OT: I just found Rosenberg's Bible...
January 20th, 2011 at 8:21 PM ^
Rosenberg's bible is Paris Hilton's autobiography. To him it was a literary master piece.
January 20th, 2011 at 9:11 PM ^
I would have thought it would have been this craptacular novel:
http://www.amazon.com/Razor-Sharp-Drew/dp/0937247413/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8…
The reviews are a better read than this could ever be.
January 20th, 2011 at 9:27 PM ^
The reviews are a better read than this could ever be.
I'll co-sign that. All but one review is scathing, and the other one is clearly sarcastic.
It's unfortunate that so many people haven't caught onto the fact that Sharp is simply a shock jock. I'm sure he's aware that he has no competence or talent, but he feeds off of the reaction that he incites in the fanbases of all Michigan-based teams. If only people would simply ignore him, he might go away.
PROTIP: It helps to stop reading the paper that gainfully employs him.
January 20th, 2011 at 10:28 PM ^
Stop. Before you do anything else, read the reviews of Sharp's book. They are the funniest thing I have read in quite a while. The "clearly sarcastic" one is pure 100% awesome. Really, read the reviews.
January 20th, 2011 at 10:36 PM ^
January 21st, 2011 at 1:33 AM ^
I'm reading them and crying because I'm laughing so hard. Some accomplished literary bully-boys got together and took Mr. Sharp to the woodshed.
January 20th, 2011 at 9:43 PM ^
Foreword by Joe Dumars.
January 20th, 2011 at 10:20 PM ^
His review of Razor Sharp
"Razor Sharp" takes place in modern-day Detroit, and follows the adventures of Drew Sharp (not to be confused with Razor Sharp, which is the title of the book) who strives to overcome his undiagnosed retardation to become the 18th mentally disabled sportswriter in Michigan history. The novel is written in a first-person narrative, which I found helped me relate better to the protagonist, whose rambling and incoherent retard-speak flows so naturally you marvel at the amount of research the author must have done to reach such a level of authenticity. At one point, the dialogue becomes so frustratingly moronic that you shed tears imagining the living hell experienced by those with sub-par intelligence trying to stay afloat in an elitist society which places such a high premium on complete sentences and logic-based commentary. Bravo to the author (who for reasons unknown decided to omit his name from the book cover); you have given the 21st century it's first "Of Mice And Men"...it's first "Forrest Gump."
January 21st, 2011 at 3:28 AM ^
That has to be the best set of reviews I have seen in a long time. And the sarcastic one is EPIC.
To quote from one of the reviews
"He bricked his attempt at literary significance with a release that stands (at this writing) at #1,372,928 on the Amazon sales chart.
How bad is this?
The Drywall Finisher's Handbook" checks in at #464,899; "No More Bedwetting: How to Help your Child Stay Dry" is at #206,013; and "The War Against Toenail Fungus" resides at a comparatively lofty #74,497."
January 20th, 2011 at 8:21 PM ^
Now it all makes sense!
January 20th, 2011 at 8:22 PM ^
the Talmud????
January 20th, 2011 at 8:23 PM ^
Link?
January 20th, 2011 at 8:23 PM ^
This is him as a baby. He just leads a life of misery.
January 20th, 2011 at 8:28 PM ^
see more Gifs
January 20th, 2011 at 8:25 PM ^
I thought this was going to be a jewish joke. Thankfully it wasn't. Rosenberg sucks.
January 20th, 2011 at 8:27 PM ^
Rosenberg can't read
January 20th, 2011 at 8:29 PM ^
Can't write either
January 20th, 2011 at 8:36 PM ^
He went to State?
January 20th, 2011 at 8:38 PM ^
That would explain why he can't read or write.
January 21st, 2011 at 12:20 AM ^
If he would have went to Tosu at least he could be a truck driver
January 21st, 2011 at 1:35 AM ^
Or a steroid tester.
January 20th, 2011 at 10:11 PM ^
Really?
January 21st, 2011 at 3:28 AM ^
I know he, unfortunately, is one of ours.
January 20th, 2011 at 8:31 PM ^
The oatmeal has some great stuff. My favorite:
January 20th, 2011 at 8:33 PM ^
+1 for your name
January 20th, 2011 at 8:40 PM ^
I'm not normally impressed by the Mike Cox jokes..but this is a keeper
January 20th, 2011 at 8:42 PM ^
definitley
January 20th, 2011 at 11:36 PM ^
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January 20th, 2011 at 8:55 PM ^
I started laughing so hard my roomate came out to see if I was alright.
January 20th, 2011 at 9:13 PM ^
And dates trannies
January 20th, 2011 at 9:57 PM ^
(most disturbing image search ever!)
January 20th, 2011 at 10:11 PM ^
Never seen that one before! Just remembering some signs from gameday shows but glad it's been properly documented.
January 20th, 2011 at 10:32 PM ^
Prolly cuz I just invented it.
I meant that finding the source images for that was horribly traumatic (don't ever search for "dolphin"...ewwwww!!!).
January 20th, 2011 at 9:28 PM ^
"I believe in your potential, Coco."
January 20th, 2011 at 9:41 PM ^
Rosenberg's bible is All the President's Men, where he plays Bernstein; Snyder is Woodward;Toney Clemons is Deep Throat;Richrod is Nixon; Gerg is Spiro Agnew; Barwis is G. Gordon Liddy; Rita is Pat Nixon but with better nacho dip; Magee is Haldeman . . . .
and so on.
January 20th, 2011 at 10:00 PM ^
I'd hate to go to his Church of Douche
January 20th, 2011 at 11:40 PM ^
I started reading a review, and after the first sentence, I looked at the name of the reviewer and remembered that I had written it last Feburary. Only 18 reviews were written, where it seemed like there were over a hundred reviews of Rosenberg's "book."
I loved how we managed to drive the prices down on Rosenberg's book and at least temporarily ruin his pretensions of being Mitch Albom.