For anybody interested, today is the day when ESPN U becomes ESPN The Ocho for a day.
If you don't know, ESPN The Ocho is a fictional channel from the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. It features ONLY obscure sports. ESPN decided to make it a reality today - 8/8/2017.
Right now, the World Darts Championship is on.
EDIT: In my excitement, I gave ESPN too much credit. They are a year early from perfection.