CC: My Kitten Mikey

Submitted by mGrowOld on

 

Instead of Ron Zook I propose we consider my cat Mikey

Pros:

  1. Cuddly
  2. Purrs when you pick him up
  3. Can be entertained by a ball of yarn for hours
  4. Won't interfere with coordinators game plans
  5. Will make team smile
  6. Knows how to use cat box when it needs to poop
  7. Low contract demands

Cons:

  1. Can't speak English
  2. Doesn't know what a football is
  3. Won't wear a headset either
  4. Sometimes coughs up furballs at inappropriate times
  5. Can be easily distracted by birds and shiney things
  6. Pretty sure he wants to run manball
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Mabel Pines

November 5th, 2014 at 5:46 PM ^

Harbaugh? 

Also, I feel the press conferences would be more vague than they are now.  Cats love to ignore people.  Unless you ignore them.  Then they are all over you.  Also, How is "Litter Box" not a con???

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Wendyk5

November 5th, 2014 at 6:02 PM ^

I'm concerned that he only knows how to use the litter box when he needs to poop. Urinating in random places, especially on the most expensive rug in the house - not becoming of a head coach at Michigan. 

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LSAClassOf2000

November 5th, 2014 at 6:30 PM ^

Knows how to use cat box when it needs to poop

I have a feeling that this is ultimately why Ron Zook failed at Illinois, although somehow there was punting involved somewhere in here. If your cat doesn't think that it is OK to settle for a poop / punt at the opponent's 35, we could probably do some business.

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