Alabama Game Week Haiku Thread

Submitted by CasimirPulaski on August 27th, 2012 at 12:01 PM

It's been a long summer, but game week is finally upon us. I say we kick this sucker off with a haiku thread. What say you?

Denard's smile will shine

Like the brightest Dallas star.

Beat Alabama.



August 27th, 2012 at 12:33 PM ^

All I will be thinking this week is summed up in this haiku:

Oh football, football,

I sure do love the football.

It's finally here.


An homage to the imagery usually portrayed in traditional haikus but with a modern football twist.

Warm and sunny day.

Smell of grass and the sound of

Violent tackles.


August 27th, 2012 at 12:39 PM ^

Waiting for the game
Too early for tailgating
Cannot wait to start

Time to show 'Bama
A Y2K reminder
The Orange Bowl part two

Shoelaces in wind
Smiling and kneeling down
Denard wins the game

That must hurt real bad
William Campbell has emerged
Lacy run back home


August 27th, 2012 at 1:28 PM ^

Bama looks qute tough
They can throw out great players
The Team will win it

Not sure how much that applies because I think one of Bama's greatest strength is their teamwork, but I'll be damned if I miss an opportunity to channel Bo.


August 27th, 2012 at 2:07 PM ^

September Heisman

Off To A Very Bad Start

Air Force Stat Boost Comes



No One Else Cares Much

One Quarter Suspenions All

Just like S E C.


Saban Hates U M

Break scoreboard in the process

Whoa Nelly Partner!


Denard runs for lots

Thousand yards in negative

Prays for Carbon Legs


U M Maize & Blue

Red & Green Like Christmas Tree

Saturday Lit Up


Bama Forfeits Game

Jumbotron falls on Bama

3 walkons remain