They're like a John L. Smith team without the talent

another QB who greatly limits his offense

nothing's going to happen at the MSU game 

We're running dogies in the endzone. 

I've been fighting for your honor but you wouldn't understand.

Windbacks.

I already tried the cut-and-paste column gambit. 

"He would dominate at corn mazes."

By order of the King, the city must empty. We make for the refuge of Helm's Deep.

7-0 for the third straight season