Lane Kiffin makes Chinese Next News

Submitted by Blazefire on November 9th, 2012 at 12:15 PM

EDIT: Okay, so, WTF?!? The other thread WASN'T delted, but dammit, it just disappeared for me. Now it's back. Database error? Mods, please merge with the other thread.

I know a thread about Kiffin's problems at USC was just deleted, but I'll be damned if this right here doesn't deserve a thread on its own merits. Mods, do as you will.



November 9th, 2012 at 12:39 PM ^

There are times I really really wish I was still smoking pot on a semi-regular basis like when I was back in college.

This would be one of those times.


November 9th, 2012 at 12:49 PM ^

They have cartoon animations for almost everything. The one they did portraying how the Tiger Woods attack went down was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.


Edit: here's the link to the Tiger Woods hilarity if anyone is interested.


Also, judging by the video, I bet the Chinese viewing audience just got a whole lot more intrigued by American football.


November 9th, 2012 at 12:49 PM ^

This is Tawianese not Chinese.  If you check out Hot Clicks on CNNSI they link to these videos all the time.  NMA tv likes to make them for various sports related incidents. 

EDIT:  The language is Chinese, but they are made by a Tawianese company.


November 9th, 2012 at 12:54 PM ^

Having just watched this at work, I will probably have to just forget the rest of the day now since was on my way to a meeting and chuckling uncontrollably and randomly is not exactly a good idea in front of directors. I have also learned that flying and incontinence are important to the Oregon offensive attack, that Lane Kiffin doesn't mind the odd goat slaying at pressers and that changing a jersey number requires only a giant #2 pencil. The things you learn when you watch the news from another perspective... 


November 9th, 2012 at 1:01 PM ^

 MGOBLOG NEEDS THIS TECHNOLOGY NOW!  [Sorry, I am shouting].  

But, we must keep up with the Chinese blogosphere.  This threat must not stand. We need our own Chinese CGI parodies if we are going to remain competitive.  We must participate in a virtual sportsblog arms-race to remain relevant.








November 9th, 2012 at 1:21 PM ^

Apparently China thinks all birds look like swans, and they communicate with humans by fart-genie-ing out of their recent memories.  Also, Chip Kelly's major defense mechanism against USC was having one of his players poop on them.  Sounds about right.


November 9th, 2012 at 4:43 PM ^

Next Media Animation is a Taiwanese animation group. They'd be quite offended that you've called them Chinese. It's pretty evident by her accent when she speaks (a nuance I'm sure many people here were quick to notice).


Edit: Argh, sorry. In my gut reaction of "OMG that's a Taiwanese animation company not Chinese must comment now" I didn't read the other comments that said the same thing.  Much apologies.

Ron Utah

November 10th, 2012 at 10:13 AM ^

Almost as funny as Lane Kiffin having his back-up QB switch numbers with his punter (also the holder) to get an edge on a two-point conversion fake...against COLORADO.

This guy is a joke, and I feel bad for any kid that is playing for him.  I predict he is no longer USC's coach by 2014.