I mean, it is pretty hard to live in Michigan and not have fallen into a Sparty girl a time or two.
I dated a Sparty for 4 months. A die hard Sparty in fact. We happen to break up 2 weeks following the App St and Oregon defeats. Bad timing I think not. I couldn't deal with her rubbing it in my face and celebrating with every opposing fan base. F Sparty.
Anyone from Metro Detroit or who has lived in Chicago has probably slept with a Spartan girl. Easy pulls, intellectually shallow, lush, usually obnoxious. To spot them in the wild just look for 20-somethings in Lincoln Park, fail miserably in their quest to look rich, with over-bleached teeth and orange fake-baked skin, still acting like a perpetual sorority girl.
You just described EVERY girl in Lincoln Park/Lakeview.
Ha touche.
This comment! Whenever people say Sparty women are better looking than Michigan women, I always reply that, while Sparty women may be HAWTER, Michigan women are way more beautful.
I married an MSU grad. Sadly, she stopped me from giving our (now 8 week old) daughter the middle name "Harbaugh."
Edit: An MSU grad from Columbus. We'll always have our mutual hate of OSU, thankfully.
Why'd she go to MSU over OSU or Miami...or UM? Vet?
Dated a Sparty girl for a year. Luckily she didn't care much about sports than the typical "yay we won" bit.
She was moreso an exception in terms of intellectual capability compared to other MSU girls while keeping up in the looks department. I got lucky.
Also dated a CMU girl. Hot like the MSU one, except dumber than a rock. To be expected...
I'm from Ohio, and so is my wife. She never cared about sports (and still doesn't) before we were married. Naturally her family are all Buckeyes, and I'm a diehard Michigan fan. This isn't sleeping with the enemy, so to speak, but close.
Her dad gave me an OSU shot glass one time that had Brutus sitting on the edge. I was washing dishes one night, and it fell off the shelf it was on behind me with no prompting from anyone or anything around it. Brutus broke in half, and I was happy to throw it away.
Cool story, bro.
accident my ass
damn earthquakes
Wow, you have seen unicorns!
WD is gonna wind up marrying a Sparty because life is cruel in its irony.
You really get the "no means no" point across if you get a bear to do it for you.
+1 This was funny, and be careful of those buckeye girls also....
If she lookin good and you have a fun time together, who cares.
My wife's a MSU (Doctoral) grad - between what she saw on that campus and the difference she saw when she went to her first Michigan game (they have class!) was enough to convert her. The only problem is that her field (veterinarian) is dominated by MSU alum :-(
Still in school and never dated a Spartan or Buckeye. I always thought I could date a Spartan, but never a Buckeye.
I briefly dated a gal attending rival CMU. Sara was a really sweet girl, we got along very well with each other, but being that our dating started in late fall, the Michigan winter made it damn-near impossible to make such a long-distance relationship work.
Several years later, while in my mid-20s, I dated an Ohio girl/ former buckeye coed who I worked with at the time. Very attractive girl, but it went bad from the start, as she was still hung-up on a guy who had recently dumped her and was somewhat a basket case at the time. On-again/off-again for a couple months, then she suddenly pulled up stakes and moved back home to Lima. I moved on, too, shortly after that starting to date the one who would eventually become my wife, and then ex-wife 20-some years later. So life goes...
I haven't really had that experience, but I can't imagine liking being around someone I would consider a bad fan. If he or she is pooping in coolers or writing out STAEE on parked cars, I can't imagine what they're doing come election time or at family holidays.
I long ago drew the dating "line" at such a point that "cooler-pooper" -type girls wouldn't make the cut---well before I had even heard "cooler-pooping" was a thing.
Just glad I'm not alone in my no cooler pooping policy.
I haven't but I had insult to injury added by a hot OSU fan in 2006. I was with my dad at a bar in Ann Arbor watching one of the most epic installments of The Game. Forget which one. A dark table had a bobblehead of Bo with one small candle lit since he had just died a few days before. I wanted that win so badly. During the game, this really hot redhead in an OSU jersey exchanged glances with me a few times. You all know how it ended, and so, immediately after the game ended, I'm standing there in shock and sadness. The girl came up to me as her and her friends passed and said something I don't even remember, and I just stared at her with that shocked face and unable to respond. She walked away and I looked after her but was unable to do anything. If only we had won, or even if I just had 5 minutes to collect myself, it could have been much a better day. C'est la vie.
LOVE this board!
I have no problem joking about it, but I'm not sure how you got to that conclusion...
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Twice...both Michigan State fans. Learn from the mistakes of others and get out while you still can.
The minute I hear someone is from either of those schools, I tone them out and they are dead to me.
Married to a Sparty. It's all good. Friendly banter from her and the family. We enjoy putting our kids in awkward situation trying to decide whether to cheer for "mommy's team" or "daddy's team", but it's all in fun.
The only time it has caused any waves in the house was the year my youngest was born. I had DVR'd the UM/MSU game and I was watching it about 20 minute delay and fast forwarding through commercials. Game ended, MSU won and my father in law called to gloat, ruining the result for me. I was kind of pissed, but it was a good lesson to never watch that game on delay.
I've been married to a Buckeye for almost 27 years and she has yet to poop in a cooler. Who says you can't teach and old dog new tricks?
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