Harbaugh

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Harbaugh? Harbaugh. Harbaugh. Harbaugh. Harbaugh. Harbaugh; Harbaugh!

Harbaugh. Harbaugh harbaugh. Harbaugh, Harbaugh -- harbaugh, harbaugh, definitely harbaugh -- Harbaugh!!

HARBAUGH.

HAR-BAUGH.

H A R B A U G H.

harbaugh.

So, Harbaugh? Harbaugh. 

Graphical Harbaugh:

Harbaugh!

H. A. R. B. A. U. G. H.

H to the A to the R to the B to the A to the U to the G to the H.

H - Ar - B - Aw.

Leaders eat last. Harbaugh eats leaders.

Go Blue? Har Baugh!

Pictorial Harbaugh:

One side: HARRRRR!!

The other side: BAUGHHHHHHH!!

"Hey Honey, did you put out the Harbaugh?"

Other coaching options:

  • Mullen: No! Reason: Not Harbaugh.
  • Mora: No! Reason: Not Harbaugh.
  • Stoops: No! Reason: Not Harbaugh.
  • Schiano: Just no. Also, Not Harbaugh.

Coach 300 years from now: Harbaugh H. Harbaugh the 8th.

sport selected for this thread: "other". Why? No choice of "Harbaugh".

Stewardess: "We had a choice of chicken or fish." 
Funny man: "Ah yes, I had the Harbaugh."

Basketball loses to NJIT. Reaction: Harbaugh?

I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have never gone to Harbaugh.
 
Is Brian Harbaugh? 
Is Harbaugh Brian?

Summarizing:

  • Body language.
  • Hackett smokescreen.
  • Wait until 28th.
  • Niners collapse.
  • ItsHappening.gif
  • In before delete.
  • Harbaugh.

And this, my friends, is what I've been reduced to. Discuss.

Mocha Cub

December 9th, 2014 at 1:12 AM ^

Don't be jealous that you're not getting the same love in the coaching search and that, if you were hired, the entire fanbase would go nuclear. It's not you, it's us. You'll find that special coaching position some day when you're least expecting it. The type of coaching position that will make you forget all about the J. Ira and Nicki Harris Family Head Football Coach at University of Michigan.

Ryno2317

December 9th, 2014 at 1:17 AM ^

Basically refutes the notion that Harbaugh told Michigan he wants to remain in the NFL.  Said that he knows for a fact Harbaugh is interested int he job.  Moreover, although Bacon did not say this, I firmly believe that even if he doesn't end up with us, he will not end up in Oakland as that entire franchise has been a joke for a long, long time.  Ever since the start of all this I thought Harbaugh was not coming here, however, when people started floating the Oakland shit, I began to get more and more confident that Hackett is going to pull this off.  It is either a smokescreen or -- if Harbaugh actually goes there -- he is not the Harbaugh I thought he was.