More Schadenfreude from Week 6

Submitted by MGoRob on

I ventured over to an Alabama blog "Roll 'Bama Roll" to get an extra dose of Schadenfreude when I found they had compiled some reactions from fans from Alabama, Miami, Florida, and Michigan

Link:

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2010/10/12/1742155/its-meltdown-time#storyj…

Some of the better quotes:

Bama

I HATE THAT WE'RE GETTING F***** BY COCKS

just pulled out the 357 Magnum. Anybody got a drop cloth? I just retiled my floor and would hate to get it dirty.

Maybe McElwain put money on Denard Robinson winning the Heisman. That'd explain the playcalling.

Yeah, f**** Ingram, I mean really, why would you ever give the ball to Heisman Trophy winner anyway? I'd definitely put the game in the hands of Opie. You know he hasn't lost since 8th grade, right? Tell 'em 'bout it McElwain.

Miami

So, what third-tier bowl destination will I not be making the trip to this season?

I liked UM a lot better when the players were thugs. If I wanted this gentlemen s**** I'd watch golf.

Florida

Urban Meyer is now 3-3 vs. the dumbest coach in America

Fire Urban Meyer. I don't care. How do you bring the house on a 53 yard FG?

Is the plan for our coaching staff to turn us into the new Ole Miss where we sit around 40 f******* years later talking about Tebow?

Michigan

If Notre Dame invented that whole thing called the forward pass, maybe we should invent something called a tackle.

By the end of this season RR will be 0-12 combined against MSU, Illinois, Penn State, and Ohio State. F**** my life.

The CEO of General Motors. What is jobs that Rich Rod is more qualified for than the Michigan head coaching job, Alex?

RichRod couldn't even beat a f******* heart attack patient at home. Unless the rest of the schedule is filled with cancer patients, we're screwed

F*** you, I say good for MSU that they are winning. Its about damn time somebody in this s***hole state started being good at something

I had to edit some of the quotes as they were a little language heavy.  But I thought this would be good for a laugh or two

willywill9

October 12th, 2010 at 6:30 PM ^

Alabama comments were pretty funny, but really it's going to be a crappy long week until Saturday.  The M section makes me wonder if I really do have all that much in common with most M fans.  Do most Michigan fans really feel this way?  I don't know any personally that are that outrageous.

Tater

October 12th, 2010 at 6:41 PM ^

The Michigan comments do bring up an interesting question: how large is the segment of the fanbase that looks like they belong in RCMB? For that matter, how many of the anti-RR posters are Michigan fans, and how many are MSU or OSU fans who are really scared at the idea of RR staying at Michigan long enough to get a foothold?

Posts like those make me appreciate a place like mgoblog, where the kinds of posts that make RCMB RCMB are not allowed.

Mitch Cumstein

October 12th, 2010 at 6:44 PM ^

how many are MSU or OSU fans who are really scared at the idea of RR staying at Michigan long enough to get a foothold?
I really don't think there are many of these people at all. I have a couple OSU friends and a lot of MSU friends and they think RR is a clown. They compare him to Weis. I'm pretty sure they want him to be here a long time (based on their thinking of course). Hopefully their wish comes true in the form of many many losses for them.

Blue Bunny Friday

October 12th, 2010 at 6:46 PM ^

I didn't see this posted anywhere here, but I took a day or two off.

Disturbing conversation yesterday
-—————————————-
The last two home games we’ve been lucky enough to tailgate with a
member of the coaching staffs family before the games. We asked one of the
coaches wives what was going on with the program and the staff and the
answers were disturbing to say the least. She said………

1. Joe is not at practice more than an hour a day. He also rarely if ever
attends any of the coaching or game prep meetings. She said people don’t
know how sick he was in the offseason implying that he went through a
serious medical issue that has not been publicly reported. He has absolutely
zero input into the gameplanning, and doesn’t even know what it is until
Friday night.

2. The dissention amongst the staff is at an all-time high. When Joe is not
there, it’s a contest to see who can act like they are in charge. There have
been verbal arguments in front of the team in the middle of practice
sessions between assistant coaches yelling at each other that they are in
charge and are going to do what they want at that point of practice.

3. Multiple coaches on the staff have been reaching out to gauge interest
from other programs as they are worried about their future in the program.
One “high profile” coach on the staff actually reached out to the head coach
of another PA school over the summer saying he was worried about his future at PSU and laying the groundwork for a possible move in the future.

4. There is a process in place amongst the staff to determine if a high
school prospect should get an offer. Some of the coaches will vote against
offering or recruiting certain kids just to spite the coaches who want them
offered or are their primary recruiters. Whether this is actually going on
or not I do not know, but at least one coach on the staff feels that way.
For this reason, the coaches who actually do recruit have basically thrown
their hands in the air and almost stopped recruiting all together.

5. “If Tom Bradley is the next head coach, the real coaches will leave in
about 30 seconds.”

After hearing this stuff, I really feel bad for the kids on the team. This
staff and Joe in paticular should be completely ashamed and embarrassed at
their behavior. The sad part is I don’t think Joe even has a clue what’s
going on because he’s never around.

I don’t know if we’re going to win a game the rest of the year. The team has
quit, the coaches have quit and morale is at an all-time low.

Get used to it…things are not changing….

This was reposted on BSD after getting Zooked. If true (see: PSU recruiting), then they're going to need some serious luck to avoid serious pain.

jmblue

October 12th, 2010 at 6:56 PM ^

I don't know if I fully believe all that, but it's interesting to read.  This blows me away:

“If Tom Bradley is the next head coach, the real coaches will leave in
about 30 seconds.”

I was under the impression that Bradley was one of the "real coaches" and that the nepotism elsewhere was the problem.  If this is true, I have considerably less fear of him replacing JoePa.  My bigger concern is the Temple coach getting the job.

BlueVoix

October 12th, 2010 at 7:26 PM ^

Al Golden is my concern as well.  He did a hell of a job last season.  BUT Temple has looked much more like old Temple the last few games.  I think he's a good coach, but I'm not quite sure if I'm as afraid of him as I was before.

Still hope he lands out somewhere in the PAC 10 before a Big Ten school offers him the job.  Speaking of, hey Minnesota, have you heard the wonders Sylvester Croom does with programs?

jshclhn

October 12th, 2010 at 7:56 PM ^

If Joe Pa doesn't know what's going on because he's only at practice an hour a day, how does this coach's wife know what's going on, when she's not even there?  Joe's own son Jay is the quarterbacks coach, I assume those two do speak with each other from time to time.  

Blue Bunny Friday

October 12th, 2010 at 8:19 PM ^

Joe may very well know that this stuff is going on, but maybe not. People tell their wives things that they wouldn't tell their father/boss. Regardless, I'm not sure he has the ability to police it.

Joe is 83 years old. It's not hard to imagine that he just can't keep up with the day-to-day responsibilties of being  head ball coach. His efforts in recruiting have been questioned for years, and it doesn't look like he found the fountain of youth.

The_Izza

October 13th, 2010 at 12:05 AM ^

If Urban Meyer can bring two Nat'l Championships to Florida (one when Tebow was NOT the featured QB)and still catch flack like this, then the Flordia fanbase has done lost its mind.