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Early entry tea leaves. In a welcome change, Michigan has a number of underclassmen good enough to consider entering the NFL draft. This, unfortunately, brings with it the possibility that some of these folks will actually enter said draft. A brief rundown:

  • Jake Butt said he would definitely come back if he wasn't projected to go in the top three rounds. Mel Kiper has him the second tight end available and NFL Draft Scout just posted a mock in which he is a third rounder, which seems low. Butt told reporters that "it's 50/50" yesterday. More encouragingly, he listed many reasons for a return and a desire to talk to Harbaugh about what he should do. [UPDATE: Butt tweeted he'd be back.]
  • After a confusing interval in which Chris Wormley deflected questions about not returning for a fifth year, he apparently told reporters he would "definitely" be back.
  • Jourdan Lewis offered up another tweet indicating he would return next year. He is doing his homework. QED. And another after some radio person urged him to go—said radio person, Mike Sullivan, is the producer of Michigan's IMG pregame show. Excellent career move, Mike.
  • Willie Henry has not been heard from on this front. He is currently under the radar to NFL draft sites but if he wants to go he will get drafted at some point. There have been some rumblings that he would look to go if he met a certain threshold in his draft projections.

Michigan has several other draft-eligible players with remaining eligibility but none seem like serious threats to leave. The O/U on departures is set at 1.

In other Jourdan Lewis news. He is a first-team All-American to USA Today, which I now like better than the Thorpe committee until the next time I have to evaluate my relative preference for things based on my pre-existing opinions.

We are hungry for things. Michigan sold out its bowl allotment in hours.

This is why they always get the top spot they could possibly get picked for. Michigan also implemented a system where fans could reserve bowl tickets for specific games and not others earlier this year, so they probably had a big head start on moving through those tickets. Even so… dang. I didn't know that was even a possibility any more.

Let's check in on Rutgers. The New York Times notices that Rutgers exists for a brief moment:

With the coach went the university’s athletic director, who never entirely recovered from suspicions that Rutgers had failed to vet her hiring two years ago. That was to replace the previous athletic director, who was fired along with the basketball coach after a video, looped repeatedly on national television, backed up allegations that the coach verbally and physically abused players — and that Rutgers had known about it.

And the bad news may not be over: The university is investigating whether the athletic department ignored its own policy requiring the dismissal of players who fail drug tests, as one told prosecutors after his arrest.

What a good organization to admit to the Big Ten. Rutgers doesn't get a full cut until 2021, which will be just in time for the league to kick them out in a world where the cable bundle has evaporated into countless disparate streams. Is there another article about that now?

No amount of wishing upon a star at the Disney offices in Burbank or the ESPN offices in Bristol, Connecticut, can hold back the forces of consumer choice that the Internet has unleashed. As a cable industry executive put it to Sports Business Daily recently, “The cost of goods is going up and sales are going down…that’s not a good trend.”

Every participant in the sports economy—franchise owners, athletes, programming networks, cable companies, and even the fans themselves—have benefitted from this broadband version of the hide-the-ball trick. That big fat $100 average household cable bill that everyone pays has served as a siphoning conduit of cash forcibly flowing from fan and uninterested non-fan alike.

The brazen economics of modern sports are being revealed and dismantled by the Internet, and the coming fumble-pile of desperate industry participants should make for some great viewing. That’ll be bad news for $30 million-a-year over-the-hill third basemen, the greater fools who pay them, and the unknowingly subsidized superfans who love them.

Yes.

This is probably a good joke. I don't understand econ jargon, but those of you who do may enjoy this tweet.

I hope this was a good tweet.

I was going to put this in the mailbag but it took so long to read this that I had to go have a lie down. A reader asked for an opinion on a very long meditation on "access" going the way of the passenger pigeon by John Herrmann of the Awl.

If you're unfamiliar with Herrmann, I mostly come across him when he writes exhaustingly nihilist pieces about the changes the internet is forcing on content providers. (He recognizes this: "The Content Wars is an occasional column intended to keep a majority of Content coverage in one easily avoidable place.") They are full of bloopers from robotics competitions repurposed into depressing metaphor gifs. Each accurately diagnoses something going on and collapses, like the robots, into a pile of loathing at the end. This one is no exception.

But, yes, access. It's difficult to find the summarizing quote to pull in a piece that's seemingly UFR length. I guess here's this bit on sports:

A world in which the NFL doesn’t need TV would be a world in which the NFL really doesn’t need a traditional outside press corps. To that end, perhaps, ACE is a new media company created by the NFL Players’ Association that hopes to succeed by “leveraging… exclusive group player rights and access to more than 1,800 active players to produce compelling sports-lifestyle content focused on athletes.” This month, a player for the Jets is suggesting to reporters, apropos of not very much, that reporters have too much access to players in the NFL, which is arguably the most restrictive league in professional sports. Also this month, when Kobe Bryant announced his retirement, he didn’t give an exclusive to a reporter who had covered him for years, or to Sports Illustrated, or to anyone. He published it as a personal post on the Player’s Tribune, a first-person platform for athletes founded by Derek Jeter and open to all major sports. (NASCAR? Sure!) The rest of the sports media, again, wrote its stories anyway.

A lot of the handwringing over loss of access strikes me as ludicrous. What's being removed is not really access but "access," that fiction in which a person of interest pretends to give something so a writer can pretend to critically evaluate the thing the person of interest said. When Rasheed Wallace blew that fiction up a lot of people got really mad:

And I guess if your job consists of surrounding the things that other people said with some sentences to link them together that would be a… actually, wait. "Both teams played hard" makes your job easy. Getting mad at that is not about whether your ability to do your job has been compromised, it's getting mad at Rasheed Wallace for yanking away the curtain on the City Animals presser you've been having for decades.

Back when MGoBlog stuck its toe into the access pool it felt like a trap. It still feels like a trap, because if someone gives you something they can take it away. Relying on access is like relying on Twitter's API—you can make the best third-party client in the world but Twitter's going to pick a winner and then you're going to die if you're not that winner. Then Twitter's going to buy that winner because if they're picking a winner, Twitter seems like a pretty good one.

So we have access, but we don't rely on it. Of late Adam's gotten some one on one time at media availabilities and used it to get some interesting stuff. We'd miss it if it was gone. But it wouldn't kill us.

If you are in business with someone who can kill you with no repercussions to themselves, you are on death row. Some people figure this out and go become lawyers. Some don't.

Michigan, and colleges in general, are less likely to cut people off like the NFL is definitely, definitely going to do in the near future. They are (mostly) public institutions with a point of view on press freedoms (sort of) subject to FOIA. But that doesn't change the fundamental law content in the internet age: be the quote, not the quoter.

Etc.: A list of all the weird and unfortunate things that happened while Cody Kessler was at USC is a very long list. Chad Catt looked pretty good in the second half of the Saturday Wisconsin game. Doyle is sweaty.

Comments

JeepinBen

December 8th, 2015 at 2:39 PM ^

This is great advice and a hell of a line.

If you are in business with someone who can kill you with no repercussions to themselves, you are on death row.

 

Reminds me of Saban's advice to his team:

 

“At this point Saban paused and shuffled on his feet. The color had risen in his face. His players had no idea what to expect next.” “‘Ultimately, you never want to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than you do,’ he said, ‘So, ultimately, if I’m ever going to sleep around on Miss Terry, it’s going to be with Hillary Fucking Rodham Clinton.'”

 

alum96

December 8th, 2015 at 2:42 PM ^

I read on the twitter it was not even hours... it was 64 minutes that the bowl sold out.  Which I guess it technicaly hours (1 hour plus 4 minutes).

Looks like Henry is the only guy we have to wait on.

Sac Fly

December 8th, 2015 at 5:12 PM ^

Zach takes a huge amount of blame, but I'm not sure it's deserving. I mean, when your defenseman let guys rip shots at your goaltender from 5-7 feet out, half a dozen times a game for years straight at some point the defensemen have to take the blame. It's like the Oilers. Their defense stinks, and it has for years but instead of trying to upgrade they keep trying new goalies.

jmblue

December 8th, 2015 at 3:12 PM ^

 

Every participant in the sports economy—franchise owners, athletes, programming networks, cable companies, and even the fans themselves—have benefitted from this broadband version of the hide-the-ball trick. 

 

Subject-verb disagreement arrgh.

Jonesy

December 8th, 2015 at 5:11 PM ^

Sypniewski's response to Butt's tweet is pretty funny.

 

The B1G has already got the cable money from adding Rutgers and Maryland right?  Maybe theyre forcing the Big 12 to expand to get the championship game in order to pawn off Rutgers and Maryland on them.  Yes, please.

MonkeyMan

December 8th, 2015 at 5:51 PM ^

"That big fat $100 average household cable bill that everyone pays has served as a siphoning conduit of cash forcibly flowing from fan and uninterested non-fan alike.

The brazen economics of modern sports are being revealed and dismantled by the Internet, and the coming fumble-pile of desperate industry participants should make for some great viewing. That’ll be bad news for $30 million-a-year over-the-hill third basemen, the greater foolswho pay them, and the unknowingly subsidized superfans who love them."

I think we will look back at these days as peak salary for sports.

There is only so much you can squeeze out of people and once the non-sports fans can bail from paying for ESPN there are not enough paying fans left to sustain the salaries being earned these days for coaches, players, etc.

About time everybody came back down to earth. But it will be hard on later  coaches and players to accept lowered pay- they will rebel against it and envy those who cashed in during the glory years.

look up see blue

December 8th, 2015 at 7:18 PM ^

About time everybody came back down to earth. But it will be hard on later coaches and players to accept lowered pay- they will rebel against it and envy those who cashed in during the glory years.

If they don't like it, they can work like the rest of us. No one should ever bitch about how much money they make while playing a kids game for a living.

BlueMan80

December 8th, 2015 at 5:55 PM ^

made a difference for me.  After all these years, I've never gone to a bowl game.  When the preorder came out, it gave me a chance to think about it and then plan ahead instead of having to decide right when the bowl game announcement was made.  So, I picked all the Jan. 1 bowls as games I'd go to hoping Michigan would get the Rose or the Citrus.  Citrus it is and for the first time ever, I'm going to a bowl game because Harbaugh!  Booked the Alumni Assoc. tour and took care of the rest today.  Time for some fun in the sun!

Don

December 8th, 2015 at 6:46 PM ^

Once a network's penetration into the American household TV market can be proven to be falling—whether it's ESPN, FoxSports, or some other network—because millions are cutting the cord and unbundling, then advertisers are going to demand lower rates for advertising. And who is that going to impact? The professional leagues and their member franchises, who collectively derive a huge portion of their income from selling advertising time to advertisers. And once ad revenue goes down, those franchises are suddenly going to be up shit creek when it comes to paying the ridiculous salaries they're locked into.

Paradoxically, this could lead to larger numbers of college athletes leaving school long before graduation in hopes of getting onto the professional gravy train before it finally runs off the track.

MBandMarch

December 8th, 2015 at 9:07 PM ^

I was born in Ann Arbor to parents who had season tickets.  You could say I was gestated in maize 'n blue amniotic fluid. 

But I was raised in Cleveland, and so peripherally was a Browns fan.  Indeed, my sorority sister's father had 50yd line seats for us to witness John Elway's "Drive" - a Brown's version of the 2015 MSU play I also witnessed firsthand. 

When the NFL sleazily, indeed fraudulantly (if you were a Maryland taxpayer that is) ripped the Browns out of Cleveland and deposited them in Baltimore over 20 years ago, I, even as I love football, swore to never engage the NFL as an organization again.  For surely, if they could rip the hearts out of faithfuls like Clevelanders, who was immune to their scheming?  And I just refused to participate in the actions of such sleazeballs.

Some who know me question my logical consistantcy when they are faced with my rabid GoBlueocity.  I tell them, "Show me the scenario where the NCAA or any other organization moves the Wolverines from Ann Arbor."

It amazes me to this day how the NFL has bought allegences to teams with such a fickle, brittle, even arbitrary ties to their localities.  I just shake my head in amazement at how we humans have such a tenacious urge to belong to a tribe, what we will do for it (I mean look at the culture of our main rivals!) and how the NFL has done such a glorious job of exploiting it and screwing people over on it at the same time.  A major disintermediation on these folks a la music, travel, even retail, will be glorious.  Now if we could just do the same with the Banksters.....

It's the end of the Big Money world as <the NFL> knows it,

and I feel fine!