Recruiting - what people don't know
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On the recent commitment of Kyle Kalis, many Michigan fans became excited at landing such a highly rated prospect
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And they have reason to, because Kalis will develop into a great contributor on the football field
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yes
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But, THE KNOWLEDGE laughs at many folks on this website and other places that think they know which prospects to get excited about
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Many indeed was the number of folks that were considerably less excited about the commitment of a less heralded, and mostly unknown, prospect to the 2012 Michigan class
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these people are idiots
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and the name of that prospect is Sione Houma
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yes
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The proprietor and #2 writer on this blog, B. Cook himself seemed less than thrilled about the commitment of Houma; naturally less knowledgeable ordinary fans followed suit
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but THE KNOWLEDGE is not ordinary as everyone knows
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THE KNOWLEDGE soars and basks in glory due to his great abiltities, more than anyone can ever dream of
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yes
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with the future in hindsight, THE KNOWLEDGE reveals that Houma is the most important commitment of the class
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He will be the best player on the field, and will earn muti-year All-American honors
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On to other matters
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The event most people are awaiting in the next few days is the decision of the NCAA on the heinous violations committed at OSU
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so they can know if the answered THE QUESTION correctly
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THE KNOWLEDGE, of course, already knows the result, but will not reveal it in order to keep the excitement growing until it reaches a crescendo
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THE KNOWLEDGE will return in the future to congratule the winners of THE QUESTION and also to reveal the season review for Michigan
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yes
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I'm curious if The_KNOWLEDGE is our dear leader's deranged alter ego driven to emerge during times of great insanity.
I, for one, have never seen them post in the same place at the same time.
August 9th, 2011 at 10:09 PM ^
Obviously.
He has existed from the morning of the world and shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although he has taken the form of Gaius Caligula, he is all men as he is no man and therefore he is a god.
i believe before the big house bbq tom hinted that mich might recieve a commit from wr monty madaris( not 100% sure about that, but i think) but he didnt make up for that, now i have heard that we are totally out for him. can anyone confirm this?
Every needs to chill out The Knowledge is the man! He will let us know all that is good and evil with his blogs! Welcome back The Knowledge and respect him! Sorry Diaries
Hail!
August 9th, 2011 at 10:16 PM ^
August 9th, 2011 at 11:19 PM ^
Please do not belittle yourself.
Do not underestimate the omniscience of The Knowledge
For he has already seen that of which you think and dream
Yes
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August 9th, 2011 at 11:23 PM ^
Do I love that THE_KNOWLEDGE immediately commented on his post for comments to commence?
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proof that he knew comments would come
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also THE_KNOWLEDGE tagging his posts as "THE KNOWLEDGE" to let us easily research events that have happened in the future
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Future information flows freely in both our universe and the next.
yes.
August 10th, 2011 at 12:07 AM ^
August 10th, 2011 at 1:37 AM ^
I hate poor walmart wolverines that I pay my damn taxes for them to go buy damn walmart wolverine clothing and think there bad ass...Smh
August 10th, 2011 at 10:03 AM ^
I don't even know WTF any of that means. In fact, its so unintelligable I think I will upvote you for exercising my brain. But someone will then have to downvote you to cancel out my upvote because its ridiculous that I'm going to upvote you for being an a--hole.
August 10th, 2011 at 1:59 AM ^
I would love it if THE_KNOWLEDGE revealed himself to be Lloyd Brady. That would explain everything.
August 10th, 2011 at 2:07 AM ^
I just moved to the Salt Lake City area and live within a couple miles of Houma's high school. I would be happy to try and get some video of him playing this fall, if anyone is interested.
August 10th, 2011 at 8:49 AM ^
...last "Friday Night Lights" posting and there's information there on how to make these sort of contributions.
August 10th, 2011 at 6:16 AM ^
I wish there was a way to transfer THE_KNOWLEDGE's character to another medium. I think he'd be a nice comedic relief guy that replaces the now omnipresent 'Dilfer'-type.
August 10th, 2011 at 6:55 AM ^
♪♫ Know-ledge
You made my da-ay ♫♪
August 10th, 2011 at 11:54 AM ^
The OP is just not funny. It would be nice if he were funny. Funny is good. His writing is not even really all that clever. But the lowest common denominator group think crowd here deems him hilarious, therefore it must be so.
August 10th, 2011 at 12:33 PM ^
I see what you did there and I don't like being called a "lowest common denominator" by the likes of you. You can simply state that you do not find the post funny and move along - no reason to demean people who think otherwise. The personal attack was unprovoked and is inappropriate.
P.S. Its funny that the last time I saw you, you were spending time explaining to everyone the definition of an ad homenem attack and then you let loose with one of your own. Pretty hypocritical, no?
August 10th, 2011 at 5:14 PM ^
I don't believe I ever claimed that I would never make one, just that the argument in question was not one. For what it is worth, I was not refering to any one particular person. It was more a wry observation on the power of group think and social cohesion. That you were moved to comment on my remarks is in itself interesting.
August 10th, 2011 at 2:15 PM ^
so everything he says has the same value as the nonsense a drunk at the corner bar is mumbling into his Bud Lite.
August 11th, 2011 at 12:49 PM ^
How do you know he won't ever be?
August 10th, 2011 at 3:44 PM ^
as soon as I saw you refer to yourself in the 3rd person.
August 11th, 2011 at 7:07 PM ^
And you haven't been right about anything...ever. Time to let it go.
August 14th, 2011 at 10:13 PM ^
It's so funny reading new folks "takes" on THE_KNOWLEDGE. If only they were here during haloscan. They missed so much... I weep.
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