October 22nd, 2015 at 3:29 PM ^
Kinda weird, but they're not ruining my day.
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:33 PM ^
Yeah tire tracks are pretty sweet.
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:59 PM ^
If the tread was on the waistband, it might be passable. But these tire tracks look like they ran right over their nuts.
Faux pas.
October 22nd, 2015 at 5:32 PM ^
I don't know, man...One Hour Martinizing might need an extra thirty minutes on that particular stain. I am sure they'll knock a bit off the total for the inconvenience though. Pretty sure. At the very least, they likely won't ask how the hell that happened.
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:18 PM ^
"Tire tracks all across your back
I can see you've had your fun." - J Hendrix
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:18 PM ^
Sorry, they are awful.
October 22nd, 2015 at 7:21 PM ^
Sorry, but if I was playing Michigan, I would be trash talking about the tire tracks the entire game. At least until my team was down by 20...
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:39 PM ^
October 22nd, 2015 at 5:07 PM ^
I still want no part of them.
October 23rd, 2015 at 8:03 PM ^
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:47 PM ^
Good enough for Harbaugh
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:06 PM ^
Wow. Didn't know Eli started for the Browns back in the 90s. Dudes ageless
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:12 PM ^
I thought that too. Who is that?
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:14 PM ^
Bernie Kosar
October 22nd, 2015 at 11:59 PM ^
that Michigan intercepted six times in a 22-14 victory over Miami in 1984?
Yes, it would.
October 22nd, 2015 at 5:18 PM ^
October 22nd, 2015 at 5:34 PM ^
Pretty sure they are all wearing hats with their own name on them.
October 23rd, 2015 at 4:56 PM ^
October 22nd, 2015 at 5:31 PM ^
we were going to pretend that the 80's fashion never happened.
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:30 PM ^
Those are gonna be brutal to look at all season.
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:45 PM ^
Just keep looking above the waist. Why are you looking below the waist - NTTAWWT???
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:31 PM ^
Those are awful.
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:03 PM ^
Here's another angle from the Wagner article in yesterday's UV. Maybe all players will just go untucked this year to cover the hideousness. Or is there still time for Hackett to change these out for something less atrocious?
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:47 PM ^
October 22nd, 2015 at 5:05 PM ^
Their slogan is "Getting noticed for good design is hard, so we just make things butt-ass ugly instead."
October 22nd, 2015 at 8:15 PM ^
It's their revenge on us for switching to Nike.
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:31 PM ^
Not really ruining my day either, but there is this to soothe your pain...
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:34 PM ^
those are really are our shorts this year that is seriously Adidas getting retribution. Those can't be our basketball shorts.
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:31 PM ^
Take away the check marks and they would be perfect!!
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:31 PM ^
Don't worry, they will be different next season.........
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:31 PM ^
Only one more year until MJ rectifies this injustice!
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:33 PM ^
This respresents Michigan basketball uniform perfection. Why anyone in the AD would approve anything else is beyond me.
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:41 PM ^
Notwithstanding the length of the shorts these were pretty damn perfect too IMO
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:47 PM ^
The pic makes it looks like he: (1) has a vagina, and (2) soiled himself.
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:07 PM ^
Show some respect for one of the greatest players in Michigan basketball history.
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:27 PM ^
Wow, what kind of vaginas have you experienced? Condolences, my man.
October 22nd, 2015 at 5:36 PM ^
October 22nd, 2015 at 6:07 PM ^
I would assume that Caz had many vaginas in his day.
As for soiling himself, I don't care what people are into so long as they don't bother people.
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:23 PM ^
The length is the best part.
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:53 PM ^
holy crap i would pay all of the moneys for that warmup jacket. what an amazing look.
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:51 PM ^
Totally agree. Those shorts are so cool, mate.
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:57 PM ^
I didn't know that Tim Hardaway Jr wore #21.
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:34 PM ^
It took me way too long to realize that the shorts design is supposed to look like the waist bands from the Fab Five era shorts.
If that's the look they were actually going for, they should have just, you know, made the waist band.
October 22nd, 2015 at 4:17 PM ^
I think you need to look again...
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:34 PM ^
ESPN is attempting to get Hoke's take on these shorts. Update to follow.
October 22nd, 2015 at 3:38 PM ^
comment. But added that it was all going to be in the statement.