3 Straight Years of Ohio State Football Misery on YouTube!
January 19th, 2024 at 3:21 PM ^
I enjoy celebrating our success and greatness way more than I enjoy the misery of our rival. It’s a richer way to live in general.
January 19th, 2024 at 3:31 PM ^
Nope.
I am a petty man.
I love our success, but schadenfreude of OSU failure is a close 2nd.
The fact that the 2 are occurring simultaneously and UM is the cause of their suffering is simply a multiplier of my joy.
And stuffing lil bro back into a locker of irrelevance, their rightful historical place - chef's kiss.
January 19th, 2024 at 4:16 PM ^
I totally respect your take - to the victors go the spoils 😃
January 19th, 2024 at 3:25 PM ^
Did you play the recorder in the background yourself?
It's uh... unique...
January 19th, 2024 at 3:37 PM ^
Not my vid, and I never played a recorder before, but I probably could have done a better job.
January 19th, 2024 at 4:19 PM ^
It seriously hurt my ears. Who thought that was a good idea? I thought every year it would gradually get better and clearer. Nope. I was sadly mistaken.
January 19th, 2024 at 3:56 PM ^
It’s a perfect mirror for the Ryan Day ethos. You can tell what it’s supposed to be emulating, something with a history and grandeur, but the execution just can’t match it’s own expectation.
January 19th, 2024 at 5:35 PM ^
The recorder cracked me up after a while.
January 19th, 2024 at 5:35 PM ^
I thought the recorder was one of the best parts. I laughed out loud when that started. I have no problem basking in the lamentations of their fans after all these years. It is possible to celebrate Michigan, ridicule tsio, and snicker about them passing on McCarthy all at the same time.
January 19th, 2024 at 3:26 PM ^
Watched this last night and loved it, but it could have been improved with more talking head karmic aggrandizement of Ohio State and put downs of Michigan because dear God there was a lot of it.
January 19th, 2024 at 4:16 PM ^
Agreed. OSU has received lots of love from the national sports media complex for many years, some of it undeserved.
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I really enjoyed that video. I can see where the music would annoy some people, but I thought it was an important part of the joke.
January 19th, 2024 at 7:01 PM ^
Which is why "Ohio versus the World" was the funniest shit ever.
January 19th, 2024 at 5:46 PM ^
Also the clip from ‘23 with the pundits talking about how much better the game would’ve gone for the nuts if only it were played indoors in a controlled climate
January 19th, 2024 at 3:28 PM ^
The video was great.
The music . . . it's a 30-second joke stretched out to 13-minutes. No offense.
January 19th, 2024 at 3:46 PM ^
It's pretty damn funny IMO
January 19th, 2024 at 3:33 PM ^
They beat us many many many years in a row. Their so called misery will never compare to ours. I'm waiting that day when they experience BPONE.
January 19th, 2024 at 3:48 PM ^
Ryan Day is doing his best to bring them into pure BPONE.
Their institutional advantages, football factory history and unwillingness to allow the program to collapse into full wandering in the wilderness will always push back not matter the futility of the coach. Their floor is unfortunately 2-3 losses a year, and their mean is probably 1-2 losses per year.
But yes, they absolutely deserve at least a decade as a middle tier or worse B1G team
January 19th, 2024 at 3:35 PM ^
Recorder solo. Classic. It gets funnier the more I listen to it, but I may be losing my mind.
January 19th, 2024 at 3:41 PM ^
Oh my GAWD the music absolutely makes that video priceless.
I found it particularly interesting that one of Portnoy's chuckleheads called US pieces of shit. They embody the evil empire like no other team I've seen and WE'RE pieces of shit. Ohh, okay. Jackass.
January 19th, 2024 at 3:43 PM ^
Two Titanic videos in a row.
That's how you know you're at the pinnacle
January 19th, 2024 at 3:43 PM ^
That video is terrible. Skimmed through to see if the recorder ever stops, and it doesn't. Too annoying to appreciate the greatness
January 19th, 2024 at 3:43 PM ^
Great video but the music.. WOOF! I had to stop listening. It’s hard to hear animals dying in pain like that!
January 19th, 2024 at 5:07 PM ^
Believe it or not, I played trombone in the MMB. I have never played flute beyond making a few noises for fun (dated a flute player for a while). But I imagine if I picked up a flute tonight and worked hard, this is about how I would sound tomorrow afternoon.
January 19th, 2024 at 4:05 PM ^
Why is there a 12 year old Peruvian flute player in the music, lol
January 19th, 2024 at 4:35 PM ^
To keep away the giant guinea pigs.
January 19th, 2024 at 4:57 PM ^
Love the soundtrack. Sounds like the recorder player comes straight from The Ohio State Marching Band. Just like their team and school, out of tune.
January 19th, 2024 at 9:21 PM ^
I hear that next season they're going to dot the "i" with a recorder player instead of a tuba.
January 19th, 2024 at 5:04 PM ^
The off-key soundtrack was brutal, but I STILL enjoyed the hell out of this. Next time will watch with the sound off.
January 19th, 2024 at 5:10 PM ^
Wtf w the terrible music
January 19th, 2024 at 5:14 PM ^
Careful Bill O’Briens offense may hang 100 on us next season
January 19th, 2024 at 5:38 PM ^
Is it a recorder or a fluteophone?
In Ohio, children play fluteophones as prep for further instrumentation.
I, too, was annoyed until realizing it was part of the gag. Every time a series of correct notes were played, I'd think "oh good, they're getting it"...
...and then...
January 19th, 2024 at 5:41 PM ^
Glorious, indeed!
Of all the pathetic moments in that video, perhaps the most pathetic is the reporter calling Michigan “That Team Up North.” Is she a third grader or what?
January 19th, 2024 at 6:03 PM ^
The music was cute for the first few minutes but absolutely ruined the video after that. Horrible music choice. Great content.
January 19th, 2024 at 6:27 PM ^
MFing glorious.
January 19th, 2024 at 6:31 PM ^
Extra credit for showing the missed kick against Georgia that cost them a likely National Championship.
January 19th, 2024 at 6:48 PM ^
I saw it was 13 minutes long...I had NO intention of watching the whole thing. That was 14 minutes ago 😊
January 19th, 2024 at 7:01 PM ^
These things are all a matter of taste, so I am making no judgments, but I prefer this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3gzo-lurpg&t=12s
January 19th, 2024 at 7:24 PM ^
What the fuck is with the recorder? Literally unwatchable. Such a shame. Could have been a grea5 video.
January 19th, 2024 at 8:31 PM ^
Crazy thing is we still get no respect. Just cheaters and bluh bluh bluh. Dude. Just say UM is good. It won’t kill you. I used to throw praise at OSU and I still give them their just due. The fact that Michigan is beating them every year shows you how damn good they really are.
January 19th, 2024 at 9:12 PM ^
this is a quality post
thank you
January 19th, 2024 at 9:12 PM ^
this shit will never get old, will it?
I'll be watching UM vs OSU highlights from 21 22 23 until I die
January 19th, 2024 at 9:18 PM ^
The highlights never get old.
But...
...the music, is f***ing AWESOME. So perfect for an Ohio "highlight" film. Clearly, they got a top student from the OSU School of Music especially for this performance. :P