More proof that Mike Martin is related to the Incredible Hulk:

Submitted by Sommy on August 25th, 2009 at 3:15 PM

Good lord; dude eats the souls of lesser men. Or he eats steel for breakfast and shits out fully-assembled Buicks before lunch.

In the spirit of the "bold predictions" thread, I'm also going to say that I fully expect an Alan Branch-esque year out of MM by the end of his career at Michigan.


Frank Drebin

August 25th, 2009 at 3:19 PM ^

Warning to other QB's: Do not end up like Anthony Morelli. Stay out of the way of #68. Big Will isn't far behind. Watch out in the years to come, as we will be coming for teams 1st, 2nd, and 3rd string QB's.

STW P. Brabbs

August 26th, 2009 at 4:18 PM ^

Why does this deserve negative points?

We got Lou Dobbs on here worried that the implication is Jesus is Mexican?

I mean, it's not that funny, but I gave it a +1 for fairness' sake.

EDIT: Nevermind, it seems that Jesus has been making multiple accounts and negging those who would make flippant comments re: Him and burritos. He did it to me, too.

Sorry, J-Dog.


August 25th, 2009 at 3:24 PM ^

if I didn't know better I'd say he was scaled to look bigger. Fisheye lense? He *is* 4 yards closer, but still. Jesus.

also, #62? Who is that (RVB?) and why are his biceps the size of full hams?