Who's laughing now?
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In the old haloscan days, when THE KNOWLEDGE exploded on to the scene and quickly rose to become the greatest poster on this very blog (which he still is and will continue to be for ever), one man rose up to the level of becoming a friend of THE KNOWLEDGE
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he was THE MICHIGAN MAN
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yes
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While THE KNOWLEDGE is the greatest exponent of revealing the future, THE MICHIGAN MAN was very good in accurately diagnosing the truths hidden behind the masks of cheaters
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He shouted from the rooftops (typed a lot in caps) about the fraud that Jim Tressel was (or, in his vernacular, Tre$$eLLLLL)
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but no one on these very pages gave him much credence, perhaps because they did not like his style, or because they are too dumb.
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no one except THE KNOWLEDGE
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE assured THE MICHIGAN MAN that he understood and encouraged him to start his own blog
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people didn't believe THE MICHIGAN MAN then, but who's laughing now?
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yes
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the case is similar with the doubters of THE KNOWLEDGE - although these people are lower in number, and border on the lunatic
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yes
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in a previous post, THE KNOWLEDGE had clearly revealed that Urban Meyer will soon be replacing Tressel as the coach at OSU. as usual, a lot of cynics didn't believe it
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now, the talk everywhere is that Tressel will be replaced by Meyer
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who's laughing now?
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THE KNOWLEDGE
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE will laugh even more and bask in glory when this becomes official in the next several months
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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Basketball info:
- Michigan will defeat Duke
- But lose to SDSU in Elite Eight
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yes
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Championship in basketball and football in 2012
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yes
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March 17th, 2011 at 12:23 PM ^
Well thanks for clearing that up. Zimas for everyone!
March 17th, 2011 at 12:25 PM ^
March 17th, 2011 at 12:27 PM ^
What did you do with THE KNOWLEDGE (no underscore)?
he is an imposter!
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The REAL one is me THE-KNOWLEDGE
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YOU WILL ALL SEE SOON ENOUGH
THE KNOWLEDGE would never refer to their own being as "me." You're a fraud, a pretender!
/ANGAR
DOWN IN FRONT!
Wow, THE_KNOWLEDGE was spurned by many last time around, and is now ANGAR. To answer your question, I don't know who's laughing. You sound defensive, and I haven't found your schtick particularly funny since the Haloscan days. So maybe nobody is laughing?
March 17th, 2011 at 12:38 PM ^
I'm not sure anyone's laughing anymore...
March 17th, 2011 at 12:38 PM ^
You might be the most annoying poster on here.
You might have the worst sense of humor.
Your mom is the most annoying poster.
While The Knowledge does have his weaker posts (the last two) he never rises to the level of annoyance that those who don't recognize humor do. It's only a matter of time before he soars again.
I get humor, trust me. His stuff is just boring and doesn't bring anything to the table except for stupid formatting and outlandish statements. Explain to me where the comedy is in that?
Don't read his diaries.
March 17th, 2011 at 12:46 PM ^
All hail the knowledge.
March 17th, 2011 at 12:47 PM ^
March 17th, 2011 at 12:50 PM ^
Meyer to TSIO would be our worst nightmare. All of the spread/hot coaches we were hoping for during the so-called "coaching search" would be great hires for TSIO, too.
Our only hope if Meyer gets hired is that he really is burned out and that he has a legendary meltdown and quits after his first season. A less-likely hope would be that TSIO's schollies are so restricted that Meyer can't build a decent team for at least five years. Otherwise, those who still think you can't win Big Ten championships with the spread will get a large surprise.
When push comes to shove, though, I'll get my prediction in right now: Saint Dantonio gets his dream job. He just went 11-2 at a basketball school that is traditionally inferior in football. If there was ever a time for Dantonio to "strike while the iron is hot" and find a school where he can win consistently, it is right now. He will never have another year like that at MSU.
He has a Tressel background but wasn't around for the violations. He will be a perfect hire for them. After all, he is an Ohio guy, as Michigan players are now reminded every day. He'll keep the rivalry entertaining but won't dominate.
The Sparty schadenfreude will be very entertaining.
No, it'll be Fickell or Pelini or Gruden. Do you really think that, if this ends up bringing down Tressel, OSU is gonna hire someone with Dantonio's baggage to replace him?
What baggage? Dantonio is a known and feared disciplinar...
Nevermind. I can't even bring myself to finish the joke.
March 17th, 2011 at 10:17 PM ^
March 18th, 2011 at 11:28 AM ^
This is ridiculous. People need to stop acting like Urban Meyer is Michigan's "worst nightmare."
1. Michigan handed Meyer his only bowl loss as a head coach.
2. Michigan is 1-9 against Tressel. It doesn't get much more nightmarish than that.
Enough with the Urban Meyer fear. We are Michigan Wolverines. We fear no one.
March 19th, 2011 at 11:50 PM ^
Talent-wise that was the best Michigan team in a long long time. It was also probably the Florida team of Meyer's tenure that we were playing against. I loved the Capital One victory, but it wasn't like we beat a national championship contending team. That Florida team was EXTREMELY young.
March 17th, 2011 at 12:58 PM ^
THE MICHIGAN MAN is dead. Long live THE MICHIGAN MAN. Best of luck to him and I hope he found success at a new blog of his own creation. He has long since passed from the MGoWorld into the next.
I wish I too had known of this fine establishment back in the Haloscan era. I'm sure it must have been very different when eight responses to an Unverified Voracity was just about average.
I'm liking the season predictions and the newfound swagger. Also the intro reminds me a bit of WLA, nice writing.
THis is a result on page 2 of images.
I would say that is some piss poor plumbing.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
overheard telling him "Urinal lot of trouble mister!"
Every time a post by THE KNOWLEDGE gets negged, two kittens die in an acid bath.
So we're up to like....12 kittens.....that's a lot of kittens.
This made my day. Thank you!
March 18th, 2011 at 10:34 AM ^
and yet it was DICLEMEG and not THE KNOWLEDGE who said immediately after his signing, that the future will be "all about Denard".... so perhaps DICLEMEG is the true visionary.
March 18th, 2011 at 11:07 AM ^
The Zima! Zima and a jollyrancher. The infamous "beat a breathzlyzer" drink...Those were the days. Zima's on the boat at the Lake!
...the hell did M football turn into a weird, real life version of Mr. Freedom? Should we blame Moujik Man for this?
Gotta love the contemptousness THE_KNOWLEDGE has for everyone...the moxie is tremendous... but so is the ability to say with heartfelt love.... F*CK THE_KNOWLEDGE... LOL
After your stupid predictions last year about going undefeated and playing for a NC, I got but the following to say, Fuck The Knowledge. Say what you want to say I stand by what I say. Fucking Idiot.
I logged in just to negbang this.
"Meyer to OSU"
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And I'm watching WWF on a Saturday morning, and some steroid-ridden freak in a pink speedo and facepaint is screaming into a microphone and inadvertently spitting all over the camera.
And you, THE KNOWLEDGE, are that freak.
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