If you were Penn State would you take KJ Costello? In a heartbeat. In a friggin' heartbeat. And you tell Clifford sorry dude you're going to have to wait.

Yay Duncan I love Duncan—Duncan why didn't you shoot 60% here

Michigan doesn't take the rivalry as serious as Ohio State and you see the results on the field.

Didn't one Michigan State fan ask you to do a weird sexual act once?

Well your numbers are stupid

He's getting interfered with more than anyone in the country except Ahmad Wagner, who you might remember playing for Iowa basketball, who's now at Kentucky, and he has a similar kind of profile of like: "why aren't you throwing to him?" Well Kentucky isn't throwing to him because their quarterback is now Lynn Bowden who is basically a single-wing fullback. Michigan doesn't have as good as an explanation for why Nico Collins only has 47 targets this deep into the season.

It's like the Clay Davis: I'll take any m'f'er's yards if they're giving them to me.

We should be Brian's banner ad instead of the dumbass Pitbull thing he had on there.

I finally feel like I'm getting the respect I deserve at this radio station

I don't want to talk about what can make this team better because I don't want to have hope.