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Scientists Unveil 3G Shoelace
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled afternoon to bring you this important science (Science!) update, courtesy of ESPN Sport Science and HT ChuckWood. It has a 15-second Wodka commercial introduction that's worth waiting through. Follow either link for findings such as:
- Denard is like Michael Vick only faster (and with better quarterbacking numbers)
- Denard can get up to 11 mph in four steps
- Denard's top speed is somewhere close to 22 mph
- Denard recreates the G force of a shuttle launch when he cuts.
Denard Robinson is made of dilithium. Science!
December 22nd, 2011 at 4:49 PM | 
Pure Dilithium ...
Pure Dilithium ...
December 23rd, 2011 at 12:19 PM |
I see
I see
this lasting for nones of seconds.
Update/Edit: this was in reply to a douche nozzle whose reply has since been deleted. Carry on.
December 27th, 2011 at 12:44 AM |
I holeheartedly
I holeheartedly
Respect your use of "nozzle" over "bag". Kudos.
December 22nd, 2011 at 4:59 PM |
60%
60%
60% of his passes.....he completes every pass....its science.
My self-esteem is directly related to my MgoPoints.
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:11 PM |
He's so fast..
He's so fast..
He musks up not with Sex Panther, but with Sex Cheetah. (it has real cheetah bits)
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:00 PM |
I love Denard
I love Denard
That is all.
Denard's 2010 was spent redefining what one man can do.
December 23rd, 2011 at 12:10 PM |
I second that emotion.
I second that emotion.
I second that emotion.
"gonna twist the cap off a green lizard" - Jim "Mad Dog" Mandich
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:03 PM |
Perhaps...
Perhaps...
Next February they do a core sample to find a solution to this energy crisis of ours...
December 22nd, 2011 at 6:45 PM |
GM fuel cell research has
GM fuel cell research has
GM fuel cell research has found that just 1g of his dread clippings will power a Chevy Suburban for over 700 miles.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
December 22nd, 2011 at 8:16 PM |
ARGH
ARGH
Abort, Retry, Fail?
December 26th, 2011 at 10:46 AM |
I just
I just
Spit water all over my iPhone. Well done
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:17 PM |
Denard
Denard
I am torn. On the one hand, Denard!!! Most awesome M player in the history of ever, and nice to see him get the hype.
On the other hand, Denard is getting an NFL evaluation. These types of measurables are the type of thing that could go into a very positive evaluation, especially if he is being eveluated as an ATH. I really want Denard to come back next year.
December 22nd, 2011 at 6:01 PM |
Nard isn't going anywhere. He
Nard isn't going anywhere. He
Nard isn't going anywhere. He loves this team too much. He'll be back in 2012.
December 22nd, 2011 at 11:35 PM |
I get the impression that
I get the impression that
I get the impression that he'd have to be almost guaranteed a first round pick to even think about declaring early, and as much as I loves me some Denard, I don't think he's there yet, at any position.
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:17 PM |
It's official
It's official
Sports Science == Fred Jackson.
December 23rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM |
Meet our Scientist:
Meet our Scientist:
December 27th, 2011 at 12:48 AM |
Dilithium burns hotter than that
Dilithium burns hotter than that
Must've been version 1.0, Rick Leach, Steve Smith?
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:20 PM |
Rather than start over
Rather than start over
Why didn't you just front page the post?
Or is that only possible with Diaries, and not posts? (in a technical, computer type manner)
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:34 PM |
I think it was just an effort
I think it was just an effort
I think it was just an effort to use a photo of Bill Nye the Science Guy
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia - but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:52 PM |
I fully support any effort of
I fully support any effort of
I fully support any effort of such nature.
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:36 PM |
Really META but yeah it's
Really META but yeah it's
Really META but yeah it's technically doable but creates problems. There's several things involved:
- The "front page" option that works w/ diaries does not work for these. I would have to bump to a Diary, then do it from there. I can bump a board item to Diaries that has <200 words but I can't edit it or anything without tripping the iron 200-words rule. That means I couldn't FP it from there.
- User tags (which I'd have to post then go back and delete and re-make if I wanted to add). Also there's a problem created by the subcategory "football" on the board gets stories thrown into a deep dark hole.
- Posting time. I'd like the OP to have the rapidity with which he posted preserved, however I waited to let Ace's article sit as the top post for a few hours before posting. To do that i would have to change the posting date (this doesn't happen with FP'ed diaries) or else it would appear under Ace's article.
- Points. You get 100 points for a FP bump but you will lose anything you got for plus/minus. He deserves all the PLUSES for posting. I gave the OP a 200-pt bump as well.
- My images. The easiest way for me to upload images to the server is by publishing in WLive. Obviously I can't do it that way if it's somebody else's post.
- Some people find short things like this annoying. I'd rather they be annoyed with me than with a user who appropriately posted it in on the board.
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:41 PM |
I can do
I can do
11 mph in four steps. Four steps going downstairs with a running start that is.
“Well, I was this close to bringing a sinner to Jesus, and now he is consigned to eternal damnation. I hope that you’re happy.” - Boyd Crowder, Justified
December 23rd, 2011 at 12:45 AM |
me too
me too
but by step five I'm body surfing headlong down said staircase.
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:44 PM |
shuttle launch is a terrible comparison
shuttle launch is a terrible comparison
Astronauts experience 3 g's for minutes, Denard experiences them for a fraction of a second. A better comparison of how that g-force feels would be how anybody feels at the bottom of a rollercoaster, 3-4g's for a very brief instant of time.
He's still one of the only people that can do that though, so I guess astronaut/Space Bitches comparison is valid.
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:52 PM |
I just thought.....
I just thought.....
I saw Denard run by being chased by a cheetah, Oh, Uhh....nevermind!
"I walked straight up to that cat with the (osu) jersey on and told him to get out of my house! Right as I mushed him in the head." THIS IS MICHIGAN!
December 22nd, 2011 at 10:26 PM |
nope
nope
Other way around - that was Denard chasing a cheetah. It's one of his favorite games when he has free time . . .
"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:55 PM |
Denard is what happens when
Denard is what happens when
Denard is what happens when you level up to 100 in acrobatics skills. It breaks the game.
/nerd
December 22nd, 2011 at 6:03 PM |
so, hes some type of chimera
so, hes some type of chimera
Like, arian foster, crossed with mike vick, only a better qb, and also a space shuttle?
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December 22nd, 2011 at 6:04 PM |
so, hes some type of chimera
so, hes some type of chimera
Like, arian foster, crossed with mike vick, only a better qb, and also a space shuttle?
www.get2formaizenblue.blogspot.com
For all of your obscure college wrestling blog needs
December 22nd, 2011 at 6:04 PM |
so, hes some type of chimera
so, hes some type of chimera
Like, arian foster, crossed with mike vick, only a better qb, and also a space shuttle?
www.get2formaizenblue.blogspot.com
For all of your obscure college wrestling blog needs
December 22nd, 2011 at 8:18 PM |
ONE MO TIME!
ONE MO TIME!
ONE MO TIME!
Abort, Retry, Fail?
December 22nd, 2011 at 6:04 PM |
so, hes some type of chimera
so, hes some type of chimera
Like, arian foster, crossed with mike vick, only a better qb, and also a space shuttle?
www.get2formaizenblue.blogspot.com
For all of your obscure college wrestling blog needs
December 22nd, 2011 at 6:30 PM |
Quadruple Post!!!
Quadruple Post!!!
Quadruple Post!!!
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:11 AM |
Really?
Really?
You don't say!!
December 22nd, 2011 at 7:12 PM |
SHOELACE
SHOELACE
is awesome! We all think he is coming back right? After another off-season and spring ball and the practice time before the season that will only help him more.He will have a chance to be drafted in the first round. He has already out peformed micheal vick in college. He needs to work on his accuracy and gain some weight.
December 22nd, 2011 at 7:43 PM |
First Round?
First Round?
Not sure if serious, but ... no.
"Better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football" -- John Heisman
December 22nd, 2011 at 8:04 PM |
Incredible ankles
Incredible ankles
There was a book by a physicist a few years ago (The Physics of Football) which also noted the tremendous forces at work when runners cut and change directions. Barry Sanders was the example used in the book and he and Denard must have incredibly strong ankle ligaments and be very fit to withstand the sudden stops and shifts. It isn't just a linear 2-3+ G accleration. It is going from +1-2 to 0 and then 2-3 in the opposite direction.
December 22nd, 2011 at 8:18 PM |
I love Sports Science.
I love Sports Science.
I love Sports Science. Impressive stuff
December 22nd, 2011 at 8:53 PM |
So he's
So he's
Like, arian foster, crossed with mike vick, only a better qb, and also a space shuttle?
December 22nd, 2011 at 11:47 PM |
Just don't put your ballsack
Just don't put your ballsack
Just don't put your ballsack on his drumset like Shafer did to RRs and also Erik Magnuson is Josh Garnetts 'boo'....
....and on other posts on MGoBlog
/spent alot of time on here today
December 23rd, 2011 at 5:19 PM |
I hear the tide is finally
I hear the tide is finally
I hear the tide is finally turning at NASA. I never thought I'd see the day that Craig James would be killing hookers like hotcakes.
December 22nd, 2011 at 10:10 PM |
Russkij Standart
Russkij Standart
now that's good wodka
December 22nd, 2011 at 10:53 PM |
I posted this last year. It's worth a repeat . . .
I posted this last year. It's worth a repeat . . .
Denard is so fast . . . he watches 60 Minutes in half an hour.
Denard is so fast . . . he can turn out the lights and be in bed before it's dark.
Denard is so fast . . . he got a speeding ticket on I-94. He was walking.
Denard is so fast . . . he leaves a vapor trail on cold days.
Denard is so fast . . . he bends time. He graduates in 1997.
Denard is so fast . . . they had to use high-speed film to take his class picture.
Denard is so fast . . . he has to use his dreadlocks as a parachute to slow down.
Denard is so fast . . . he catches rabbits during lunch. In Australia.
Denard is so fast . . . scientists measure the distance between stars in Denard-years.
Denard is so fast . . . he gives Usain Bolt a 90 meter head start in the 100 meters.
Denard is so fast . . . when he was a baby he broke the sound barrier learning to crawl.
Denard is so fast . . . you can tell how far away he is by counting the seconds until you hear thunder.
Denard is so fast . . . Cheetahs teach their young how to hunt by watching video of Denard.
Denard is so fast . . . he won the Indy 500. Without a car.
Denard is so fast . . . it takes light 8 minutes to reach the earth from the sun. Denard can do it in 4.
Denard is so fast . . . by the time you hear "Hike", he's already in the end zone.
Denard is so fast . . . [Your turn].
M'Dog
December 22nd, 2011 at 11:27 PM |
Denard is so fast . . . He
Denard is so fast . . . He
Denard is so fast . . . He read your entire post before he got bored.
Just kidding, I like you.
Special Teams means special times!
December 22nd, 2011 at 11:55 PM |
The arc of the dilithium time
The arc of the dilithium time
The arc of the dilithium time bend has an odd correlation to the year 1997. Denard played several series for the national championship team as an all-around. Also there is some speculation that the "tacopants" phenomenon is actually an echo in the space/time continuum, a side effect of bending time.
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:01 AM |
Denard so fast
Denard so fast
Denard's so fast... he can catch his own passes
Denard's so fast... he goes home to Deerfield Beach for Sunday Dinner
Denard's so fast... he outran the neutrinos at CERN
Denard's so fast... he can watch the sunset for hours at a time
Denard's so fast... he (like the space shuttle) can escape the gravitational pull of Charlie Weis
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
December 23rd, 2011 at 9:13 AM |
The bartender says "we don't
The bartender says "we don't
The bartender says "we don't allow faster than light objects in this establishment."
Denard Robinson walks into a bar.
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
December 23rd, 2011 at 9:26 AM |
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"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
December 23rd, 2011 at 1:19 AM |
I am currently not a fan of
I am currently not a fan of
I am currently not a fan of any NFL team. Actually, I never have been, but I will be a fan of the team that Denard goes to.
Professor X is our defensive coordinator.
December 23rd, 2011 at 11:47 AM |
Same here
Same here
I'm not really a huge fan of any NFL teams... whenever I'm watching a game I tend to root for the team with the most Wolverines on it. But I have a feeling Denard's team will be my new favorite team.
that is what they should have found out.