Schadenfreude: 2023 Nebraska (45-7)

Copy and pasted from anywhere I could find some good comments. Facebook, Twitter, Nebraska blogs, game threads, etc. So, without further ado...

Zero point zero percent chance Michigan could have beaten Nebraska in '97

michigan plays good defense. nebraska plays defense better

when those michigan players get there it's going to be 4 quarters of fuck you football! GBR

Nebraska pulls an upset! Count on it!

WOOOO BABY GO BIG RED I GOT A GOOD FEELIN BOUT THIS ONE

We are due for an upset.

michigan is the most overrated school/team/program of all time. watch us kick their ass and shock the nation! gbr

Bruh im tellin ya my huskers win this one, its happening

How can Michigan even hope to win? They may be ranked #2 but everyone in usa knows that Nebraska is the true heroes of college football! GO BIG RED! prediction 14-13 good guys

Michigan's 97 "championship" was a joke!! Huskers own them on September 30, 2023!!!!!

God in heaven I love Nebraska football and hate Michigan so much

My huskers are winning, dude ... i can't even lie bout it

Michigan aint played nobody. well they about to play the huskers! get ready for that first loss michigan lmao

Top 10 team loses on the road? Michigan at Nebraska!

gotta believe in nebraska this weekend, michigan overrated as always

Haarberg becomes a legend today

The Greatest Fans in College Football show up at Memorial Stadium. There is no place like Nebraska. Go Big Red. Oh, and fuck Michigan!

if i hear another go blue from those michigan twats i swear to god i'm punching a guy

We can win the west! Michigan's not even winning the east!

Our defense eats those stupid Michigan players. You KNOW it's going to happen!! GBR!

In the grit, the glory! Nebraska will beat Michigan today!

wow michigan thinks they're actually going to win. guess they've never faced this nebraska defense before. get ready to eat a bunch of turf, mccarthy.

Dude that JJ McCarthy kid is so overrated.

The whole Michigan TEAM is overrated!!!

I cannot wait for this game. I want a Husker win here so badly.

Taylor Swift about to fall in love with the Huskers after we kick Michigan's ass

M not winning in lincoln bruh

YO MY BOY COMPTON WILL BE THERE WOO GO BIG RED BABY! MICHIGAN FAILS OBVSLY

fuck michigan they are weasels!

Scott Frost should have beaten these asshols

Go Big Red! Huskers take down Michigan in a huge upset I predict

Michigan wins this game just like they won their 1997 title, by CHEATING

What happens when Michigan visits Nebraska? It's a statement win that Nebraska hasn't had in years. Coach KhakiPants gets overRhuled.

Michigan seems to always trip over their junk when they are expected to do big things nationally, so I hope we will see a repeat of that this year.

time for kickoff! how badly does Nebraska beat Michigan haha

I hope we break their backs.

omg if that stands its an incredible play by Michigan
i mean
it's gonna stand

Aaaaaaaand Michigan marches right down the field and scores. WTF BOYS!?!?

Who told Michigan they were allowed to score points in Lincoln?

God damn it well at least I have my runza

TD Michigan, so what? We gonna respond baby! Let's go boys! Go Big RED!!!

Our Huskers will be victorious despite the setback

well that's not how you want to start the game on offense

OMG WTF STOP THEM

Blackshirts have already allowed the most rushing yds in a game so far this year halfway through the first qtr.

How the fuck are we already down by 21?

And the mass exodus of Memorial Stadium begins.

the good news is Nebraska has become a second half team....right?

This comeback is going to be unreal

Fuck why am I even watching this??? Come on Nebraska!!!!!!!!

I really thought Michigan was overrated so why are they beating us?

Michigan, I hate you. Sincerely, a Husker for life.

I was really hoping we wouldn’t reach “Welp, I’m gonna go start the mower” Time until the 4th quarter

Just need to see some fight. Just a little. Don’t crawl into a hole and die during one of the biggest recruiting weekends of the year. Show us something!

this game is like us trying to take a shit and michigan shoves it right back up our ass

We haven’t been shut out since 1996, TIME TO PUT UP SOME POINTS ON THE THIRD STRING. MAKE HISTORY.

No one in human history has ever experienced pain like Nebraska fans.

before the season I predicted we had a real shot of winning the B1G West. so far the only thing that has gotten in the way of achieving that is we haven't won any of our B1G games

Take note Rhule...This is what an OL looks like. It be founds me our past coaches think otherwise.

this really is a dumpster fire. I'm not ure any of us knew just how bad this program had gotten. if it isn't talent, it's development. probably a ton of both. this kind of wreckage doesn't fix fast.

Michigan's 2nd stringers beating our ass

Let’s spend another 450 million on this program. Seems like a good investment

Hold em under 50! Don't get shutout!

Ok I think its time to have a serious discussion about being in the big ten. why do we allow michigan to just come in here and blow us out? no one signed up for this. we are nebraska. we aren't supposed to lose. this is the greatest football program of all time. I'M SO TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT!

I appreciate Michigan burning down the clock.

Harbaugh has always taken the foot off the gas against us. Him and Urban seem to have a soft spot for our miserable program

Shouldn't have angered the football gods with the 97 headline.

I still remember when Michigan was thinking about firing Harbaugh, and I was like ... please God ... Fire him before he gets it going

it's another score for michigan

McCarthy could make love on the sideline and they’d still beat us. Smh

We're getting a good ole ass kicking

The rot in this program was deeper than any thought.

Another sack. There have been approximately 4 enjoyable plays to watch today.

In the history of Nebraska looking helpless in football games, is this the most helpless they've looked?

Nebraska scored. Not shutout. Staggering, beat to a pulp, but we get a punch in. Nice.

At least it wasnt a shutout.

we're getting our whatever kicked into last week, picked up, then kicked ahead into next week, then picked up again, and brought back to Memorial Stadium so the process can be repeated.

Michigan looks like old Nebraska. Physical, nasty and deep in the trenches. Nebraska looks like a perennial loser, soft, slow and missing game changing talent.

Maybe trev wants to think about putting a retractable roof on memorial so volleyball can play in it as well. That way Nebraska can still win in Memorial.

holy god, this team is terrible. not sure how they're going to find 2 more wins

We all knew we'd probably lose this game, but we expected at least some fight. This is embarrassing

Scott Frost set us back soooo bad bruh

Why did I think we even had a chance?

This is a glorified scrimmage!

My Huskers should be ASHAMED of this performance, just like my husband

The good news is it can't get any worse, right? GO Big Red. God I hate everything.

45-7. Who saw this coming? NOT ME

IF THERE WAS A GOD HE WOULD MAKE SURE NEBRASKA NEVER LOSES TO THESE MICHIGAN FUCKS

Good lord Matt Rhule getting a lesson today in what Big Ten football is

The MAC conference is looking to expand. I think we could win a MAC championship in 3-4 years.