Spuds McKenzie, except instead of a small drunk dog he's a generational TE talent 

the "trouble spot" on offense has "two draftable seniors" 

i project this position group will be good

meditate thyself into Tom Brady but fast plz 

I want them to win for them, not me. Also me. 

If they win the West I will wear a shirt that says "I am a Bert-liever"

Aw, man, they made Part 2 a musical episode. I hate those.

We're playing "Remember Some Dudes" with just one guy.

you didn't read about these teams on The Enemy, Ranked

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