LSU insider certain B Kelly would come to M if Harbaugh leaves for NFL (i.e. no clue what he's talking about)
Slow news day so thought this would be good for a laugh and reminder most insiders don't know ANYTHING:
LSU insider says IF Harbaugh goes to the NFL and IF Michigan offers Kelly, is certain that purple face fam-uh-lee values BK will come to Michigan. Kelly did state that he intends to end his career at LSU.
More for fun than to be taken at all seriously!
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:20 PM ^
A rare Christmas trick or treat, like The Nightmare Before Christmas only dumb and bad. It's a trick to boost clicks. This will never happen.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:22 PM ^
As a coordinator behind Moore right?
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:22 PM ^
Ridiculous. But honestly we should welcome it
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:57 PM ^
I hope you forgot /s
December 23rd, 2023 at 10:04 PM ^
I didn't. I know we govern things by feelings here, but you could do a lot worse. He knows what he's doing
December 23rd, 2023 at 10:11 PM ^
That's not the compliment you think it is.
December 23rd, 2023 at 10:56 PM ^
He’d basically be like Harbaugh from 2015-2020. Lose 3 games every year at least, probably more with Oregon now in the conference, have no shot at a national title, never beat OSU, run off numerous decent people, and the entire staff would leave. On top of being a completely fake person who’s a complete ass and showed zero remorse when a kid died because of his stupidity. Among numerous other things. How he ever lasted at Notre Dame I do not know, but he’s not a fit at Michigan. Possibly Ohio State or Penn State. In fact, he would be the perfect replacement for Franklin in 2 years. LSU is going to fire him and Penn State will probably do the same with Franklin. Maybe they can trade coaches.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:22 PM ^
Oh, no he wouldn't. Do. not. want.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:26 PM ^
Would not be a bad hire. He does seem like he is a good recruiter.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:34 PM ^
Give me bags, I'll out recruit him
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:36 PM ^
Give me some viagra and I'll do the purple head.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:30 PM ^
If there is a long, long, long list for possible replacements for JH, I can’t image ole’ purple face is on it.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:30 PM ^
Please NO!!!
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:33 PM ^
Kelly's agent is the LSU insider and he's looking out for his own and his client's wallet.
And the thought of Michigan hiring a man to coach here who is responsible for killing a student is laughable,
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:35 PM ^
I'd be as excited about that as I would Izzo coming to coach basketball. Which is to say, I'd have more time on my hands to do other things than watch Michigan football and basketball.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:03 PM ^
Izzo coming here would cause me to....
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:39 PM ^
To not offer Sherrone Moore would be ass...
December 24th, 2023 at 12:29 AM ^
LSU Insider: "Who's Sherrone Moore?" (tries to Google him)
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:47 PM ^
LoL. Talk about harassment from NCAA. He wouldn't last a day month at UM with a laser focus NCAA hounding him.
Harbaugh is not leaving anyway.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:48 PM ^
Talk about overrated coaches getting PAID despite repeatedly hitting their ceiling...
RichRod and Hoke won September championships beating his teams. But he's got to be worried about the LSU folks firing him, what with not bringing home titles to LSU.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:04 PM ^
Sort of like this guy....
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:50 PM ^
Prob wants new contract so throwing shit against the wall..or maybe realizes he doesnt fit there
IF, JH leaves:
1Deboer
2.Fisch
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:57 PM ^
Sherrone Moore would absolutely get the job, right or wrong.
This is a silly conversation. The guy won 4 games as HC this year and beat PSU and OSU.
There is a 0% chance it would be anyone else.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:03 PM ^
Kelly is a terrible coach, why would anyone want him?
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:14 PM ^
It’s probably what Warde would do, but winning 4 games (as massive as 2 of them were) is a hell of a lot different than actually running your own program. Michigan would be stupid to not kick the tires on DeBoer and Fisch.
December 23rd, 2023 at 10:59 PM ^
The idea that Moore should automatically be anointed as Harbaugh’s successor reminds me of the argument that McNamara should remain the QB over the far more talented McCarthy because he played the position when they beat OSU.
December 23rd, 2023 at 11:36 PM ^
I agree. Pick the best option. Don’t be incestuous. But it’s certainly possible Moore is the best guy.
December 24th, 2023 at 4:32 AM ^
No one said he should be automatically anointed.
I HATE HC in waiting designations.
That said, I understand the world we live in and there is a 0% chance he doesn't get that job if Michigan stays on top and he's not involved with anything scandal related.
That has nothing to do with what I want or think is right.
December 24th, 2023 at 10:00 AM ^
Except that nobody made that comment. Well, maybe Cade did. But nobody else...
December 23rd, 2023 at 10:55 PM ^
He won zero games as the HC, because he wasn’t the HC. He made decisions on game day. Harbaugh ran the show. If the chances are 0% it would be anyone else, the decision makers aren’t very bright. A program like Michigan’s should never automatically jump to someone who’s never done the job without considering other options.
December 23rd, 2023 at 10:58 PM ^
Right. Established coaches like Hoke and Rich Rod? Gimme a break. Harbaugh sees a lot in Moore. I bet he knows a thing or two.
December 24th, 2023 at 4:37 AM ^
You admit he's won 4 *Games* as head coach and still make the point you're trying to make.
Think about what you just said in a literal sense. You just said he won zero *GAMES*...he was just the head coach on *GAMEDAY*
That's how you win games! On GAMEDAY!
Now does winning games mean he can run a program? I don't know, but what you said was, just stupid.
...and again, I'm not saying he *should*, I'm saying there is no chance that if things stay the course (and/or improve with a national championship)...there is a 0% chance he's not the next head coach.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:55 PM ^
Fuck no.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:58 PM ^
Sherrone
Minter
Jedd Fisch
No purple face.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:02 PM ^
Emphasis on "end". Dance off maybe?
Didn't Spielberg make a movie about him?
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:03 PM ^
That would be one way to kill the culture of this program.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:10 PM ^
Dafuq?
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:13 PM ^
Hard pass
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:16 PM ^
I'm not buying this. He knows how Michigan works and he knows how LSU works. He is not leaving the wild West to be doing things with both arms tired behind your back. It's basically the reason he left ND
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:25 PM ^
Shit post. You should feel bad. Hot dogshit dude.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:27 PM ^
Brian Kelly can munch on my dingleberries.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:34 PM ^
nobody - not me, not you, not even the “insider” - believes a single word of this shit. no reason to amplify it.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:48 PM ^
All things being equal, no connections or loyalties, is UM a better job for a big name coach than is LSU? Seems like LSU or any high level SEC program has much bigger bags and lower academic standards. It should be easier to be successful there than in Ann Arbor.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:55 PM ^
I mean, he is right that Kelly would likely jump ship to Michigan if offered. But there is zero in a million universes where Michigan offers purple face and Kelly knows that too.
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:01 PM ^
It’s April 1st already?🤣
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:09 PM ^
Subtraction by addition.
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:18 PM ^
Hard pass.
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:32 PM ^
LSU ‘insider’ thinks other schools covet their creepy, purple faced coach? Who finished 3rd in the divison? I mean, the MSU job WAS open. .
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:38 PM ^
I have no doubt that Lord Purpleface would come to Michigan, but that isn’t really the question is it?
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:42 PM ^
Thanks, dude, I’m good.