Evolution of a Buckeye Loss (from the perspective of fans)... Enjoy!

Submitted by Libertine on

Quotes taken from Buckeye fans on Bucknuts' "Around the 'Shoe"

 

Let's go Bucks!!!

Wooooo!!!!

Pick bitches!!!!

Throw the ball down the field

Can't afford to piss away a good chance to put points on the board. Clemson isn't fooled by QB run right and QB run left.

But if we score only 7 points this half, our offense is awesome.

This conservative O game plan already worries me

If they're gonna run JT all night it's not gonna end well. The whole world sees it coming.

Offense needs to wake the hell up. They've pissed they're first two series away

Great kickoff return. Let's see if they can take advantage of it.

This offense dammit

We do not look like we have practiced offensively in the past month. SMH

Retarded play calling

have they tried to even run weber yet?

Paging Mike Weber

throw the fucking ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking mother fucker Cocksucker

We're lucky it's only 3-0

I hate to say it but I get the feeling this game will be over by halftime.

We're being out coached.

Is Weber injured?

Who is Weber? Oh, nvm, he's a running back. We all know they only give the ball to the RBs about ten times a game.

I took a shit and that play was still developing

Running circles around the OSU staff.

Catch the punt. Our punt return us terrible!

This offense and coaches has not a clue

Maybe we should let our RUNNING BACK try.

Weber gained over 1000 yards right?

Maybe Weber can have a carry?

I am so pissed. Why pass on 2nd and 2. Why not run Weber.

Watson mom is a whore.

Fucking pussy call fucking pussies

1 fucking carry for Weber and it was for 6 yards. God damn preschoolers on our coaching staff

How far we have fallen.

Beer lots of beer

Weber has average speed, average power, cant catch. Got tackled in open space by the smallest Clemson DB.

Fuck this. (Weber fumble)

Fucking pussy ass horse shit. (Weber fumble)

Fuck the offense. Fuck all of them. (Weber fumble)

Get that piece of shit Weber out of there. You can't hold the ball? Sit on the sideline and hold your jock, bitch.

Lateral plays are worthless and for pussies.

Why do they run plays where they always lose yards. I'm literally baffled

Um fuck8ng retards wtf are u calling

I hate that stupid Gatorade commercial.

10 million dollar staff fuck you

Just punt on first down.

I'm glad I'm not a coach. I'd beat my players for being that stupid.

And that's why his daddy left him.

Urban, punch a Clemson player! As is tradition.

If Joey Bosa is in attendance, time for Urban to send him up in the box and curb stomp Warriner and Beck

The WORST part of this most embarrassing loss is I have to go to work and face Ped State and ttun alumni.

I'm embarrassed. Fuck Urban Meyer.

"The band hasn't quit". Best quote of the night.

OSU's offense has joined the list of 2016 celebrity deaths

These damn coaches need to be shot.

We need to recruit better, I lnow this class is highly rated but we are not on Bama or Clemson's level. Urban has been bitched slap.

Can't wait to hear the excuses from Urbs.

What worries me is whether Urban's OSU peaked in 2014.

I can't stomach Herbie anymore the fucker is the most fake Buckeye I have ever heard

Even ttun was competitive, effing hell.

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snarling wolverine

January 1st, 2017 at 12:51 AM ^

In regulation time, OSU scored 17, 10 and 0 offensive points in the last three games of the season (MSU, UM, Clemson).  Seems teams caught on to the fact that they were a one-man offense.  It just sucks that our own offense kept them in the game.

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TheRonimal

January 1st, 2017 at 1:18 AM ^

Me and my sparty friend were talking about his a while ago. Seems like teams have figured them out for the most part. If they don't have an amazing RB it's tough for them. Not that Weber is bad, but he's no elliot. Plus they don't have a good pass game. We've noticed they don't seem to adjust anything. They just keep trying to do their stuff and it doesn't work.



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The Fan in Fargo

January 1st, 2017 at 12:02 PM ^

Right, because in 50 years when young kids look on the internet to see the all time record, they will be assured to read the part where it says that the past 15 years are the only ones that count in the history of the rivalry. Think about it slick. When Michigan has their stretch run in the series, I'm not going to sit here and say Michigan has won the last 10 like a dumbass clown. I'm going to state the overall record in the series to let people know who has always been the best. I always say it's a damn good thing Michigan didn' t keep owning them candy asses because that all time series record would be looking pretty bad about now. Michigan would've had to find a new rival. If Michigan had won 10 of the past 15, the seris would be 68-43-6 I believe. Think how suicidal that fan base would be. 

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The Oracle

January 1st, 2017 at 1:48 AM ^

OSU fans cursing Meyer makes even less sense than Michigan fans ripping Harbaugh. but it's fun to read.

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Ghost of Hoke

January 1st, 2017 at 2:12 AM ^

It actually makes makes more sense. Offense is Meyers speciality he's supposed to be a genius and one of the top offensive coaches in the game. But they've been pretty bad offensively since Herman left. They also recruit at the highest level but can still barely complete a pass.

Once Harbaugh has his QB in place it's game over. Hokes complete failure at recruiting the position will continue to hold the team back from being elite.



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huntmich

January 1st, 2017 at 3:56 AM ^

What's really holding the team back right now is an offensive line. If speight wasn't getting constant pressure against FSU, we win. If the o line makes any holes to run through against OSU, we win. If the o line prevents speight from getting injured against fucking Iowa, we win.

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AmayzNblue

January 1st, 2017 at 9:42 AM ^

This is very true. Speight had to throw at least 1-2 beats before he was ready against FSU. The Oline has been really bad against decent opponents: OSU, Iowa, FSU.

Not sure how they did well against PSU, but somehow they managed to put a decent game together



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bronxblue

January 1st, 2017 at 8:17 AM ^

Meyer always felt a bit like a hired gun. He won at OSU so everyone was happy, but I can totally see them turning on him when the wins stop. I mean, this game shouldn't change anything, but Meyer being from the state and being a GA for a year doesn't make him a native son.

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Njia

January 1st, 2017 at 9:09 AM ^

Like any new system (whether on O or D) it takes opponents a little time to figure out, so a coach like Urban (or Rich Rod) will be very successful for a while, especially given the loaded roster he walked into at OSU. But opponents' coaches are also smart, experienced, and capable of figuring out how to counter scheme. If they are also able to attract good players or already have them, they can and will win with increasing frequency.

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GOBLUE4EVR

January 1st, 2017 at 11:29 AM ^

really thinking about how successful has RichRod been without Slaton and White as his QB/RB tandem??? at least urbz has been able to make his offense work with whatever QB and running back he has...

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I dumped the Dope

January 1st, 2017 at 12:00 PM ^

It seems like he rarely talks to other assistants, rarely engages with players, just is talking to whoever is on the other end of his headset, pacing when the cards are down.  I did see him give a fist bump to Samuel at one point and that was quite amazing.

Almost all other coaches seem engaged with their teams during the game.

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GoBlueBorderBattle

January 1st, 2017 at 2:18 AM ^

This loss could put them in a tailspin. I truly believe they were still riding the 2014 NC wave. OSU thought they were elite. Most sane fans saw they weren't. This loss was a smack back to reality. They were PLACED in the playoffs, they did not earn their spot. The committee wanted them in and the B1G wanted them in. Well this is what you get. A low quality, lopsided playoff game. This is the loss that is the beginning of the end. They'll go 9-3 next year and it'll stay like that until Urbz quits/gets fired due to the pressure from the most obnoxious and unrealistic fans in the country.

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Hard-Baughlls

January 1st, 2017 at 2:59 AM ^

Their recruiting is elite, but their program trajectory is down.  Meyer has never developed a passing QB, and the one dimensional offense will not beat elite defenses.

They were gifted the game against us this year, and Harbaugh hasn't even hit full stride yet with this program. 

Once Harbaugh gets his O-line and a QB in his system for 2-3 years, Urban will be running his stale system into the ground.

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BursleyBaitsBus

January 1st, 2017 at 4:49 AM ^

The mental gymnastics are hilarious. Urban Meyer is the best coach in college football save Saban. Osu over performed given their youth this year. Michigan fans have no room to laugh considering Harbaugh has an empty shelf compared to Meyer.

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UMForLife

January 1st, 2017 at 9:42 AM ^

They lost to MSU last year with Elliot. You see what he is doing at Dallas. That is what head. And he couldn't go to the playoffs. MSU was obliterated by AL. This year he squeaked in because of many controversial calls and decisions. He got clobbered. Don't know if he is the second best coach.

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Njia

January 1st, 2017 at 8:07 AM ^

Turnovers cost us The Game this year. Because of them, it seemed we tried to put away our scoring O in order to limit opportunities for turnovers. It let the Buckeyes off the mat, and they made us pay for it. By the time we reached overtime, thr D was gassed.

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Perkis-Size Me

January 1st, 2017 at 9:59 AM ^

How is their program on a downward trajectory? They made the playoffs in a down year for them with a bunch of freshman and sophomores playing. I would kill to have that.

Meyer and that team are not going anywhere. And I guess you don't remember that one dimensional offense throttling Alabama in the Sugar Bowl two years ago? They weren't title worthy this year, but they're not going anywhere. Especially with pulling in one of the all time great classes like they're about to.



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