11 Warriors Game Prediction Thread: A Study in Hubris

Submitted by Swayze Howell Sheen on November 28th, 2021 at 7:42 PM

A quick study of OSU fans and their predictions for the game (source: here).

114 people entered some kind of guess as to the final score. 113 had OSU winning, by the following margins:

> 0 and <=  7: 13 people
> 7 and <= 14: 20 people
>14 and <= 21: 22 people
>21 and <= 28: 19 people
>28 and <= 35: 15 people
>35: 24 people

Average OSU scoring total prediction: 50.2 points
Average UM scoring total prediction: 22.0 points

Therefore, an average margin of a 4 TD victory, with the most common prediction being (amazingly) a >5 TD win.

Of course, some of the higher ones were not too serious (e.g., MercyTex predicting 100-0 because "coach Day does not forget", which does throw off some of the averages). If you throw out the high eight scores (margins of 69 or greater), you get:

Average OSU scoring total prediction: 45.5 points
Average UM scoring total prediction: 23.0 points

Therefore, an average margin of a 3 TD+ victory predicted

The lone winner of the thread - and the only person downvoted - is user Habeas, who had UM winning 31-30.

Congratulations Habeas! You are now an honorary MGoBlog Buckeye Hero.

Ironically, one Michigan fan on that site (BlueTuesday) picked the score right, but (sadly) picked OSU to win. I wonder if BlueTuesday posts here too? 

And, just a reminder: Final score UM 42 - OSU 27
 

Appendix: Choice Quotes from the thread

NCBuckLanc: "I have a sneaking suspicion that Day has not forgotten Harbaugh’s accusations of cheating (last year)"

Macdaddybuckeye: "Y'all need to let the cooper years go and realize Ryan Day ain't screwing around"

Earle: "I predict that Michigan will be very sore after the game. Their fans, too."

KillrNut: "As for all the talk of hanging 100, if there was no such thing as injuries I could see it happening, but Day isn't going to risk anyone getting hurt and the backups haven't exactly been lighting up the scoreboard lately."

Buckeyeinlakelandfl: "Right before the game, Michigan quits out of fear"

Quiverfull: "Surprised to see any of you have Michigan scoring a single point."

BloomingtonBuckeye: "Day sets the Ohio St record for largest margin of victory in the Game."

Bukirob: "Im just not buying that Michigan is really much better than MSU."

Schmidt'sGoldPants: "I legitimately think that CJ and Co. could actually hang a 'hundo on them."

YoungBossBuckeye: "Just bought a ticket! Sitting in Sideline 2, Row 13 right behind our bench. This is a bucket list thing for me and I'm excited."

Dgeneral: "I dont think even Alabama fans would predict such ridiculous scores against LSU or Georgia as the fans in here are predicting. Some of you have lost your minds."

KillrNut (again): "Vegas over/under on how many times an Ohio State player's shoe will be removed by a UM player: 0.5"

 

MaizeAndBlueWahoo

November 28th, 2021 at 10:14 PM ^

Hubris and BPONE are two sides of the same coin, really; it's just that one comes off looking a LOT stupider if wrong.

I didn't make any actual, written-down predictions before the game, but not all that ashamed to admit I spent the whole week assuming that the universe had some kind of brand-new and unique bullshit cooked up for this game.  If you had forced me to predict something I'd have said something like 38-28 Ohio, with M having a lead in the third quarter and losing it somehow.  That feeling was not helped by Ohio scoring a 4th-down touchdown on a ball that went half an inch over the outstretched hand of Aidan Hutchinson.  It finally went away sometime around the second or third play of Haskins's five-carry drive to put the game away.

It's a hell of a lot better than assuming we'd win because, you know, we did in the past, and being so forcibly disabused of that notion that I start thinking our coach might need firing.

M-Dog

November 28th, 2021 at 7:48 PM ^

Those were just random fan comments.  Here is what the 11 Warriors "experts" had to say:

HOW IS MICHIGAN GOING TO SCORE?

I don't even mean this sarcastically. It's a genuine question I've had all week.

The Wolverines have been extremely reluctant to throw the ball this year, but even if they wanted to, I don't believe they have the talent on the outside to match up with Ohio State, nor do I believe it has the talent at quarterback to get the ball there anyway. I think the Buckeyes are going to be able to confidently sell out to stop the run and trust the corners in coverage.

So that leaves Michigan trying to move the ball on the ground against a defense that just suffocated the best running back in the country.

I'm sure the Wolverines are going to get *something* on the scoreboard, but I have no idea how this offense can hang with Ohio State's offense, even if the Michigan defense comes to play today and keeps it close.

– Kevin Harrish

Monday Morning…

November 28th, 2021 at 9:35 PM ^

It is an epic meltdown over there. I've been reading an article here and there, reveling in the all the doomsday headlines. And the comments are priceless. Quite a few have compared Ryan Day to John Cooper (which IMO is reasonable based on yesterday's game, but it's early), they are arguing about who's at fault, one even said all O*** fans should boycott the bowl game. Classic. 

brad

November 29th, 2021 at 3:33 AM ^

A big handful of Ohio State fans are pretty simple minded.  They do fall into a few discernable groups.

1. The We Got Our Asses Kicked group.  These are people who love Ohio State and also understand football.  You could talk with them and not want to chew your arm off to escape.

2. The Fire the Entire Defensive Coaching Staff group.  Some overlap with (1) and we can certainly understand this mindset.

3. The Scum/Hairball/TTUN group.  This is a huge swath of their fanbase and would definitely get you thinking about living without one arm.

4. The true morons who simultaneously predict we will get blown out by Iowa, and then also predict M will get crushed by our currently unnamed playoff opponent in the same sentence.  There is overlap with (3) here, and if you run into these people in real life, you will need supernatural serenity to avoid going insane.

mgojohnny

November 28th, 2021 at 7:48 PM ^

I am so happy that OSU's RB traveyon (sp?) henderson is a 1.0 style running back that lacks elite agility. I'm even happier that he apparently amassed over 2000 yards this year.  They'll ride that horse to their grave for the next 3 yrs.

M-Dog

November 28th, 2021 at 7:49 PM ^

Here is another 11 Warriors  "expert":

CAN MICHIGAN’S DEFENSE REALLY SLOW DOWN OHIO STATE’S OFFENSE?

I don't think Ryan Day is simply placating Michigan when he says the Wolverines’ defense will be the best Ohio State faces all season. The Wolverines’ defense has legitimately been among the best in the country this year, and I think Mike Macdonald will make things more difficult for the Buckeyes schematically than his predecessor Don Brown did.

But I’m still not quite sold that Michigan will actually be able to keep the Buckeyes from putting up another big number on the scoreboard this year. The Wolverines’ pass-rushers are elite, but Ohio State’s offensive line has shut down other top pass-rushers this season. I think their cornerbacks will be overmatched by Ohio State’s wide receivers, and their run defense hasn’t been dominant.

The Buckeyes’ offense hasn’t been infallible this season, as evidenced by the Nebraska and Penn State games, so I don’t rule out the possibility that Michigan could have similar success slowing down Ohio State. That doesn’t mean I see that actually happening, though.

– Dan Hope

Wally Llama

November 28th, 2021 at 8:25 PM ^

I'm all for making fun of OSU slappies for their ridiculous claims, but I'm not sure that this analysis was so much different than what most UM fans believed ahead of The Game.

We weren't sure how UM edges would fare against OSU's NFL-level OTs. (Turned out really well.)

We feared UM's DBs getting torched by OSU's elite WRs. (UM held up well, but I think OSU WAS we're their best position group of the day.)

UM's DTs were an unknown against the run and LB run game support had been hit-or-miss. We feared a miss could turn into 6. (This turned out well for UM, too.)

In hindsight these three matchups all went much better for UM than UM fans or OSU fans expected.

M-Dog

November 28th, 2021 at 8:47 PM ^

Everybody is safe and happy.  This is the Michigan difference.

This scene was reversed in 2002 when OSU finally won at home after nearly a decade of futility.  Except the Ohio State fans were extremely hostile and aggressive toward Michigan fans, even after OSU won.  Their AD actually had to put policies in place to dial back the harassment of visiting fans.

M-Dog

November 28th, 2021 at 7:51 PM ^

Here is another 11 Warriors "expert":

IS THIS A BIG GAME?

Why yes, it is. 

Is Jim Harbaugh the coach for Michigan? Correct again. 

Has the Wolverines shown any sign of being capable of staying with OSU for four quarters the last few years? No indeed. 

Ohio State by 28.

– Garrick Hodge

M-Dog

November 28th, 2021 at 8:02 PM ^

Here is another 11 Warriors "expert" prediction:

OSU CONTINUES EXPLOSIVE OFFENSE IN RIVALRY ROUT

I’m generally overly cautious with my predictions, mostly because college football can be so week-to-week. Last week’s crushing of Michigan State has made me a believer in Ohio State. The Buckeyes will continue to thrive offensively, putting up another 50-burger in a rout to earn a spot in the Big Ten Championship Game with a College Football Playoff berth on the line. Michigan’s defense has had some issues with high-tempo offenses this season, and boy do I have some bad news for the Wolverines.

– Garrick Hodge

 

M-Dog

November 28th, 2021 at 8:03 PM ^

Here is another 11 Warriors "expert" prediction:

MICHIGAN WON’T HOLD THE BUCKEYES UNDER 40 POINTS

I don’t foresee Ohio State putting up quite the same slaughterous numbers on a revamped Michigan defense as it did Michigan State and Purdue – although I wouldn’t rule out the possibility – but I still think the Buckeyes eclipse the 40-point mark on Saturday. Only three teams all season have managed to limit Ohio State to fewer than 40 points, and given the momentum the Buckeyes have built up over the past two weeks, I see them finishing with 41 in a two-touchdown win that could be close in the early stages.

– Griffin Strom

M-Dog

November 28th, 2021 at 8:04 PM ^

Here is another 11 Warriors "expert" prediction:

OHIO STATE HOLDS MICHIGAN TO UNDER 20 POINTS

The Wolverines haven't scored fewer than 20 points all season, but they're going to be held below that today.

For all the talk about Ohio State's high-powered offense, I also think this might be one of the best defenses Michigan has seen all season, especially since it faced Wisconsin early this season before the Badgers really started coming to form.

I think Ohio State shuts down Michigan today and that the Buckeye defense – even more than the offense – will be the difference in the game.

– Kevin Harrish

Eng1980

November 28th, 2021 at 8:33 PM ^

Doesn't grasp how good Wisconsin and PSU defenses have been all season.

Other 11W writers didn't grasp that Michigan's defense is right there with PSU and Nebraska and much better than Oregon's.  

It seems that across the board reference checks are beyond or unwelcome at 11W.

WayOfTheRoad

November 28th, 2021 at 8:04 PM ^

Their notions were wild but most picked OSU to win. The comical part is how many sincerely picked them to win by 35+ , many truly thinking they could or would hang 100.

 

I didn't think UM would win but my difference was about two scores. I kept fluctuating round 17pts but even I dropped my score differential to 10 before kickoff.

 

35+ is insane and let's you see just how spoiled they've been.