Super WAAAY OT: Nike ID Cleats
My son is ordering some Nike ID Cleats today. You can add a word on the back of heel(sIx letters or numbers, no spec characters) I figured before we submitted the order Id see if this bunch of goofy a-holes could help us come up with anything clever. He plays QB and DB. Here are some things we've come up with-
TEAM FIRST
D WINS
TOSSIN BOMBS
DOIN WORK
LUV 2 WORK
YER 2 SLOW
WORKIN HARDER
U GOT WORKED
THROWIN DIMES
Shut Down
Audible This
Too Fast
That Hurt
Jump Ball
Ima Beast
Wide Right...?
Lol omg
Face Fucked
Jail Brake
Twerk Njerk
Tea Bag
Too sick
Ranch Dip
Tooth Brush
Bed time
Prozac Datboy
Datboy fresh,fast,smooth,sick,lonely
Dont Neg
Mgo Nation
Poop ondem
Thisis funny
Busch Light
might work.
or for the secular among us: Work Hard
Lil' Flip
#HA - LOL
Bro - Migo
Your - Mom
Deez - Nuts
On - Duty
69'd - Ur Mom
Untied
Shake n bake
No - Homo
LEGEN
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DARY
OTHER BACK OF OTHER SHOE
Buckle up
Ham vault
Pork sleeve
Beef pad
Bean dip (for the vegans)
Pig safe
Vagina
GRABIR BOUBI
5 Star Big Ten Going Places Non MAC Div One Recrut Able Colge Bound IH8 ST8 & Mutha Luva
UrMom LuvsMe
Sparty Blows
Imthe Threat
DONKEY PUNCHR
I played against Ty Isaac this past year and he had a pair of cleats and on the back it read "Too" on the left cleat and "Easy" on the right cleat. He also had another pair of cleats that read "Still" on the left cleat and "Easy" on the right cleat.
STAEE
I'm not in to trash talking with my footwear. How about putting the name of the school, the name of the mascot, or the team's colors. Or how about his uniform #.
SEXY REXY
GOIN DEEP
GOTTA UNLSH
UNLSH DRAGON
Serious One: EAT MY DUST
Not so serious Ones:
IMA BALLER (kudos to SEC recruiting Memes)
ERMA GHERD
SPARTY NOOOOO
BURNIN COUCHES (Ode To MSU)
DERRIK GREEN (misspelled I know, but need to get under the 6-char limit)
STAEE NO$U
or MILF HUNTER?
No Homo.
LOVE GUN
DR HAM
O H Oh No