think that's more about our gamplanning knowing that the monsoon was coming.
November 6th, 2022 at 11:08 PM ^
That would be a revisionist historian take. Clearly it was the, ahem, "bad weather" that people cry about. So it's an excuse for Michigan but not for ohio, gotcha!
November 6th, 2022 at 9:23 PM ^
Does he dye his whole head or just the entitled parts?
November 6th, 2022 at 1:00 PM ^
Wait till he plays Harbaugh who doesn’t volunteer shit. The whole team could have the flu with no one to take the field and Bert would never know till his team ran out of the locker room.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:02 PM ^
He’s a horseshit coach. Any questions?
November 6th, 2022 at 1:09 PM ^
Just one: how the hell did he end up with a hot wife?
Scratch that; two questions: Why is she still around? Ooh - oh, take the money and run!
November 6th, 2022 at 1:32 PM ^
I'm wondering if in her eyes Champaign is a big step up from Fayetteville.
November 6th, 2022 at 4:45 PM ^
She's not that hot...
November 6th, 2022 at 1:02 PM ^
OK, Bert is really Bret Bielema. Given how many stupid plays he called on 4th and long including on his side of the field and even before halftime probably cost him the game. It was amongst the worst coaching I've seen and in long time. To think many of us Michigan fan scoff at "Lame Brain James" at Penn State all these years, our guy LBJ looks like a genius compared to what kind of game Bielema called against sparty and at home no less.
Now he has excuses on top of that.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:07 PM ^
What is this with B1G coaches? Can't they accept defeat and coach better? Franklin complains about tunnel. Bret complains about fake injuries.
I love Harbaugh. Even with everything going against him, he stood tall for so many years and created a dominant team. These coaches can learn a thing or two from him.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:09 PM ^
This guy sucks.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:15 PM ^
I hope Jyaire Hill was watching that game on Saturday. The stadium was never more than 2/3 full and Illinois couldn't beat the worst team in the Big 10 East even after finding a great sixth-year transfer QB in the portal.
November 6th, 2022 at 1:11 PM ^
Bert on Friday: Tucker is a tremendous coach.
Bert at 7pm Saturday: Tucker is a horseshit coach.